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C.G.B. Spender
17-06-2008, 08:38:45
Did you notice that everytime somebody mentions the terrible quality of [insert country/city/planet here]'s beer, sombody else replies with "Oh, [insert country/city/planet here] has some great micro breweries!"?

I mean: What kind of a crap reply is that? What does it help there's a good brewery in the boondocks of [insert country/city/planet here] when I'm at a generic supermarket in [insert country/city/planet here] trying to buy some good beer.

It always ends with Becks, because you get it everywhere and you don't die drinking it immediatly.

Fuck them [insert country/city/planet here] micro breweries! Do good beer for the masses (and Maßes!)

protein
17-06-2008, 09:29:39
it's because we are mostly men here and men judge a place by it's beer, pig-based meat products and sexiness of the womenfolk.

Funko
17-06-2008, 10:02:32
Carling, Pork Pies and The Queen FTW.

protein
17-06-2008, 10:12:41
hey, don't diss pork pies!

Funko
17-06-2008, 10:15:40
I wasn't!

protein
17-06-2008, 10:33:01
oh, you were lumping one of the best things we have in with the two worst. i thought you might have something against those fatty, jellied porky delights.

C.G.B. Spender
17-06-2008, 10:45:27
Currywurst, Holsten and Reeperbahn?

Fistandantilus
17-06-2008, 10:50:33
Originally posted by Funko
Carling, Pork Pies and The Queen FTW.

I was tempted to make a horrible pun about curling and beer :nervous:

Funko
17-06-2008, 10:55:57
Originally posted by protein
oh, you were lumping one of the best things we have in with the two worst. i thought you might have something against those fatty, jellied porky delights.

I couldn't think of a bad British pork product.

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Books/Pix/pictures/2007/06/18/jack460.jpg

MoSe
17-06-2008, 11:08:43
it's unclear to me whether all the [insert country/city/planet here] can be all different or must all be the same [country/city/planet]

C.G.B. Spender
17-06-2008, 11:10:21
Right on!

Funko
17-06-2008, 11:18:50
You use Find/Replace - Replace All on [insert country/city/planet here]

MoSe
17-06-2008, 11:23:03
what if it's too big and doesn't fit?

Funko
17-06-2008, 11:36:14
You pervert.

MoSe
17-06-2008, 11:40:55
it occurred to me that Bavaria Beer is dutch





wait, I wanted to post this in the other thread

MoSe
17-06-2008, 11:42:02
I forgot which other thread tho

C.G.B. Spender
17-06-2008, 12:39:41
the other thread

MoSe
17-06-2008, 12:43:58
but not the other site

C.G.B. Spender
17-06-2008, 12:49:25
brrrrr, the other site

Oerdin
17-06-2008, 14:00:56
Do they have good pork products there?

C.G.B. Spender
17-06-2008, 14:06:36
On the other side pork is krop

Provost Harrison
17-06-2008, 18:33:25
Yeah, there are some great beers, women and pork products here.

Oh wait, I'm in Germany currently. Make that great beers and pork products :D

C.G.B. Spender
18-06-2008, 06:52:18
As if you would know anything about women

Funko
18-06-2008, 07:52:41
They are the people who bring him the beer.