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Resource Consumer
27-05-2008, 14:51:57
Yes. Really!

Near where I live is a Buddhist Vihara. I was crossing the road near there on Sunday and this 4x4 comes roaring out of the car park and I had to throw myself out of the way.

The guy stops and apologies so no harm done.

But I thought these guys avoided treading on ants and things like that. How does he do that in a fucking 4x4 Nissan Patrolman (and why does he need that in West London for CHrist's sake!).

Bastards.

Funko
27-05-2008, 14:58:13
What's the punchline?

C.G.B. Spender
27-05-2008, 15:08:49
He was low on Zenzin

Asher
27-05-2008, 15:32:43
WTF is a Nissan Patrolman

C.G.B. Spender
27-05-2008, 15:34:25
You missed the questionmark

Resource Consumer
27-05-2008, 15:36:56
Originally posted by Funko
What's the punchline?

There's not one. I was very calm.

Venom
27-05-2008, 16:03:43
I'm guessing the nissan Patrolman is similar to the Pathfinder. Or god forbid....the Exterra.

Venom
27-05-2008, 16:07:11
After 2 minutes of research, I'm now an expert.

It is neither of those. It's its own vehicle, more off-roady than any nissan offering here.

Funko
27-05-2008, 16:13:31
We love our SUVs.

Lurker the Second
27-05-2008, 16:14:34
Selfish, resource consuming bastards, those brits.

Funko
27-05-2008, 16:20:21
And rich considering our Benzine is 1.13 a litre. (US$11.19 a gallon)

Asher
27-05-2008, 16:24:52
Jeez, we pay $1.27/litre!

Funko
27-05-2008, 16:29:01
Well I don't have a car so I don't pay anything.

Asher
27-05-2008, 16:40:24
Some day we will let you guys own cars. You need to show some responsibility first. We gave you an empire and you fucked that one up...

MoSe
27-05-2008, 16:44:43
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
He was low on Zenzin

who, the Nissan Petrolman????

MoSe
27-05-2008, 16:46:09
Killing a Resource Consumer results in a net benefit for the Earth

Vincent
27-05-2008, 20:22:35
Originally posted by Funko
Well I don't have a car so I don't pay anything. That rocks!!!

No longer Trippin
28-05-2008, 05:01:15
I'm probably just being a drunk in asking this. If you threw yourself out of the way, how did you get run over? Is that supposed to be a fat joke.

Off to read more of the book of the dead. Maybe they will have a section on Patrolman etiquette hidden somewhere.

seng
28-05-2008, 05:58:06
"a vihara"

Resource Consumer
28-05-2008, 10:34:40
Originally posted by No longer Trippin
I'm probably just being a drunk in asking this. If you threw yourself out of the way, how did you get run over? Is that supposed to be a fat joke.

Off to read more of the book of the dead. Maybe they will have a section on Patrolman etiquette hidden somewhere.

Pedant! :p

I could have stood there and got flattened. However, I threw myself out of the way and got myself bruised and dirty. Either way, the Buddhist nutter was to blame which is equivalent to being run over.

C.G.B. Spender
28-05-2008, 10:41:49
Maybe it's a koan

Drekkus
28-05-2008, 12:35:53
Koan the Barbarian!

My 4 x 4 is so FAT, it runs on RC!

MoSe
28-05-2008, 12:36:53
yeah, it means his ego is bigger than himself