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Oerdin
22-05-2008, 11:22:40
One big bump for today.

Funko
22-05-2008, 11:27:29
Those aren't spontaneous verbal outbursts, they are actually the names of MLB teams

MoSe
22-05-2008, 11:38:17
how many random typing monkeys did you need to produce all Shakespeare's plays?

Funko
22-05-2008, 11:47:13
1 and infinite time.

MoSe
22-05-2008, 11:50:31
won't increasing the number of Ashers reduce the needed time?

Funko
22-05-2008, 11:50:47
But actually, based on the physical constraints of our universe, it isn't possible.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem#Probabilities

MoSe
22-05-2008, 11:50:55
sorry, I meant monkeys

C.G.B. Spender
22-05-2008, 11:56:22
In 2003, lecturers and students from the University of Plymouth MediaLab Arts course used a 2,000 grant from the Arts Council to study the literary output of real monkeys. They left a computer keyboard in the enclosure of six Celebes Crested Macaques in Paignton Zoo in Devon in England for a month, with a radio link to broadcast the results on a website. One researcher, Mike Phillips, defended the expenditure as being cheaper than reality TV and still "very stimulating and fascinating viewing".

Not only did the monkeys produce nothing but five pagesconsisting largely of the letter S, the lead male began by bashing the keyboard with a stone, and the monkeys continued by urinating and defecating on it. The zoo's scientific officer remarked that the experiment had "little scientific value, except to show that the 'infinite monkey' theory is flawed". Phillips said that the artist-funded project was primarily performance art, and they had learned "an awful lot" from it. He concluded that monkeys "are not random generators. They're more complex than that. They were quite interested in the screen, and they saw that when they typed a letter, something happened. There was a level of intention there."

:D

MoSe
22-05-2008, 12:10:15
:lol:

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MoSe
22-05-2008, 12:17:06
OK, let's keep it down to 100 chars

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22-05-2008, 12:17:29
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22-05-2008, 12:17:50
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MoSe
22-05-2008, 12:20:15
damm

did you notice any difference with what I usually post?

Funko
22-05-2008, 12:20:53
The jokes were better.

Tizzy
22-05-2008, 12:23:39
Less graphs

Drekkus
22-05-2008, 12:32:46
There seems to be a serious lacking in the letter s there.

Funko
22-05-2008, 12:34:15
The correct number. Or it'd be

Le graph

Drekkus
22-05-2008, 12:37:23
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C.G.B. Spender
22-05-2008, 12:44:18
... and the monkeys continued by urinating and defecating on it

Tizzy
22-05-2008, 12:47:35
Lessss graphssssss

MoSe
22-05-2008, 12:55:35
unfortunately if you wanna do it the easy way by relying on ASCII, graphs are interspersed inbetween letters and the blank space

otoh should you actually type at random on a keyboard, you'd find a similar percentage of non-letter keys

MoSe
22-05-2008, 12:58:26
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this was actual blindfolded "random" physical typing

MoSe
22-05-2008, 12:59:27
lessss graphssss, sse ssssshic

Vincent
22-05-2008, 16:52:13
I bet mose did the urinating thing too

Oerdin
22-05-2008, 16:53:43
Asher's tourettes has been acting up a lot lately judging by the number of times this thread has been bumped.

Asher
22-05-2008, 18:25:17
SAN DIEGO FUCKING SUCKS.

The Mad Monk
22-05-2008, 18:54:37
You mean Tijuana North?

Asher
22-05-2008, 19:04:37
No, Tijuana is 10x better than San Diego.

Oerdin
23-05-2008, 01:07:33
Even Asher is bumping his tourettes thread.

Asher
23-05-2008, 01:25:04
FUCK OFF

bump

Oerdin
29-05-2008, 07:03:27
It's definitely acting up again.

Drake Tungsten
29-05-2008, 07:14:32
San Diego does suck, though. Honestly.

Oerdin
29-05-2008, 10:21:57
Just keep telling yourself that, Nebraska boy.

Asher
29-05-2008, 14:18:23
Nebraska > San Diego

I'm gay but San Diego is too gay for me.

Sir Penguin
29-05-2008, 19:30:16
In an infinite amount of time, would an infinite number of monkeys produce more than a single monkey?

SP

Scabrous Birdseed
29-05-2008, 19:59:00
Yes, if you factor in death and boredom. The monkey would probably only ever type a couple of hundred pages at most before stopping, nowhere near enough.

By contrast, an infinite amount of monkeys sitting next to each other would only need to type one character each and, bingo.

seng
29-05-2008, 20:17:27
I don't think monkeys type randomly

Asher
29-05-2008, 22:27:47
I AM TEARING OERDIN A NEW ONE RIGHT NOW.

Oerdin
29-05-2008, 22:37:30
It's turn out to be another record day for Asher's tourettes.

Asher
29-05-2008, 22:42:11
I'm enraged by a bunch of ESL execs at my client that are making outrageous demands. I am taking it out on you. Your stupidity and SAN DIEGO ROX attitude anger me.

Oerdin
02-06-2008, 08:33:49
Tell us how you really feel.

Oerdin
04-06-2008, 02:46:13
The poor boy needs medication.