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protein
23-06-2008, 15:30:49
carrying on from the other thread, if you had to commit the act of murder without a gun, how would you do it? you're in a room, it's you or them.

protein
23-06-2008, 15:34:14
personally, i'd try to wrestle them to the ground after disorienting them with a punch or kick. hopefully my heavy frame and being fairly strong and with a bit of martial arts training this could be possible. although no easy feat.

once i've got them semi-concious with me sitting on their chest, i suppose i'd want to completely knock them out by landing heavy elbows on the weak parts of their skull, hopefully doing some damage to their brain in the process.

i think strangulation is no absolute method so i'd probably give it five minutes of me standing with my full weight on their throat and then start stamping on their skull until brain comes out.

Venom
23-06-2008, 15:57:02
No one ever gets killed in England because they're not allowed to have guns.

Venom
23-06-2008, 15:57:23
I would use a knife.

Lurker the Second
23-06-2008, 16:02:06
Protein has put a lot of thought into this. Don't rain on his parade.

maroule
23-06-2008, 16:07:31
if you can knock the guy down, you're almost there, just stamp his throat repeatedly

Funko
23-06-2008, 16:16:13
I would nuke them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

Vincent
23-06-2008, 17:55:46
I would give them a link to Counterglow

Lazarus and the Gimp
23-06-2008, 19:24:54
I think I'd probably pay somebody else to do it.

Debaser
23-06-2008, 19:41:41
I'd pay Protein to do it. He'd try to wrestle them to the ground after disorienting them with a punch or kick. Hopefully his heavy frame and being fairly strong and with a bit of martial arts training this could be possible, though no easy feat.

Once he'd got them semi-concious and was sitting on their chest, i suppose he'd want to completely knock them out by landing heavy elbows on the weak parts of their skull, hopefully doing some damage to their brain in the process.

i think strangulation is no absolute method so hopefully he'd give it five minutes of standing with his full weight on their throat and then start stamping on their skull until brain comes out.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
23-06-2008, 19:53:38
I'd convince them it's their legal obligation to die.

mr_B
23-06-2008, 19:59:14
I'll fart on his/her face till he/she is dead

thta's how I killed a musquito once

Kitsuki
23-06-2008, 22:10:30
Guns don't kill people, video games do!

protein
23-06-2008, 22:11:34
charlton heston should have had that set up in his basement. an unarmed killing chamber.

protein
23-06-2008, 22:15:34
i suppose another way would be to launch yourself at their throat and keep biting at their arteries like a rabid animal until they lose enough blood to die.

MoSe
24-06-2008, 07:10:19
hmmmmmm..... and if you're a toothless elderly, you could say you've killed'em with your gums

protein
24-06-2008, 07:20:49
gums don't kill people, teeth do.

C.G.B. Spender
24-06-2008, 07:21:46
I like killing with pointed sticks

Funko
24-06-2008, 08:54:12
I would use the ping pong ball pump from the episode of Mythbusters (http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/mythbusters/photogalleries/pingpong/pingpong.html) where they salvaged a ship using ping pong balls. I'd shove the ping pong ball pipe down the victim's throat, turn the pump on and fill them up with ping pong balls until they exploded.

Mr. Bas
24-06-2008, 09:39:34
I'd get one of Dimanofff's replica Louis Vuitton bags, put a brick in it and smash his face in.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
24-06-2008, 10:40:55
very stylish!

MoSe
24-06-2008, 15:13:05
killed with a replica????

that's a Copycat (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112722/)!

MoSe
24-06-2008, 15:16:35
.... curiosity killed the copycat

:cute: