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Lazarus and the Gimp
23-05-2008, 22:11:14
I had to sign up for some sort of computer thing at work today, and there was the usual tedious guffery involving passwords and security questions. You know the sort of thing- first pet, mother's maiden name, most ticklish erogenous zone, etc.

However it positively demanded that I supply an answer to this question-

"What was the name of your best childhood friend?"

I was totally stumped. I had lots of friends, but a best friend? Nope. I just didn't rank them in that way, and I still don't.

I'm told by wise women in my life that this is a stereotypically male thing. Women have best friends, but men frequently don't. So what do you assorted men, women and thingies feel?

Drake Tungsten
23-05-2008, 23:23:33
I have neither friends nor a penis, so I really can't be of much help on this. Sorry.

Asher
23-05-2008, 23:23:36
The correct answer to all security questions are one of ghsghklj hgkjhgjkhg or hjh jsghs jhjh

joncha
24-05-2008, 04:52:36
My penis is my best friend.

JM^3
24-05-2008, 05:04:41
What about Tassi?

JM

seng
24-05-2008, 15:23:36
I think you are right. I had about 8 best friends, because we grew up close and were the same age, but it got all diluted with other friends starting when we were about 13. I'm not regularly in touch with any of them now, except for one who's on facebook and looked me up. I know roughly what they are up to though, except for one, who fell off after he got a cunt girlfriend who hated everyone. Nobody is doing anything remarkable, so that is comforting in a way.

joncha
25-05-2008, 07:08:21
Originally posted by JM^3
What about Tassi?

JM

Are you insinuating that my penis is Tassi?

MoSe
26-05-2008, 10:49:16
Laz, get yourself in some sort of dire need, and then check which friend is still there for you

MoSe
26-05-2008, 10:49:43
also remember, a true friend stabs you in the front

Lazarus and the Gimp
26-05-2008, 13:07:55
Originally posted by MoSe
Laz, get yourself in some sort of dire need, and then check which friend is still there for you

I suspect I'd find out my best friend is either the Citizen's Advice Bureau or The Samaritans.

LoD
26-05-2008, 13:32:31
Originally posted by MoSe
also remember, a true friend stabs you in the front

:lol:

Is this an Italian saying, your invention, or something else?

MoSe
26-05-2008, 14:12:35
I had read it as an O.Wilde quote somewhere on the internet, probably pointed to me after I had betrayed some pactmate in SMAC...

:cute:

Fistandantilus
26-05-2008, 23:58:33
JAMiAM stabbed me in the front several times back in the days :mad:

seng
27-05-2008, 02:46:43
I'll stab her in the front any day.

Funko
27-05-2008, 08:34:29
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp

I'm told by wise women in my life that this is a stereotypically male thing. Women have best friends, but men frequently don't. So what do you assorted men, women and thingies feel?

I think the best friend is definitely a female thing.

C.G.B. Spender
27-05-2008, 08:36:03
Men's best friend is a dog

Tizzy
27-05-2008, 08:54:11
Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Funko
27-05-2008, 08:56:34
Shit.

MDA
27-05-2008, 11:08:47
:lol:

Funko
27-05-2008, 11:14:19
Man's best friend is his penis.

C.G.B. Spender
27-05-2008, 11:16:51
And, in some cases, vice versa

MoSe
27-05-2008, 12:55:20
Originally posted by Tizzy
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
Men's best friend is a dog Diamond Dogs is a David Bowie's album, but there are some who question his manhood

MoSe
27-05-2008, 12:57:21
My best friends are those whom I lost contact with since years, and most of them are female

Venom
27-05-2008, 14:10:42
My best friends are my most reliable guns.

No longer Trippin
28-05-2008, 05:03:41
What if your friends are dicks?

seng
28-05-2008, 06:05:31
What if you are?

No longer Trippin
28-05-2008, 06:33:36
There is no what if for that one.

C.G.B. Spender
28-05-2008, 06:55:56
What is there not?

seng
28-05-2008, 08:03:38
That would be pretty embarrassing