View Full Version : The Tampa Bay Rays

21-05-2008, 05:05:30
are Gay.

Be original.

Drake Tungsten
21-05-2008, 05:06:23
Devil Rays, dude. Even gayer.

21-05-2008, 05:06:58
It's just Tampa Bay Rays here


Drake Tungsten
21-05-2008, 05:08:13
Yeah, they've been trying to run from their stupid name for years. It was Devil Rays, then D-Rays and then just Rays. Don't let them get away with this Orwellian attempt to rewrite their gay history.

23-05-2008, 04:18:25
Just Rays is even gayer because it is nonsensical and it rhymes. It's as if there were a San Diego Legos, or a New York Forks. It's retarded.

23-05-2008, 07:18:28

New Orleans Booleans?


Mr. Bas
23-05-2008, 08:10:28
East Bay Ray!

23-05-2008, 08:50:05
New York Sporks

23-05-2008, 10:27:05
San Francisco Man-Discos

23-05-2008, 10:41:31
New Mexico Sexy Hos

26-05-2008, 23:55:35
Blond chicks from NMU dressed up like south of the border hookers are kind of hot.

Sirius Black
30-05-2008, 00:00:03
Their new found gayness has them with the best record. More proof that gay = good.

Sir Penguin
30-05-2008, 00:59:42
The Rays have the shittiest stadium in all of major league baseball. Sometimes they play at Disney's Wide World of Sports diamond, and that's even worse. Fuck the Rays.


Sirius Black
30-05-2008, 01:01:07
Yeah, but they are getting a sweet stadium in like 2010. Very nice.

Sir Penguin
30-05-2008, 01:12:50
It can't be that hard to build a stadium for their 9000 fans.


Sirius Black
30-05-2008, 01:17:47
They are too busy hanging out on the beach... they'll get to it later.

Drake Tungsten
30-05-2008, 01:58:22
Is the new stadium going to have a giant Devil Ray in the outfield stands?

Sirius Black
30-05-2008, 02:10:07
I hope so.... I also hope you can poke it with a stick.