View Full Version : Leaving Forever

23-05-2008, 11:54:18
I'm off until Tuesday. Hell I'm even off today. But I'm sitting at the car mechanic watching a fat lady with really short legs stuff her face and read a book so I thought I'd hook up the blackberry and post. Oh and the aforementioned short legs are valiantly battling gravity and trying to remain propped up on a chair she has pulled across from her.

This lady has ankles the size of my thighs. I can actually hear her socks streching.

Between that and the fact that she keeps stuffing her face to the point that she has to dust crumbs off her lardinous chest, I'm having a very hard time not laughing.

23-05-2008, 11:56:15
kiss her pleezzz pleezzzzz kiss her venompje

23-05-2008, 11:56:57
and why are you watching a fat lady at the car mechanicsjop?

are you a bitje mental?

23-05-2008, 11:57:40
A bit?

23-05-2008, 11:57:42
owwww and pics pleezzzzz

23-05-2008, 12:08:52
She waddled off. She was trying to read. I think my keyboard clacking was bothering her. That and the wanking.

23-05-2008, 12:26:00

Lurker the Second
23-05-2008, 13:05:03
:lol: I wish I could have such fun.

23-05-2008, 13:05:48

Classic Venom's thread, never fails to deliver.

23-05-2008, 18:10:15
lardinous is a great word.

I'm going to have to use that at school at somepoint.

Shutup and sit down you lardinous fool!