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Resource Consumer
28-05-2008, 15:07:20
And then to a garden fence apparently

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2035996/Woman-'married'-to-Berlin-Wall-for-29-years.html

King_Ghidra
28-05-2008, 15:17:48
The mere thought of a relationship with an actual human being seems ludicrous.


not an unreasonable statement

MoSe
28-05-2008, 15:23:47
of course she's a widower now

did the Wall leave her any inheritance?

King_Ghidra
28-05-2008, 15:28:35
you don't think the relationship was built on solid foundations?

Resource Consumer
28-05-2008, 15:29:12
I bet the earth moved for her

Funko
28-05-2008, 15:37:33
How did she feel seeing David Hasselhof mount her husband in front of the whole world?

Venom
28-05-2008, 15:41:29
"While she remains a virgin with humans... "

No! Really!?

Funko
28-05-2008, 15:43:22
Whilst god knows how many people drilled her husband

Resource Consumer
28-05-2008, 15:43:54
Started from a childhood romance. She had known her husband since he was a quarry

Greg W
28-05-2008, 15:46:37
The mere thought of a relationship with an actual human being seems ludicrous.Without such thoughts, blow up dolls (and then real dolls) would never have been invented.

Resource Consumer
28-05-2008, 15:48:05
Blow up walls!

Venom
28-05-2008, 15:52:56
TO MY WALLS!

Greg W
28-05-2008, 16:19:20
Ooh, jumping castles! :bounce:

MDA
28-05-2008, 17:19:54
HARDROCK shot ur mum...

seng
28-05-2008, 18:59:56
There was that man in the news recently that had "sexual relations" with his car.

seng
29-05-2008, 00:07:10
Here we go:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-%27having-sex%27-with-1,000-cars.html

MDA
29-05-2008, 10:49:16
"hot tailpipe" has a whole new meaning

I like how its important to him that we know he's "not gay".

I'm wondering how he tells the difference between boy and girl cars.

Resource Consumer
29-05-2008, 13:00:06
the number of dents?

MoSe
29-05-2008, 16:50:54
Christine sure was a girl

MoSe
29-05-2008, 16:52:06
all my cars had names:

Verginie
Veronique
Miranda
Dorinda
Peggy Sue

Dyl Ulenspiegel
29-05-2008, 16:57:01
Verginie Fiat-Mose. What a name.