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Drekkus
04-06-2008, 07:22:38
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/euro2008/article-1023898/GO-TEAM-HOLLAND-10-reasons-wont-passing-Dutchies-left-hand-side.html

Link sez enuf...

Funko
04-06-2008, 08:07:38
Funny. The Daily Mail traditionally supports the Nazis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daily_Mail#Support_for_Nazism_and_Fascism).

C.G.B. Spender
04-06-2008, 08:14:16
Oh, so does Germany (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_Germany)

Drekkus
04-06-2008, 08:46:44
And more English support for the Dutss

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/jun/04/euro2008.netherlands

C.G.B. Spender
04-06-2008, 08:48:10
Comedian Henning Wehn told voters to back Germany because Germans are "efficient and logical human beings"

Funko
04-06-2008, 08:49:42
If the level of support for the Netherlands seems surprisingly high, it is because Dutch ingenuity even extended to hacking into and trying to rig the Guardian's online poll.

:lol:

The German guy was much funnier though:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/may/29/euro2008.germanyfootballteam

5. The Dutch
One of the major driving forces behind the average German's desire to win the title is to ensure the Dutch can't win it. You might admire the Netherlands as representing liberal values or as the inventors of Total Football, but the story is quite different from a German point of view. The Dutch will be travelling across our nation on their way to matches in Austria and Switzerland causing caravan congestion on our beloved autobahns. You have got no idea how painful it is to be stuck in your top-of-the-range BMW behind two Dutch caravans trying to overtake each other at walking speed on their way to the Alps. So please, don't support the Dutch, and next time, bring your own team!

Drekkus
04-06-2008, 08:50:30
A german telling germans to back germany???? :eek:

C.G.B. Spender
04-06-2008, 08:52:42
He's from eastern Germany

C.G.B. Spender
04-06-2008, 08:53:24
Since October 2003 Wehn has been self-styled the "German Comedy Ambassador in London".

Drekkus
04-06-2008, 08:57:36
Ach so!

We laugh at fast German cars!! Since the highest possible speed on ducth motorways is about 50 km an hour anyways.

C.G.B. Spender
04-06-2008, 09:03:48
So it takes almost an hour to get from a point somewhere in the Netherlands to any other point in the Netherlands?

Funko
04-06-2008, 09:04:35
15 minutes in a panzer.

C.G.B. Spender
04-06-2008, 09:06:14
2 hours on a bike

C.G.B. Spender
04-06-2008, 09:07:18
20 minutes biking and 100 minutes trying to get rid of that dutchmann grabbing the tire

Funko
04-06-2008, 09:07:26
45 minutes on a double decker train.

C.G.B. Spender
04-06-2008, 09:08:18
36 hours with KLM

Tizzy
04-06-2008, 09:08:39
3 hours if mrG is driving

C.G.B. Spender
04-06-2008, 09:09:55
2 hours downhill

*End Is Forever*
04-06-2008, 09:53:03
They have a slightly musical way of speaking Englissssshhhh that'shhh jushhht fantashhhtic. Obviously English people should be completely ashamed that Dutch people's vocabulary in both languages is larger than theirs . But they don't and they prefer to cover their ignorance with puerile acshent gagsh.

:)

Venom
04-06-2008, 11:54:54
If that's him in the video, that is one ugly mother fucker. Like Predator ugly.

Lurker the Second
04-06-2008, 12:12:37
How long is dutchland in London bus scale?

Funko
04-06-2008, 12:13:06
4

C.G.B. Spender
04-06-2008, 12:13:53
5

Lurker the Second
04-06-2008, 12:15:10
Yikes, it's growing as we speak!

Lurker the Second
04-06-2008, 12:15:32
Kind of like that mole on Venom's ass.

Funko
04-06-2008, 12:16:13
It's not growing, the busses are getting smaller.

C.G.B. Spender
04-06-2008, 12:17:01
The universe is expanding

Lurker the Second
04-06-2008, 12:18:03
Hmm, the Brits and Germans seem to be having a disagreement over something.

C.G.B. Spender
04-06-2008, 12:19:31
Did you just call me a nazi?

Funko
04-06-2008, 12:21:49
Why don't you go and persecute Oerdin.

Lurker the Second
04-06-2008, 12:24:15
Take pics, too.

Funko
04-06-2008, 12:29:30
Or videos.

Drekkus
04-06-2008, 12:47:59
Yessscch

MoSe
04-06-2008, 15:06:51
hhmmm, that's what portugueses used to answer to "do you speak english?"

mr_B
04-06-2008, 19:28:32
Originally posted by Tizzy
3 hours if mrG is driving :lol:

mr_B
04-06-2008, 19:30:59
7. The Dutch are a notoriously tall people making them easy to follow, even in a crowd. -fact!!

C.G.B. Spender
05-06-2008, 07:55:15
What's the author, a pygme?