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Tizzy
09-05-2008, 13:11:19
I have a joke of the day thingy on my igoogle page. It comes up with some rubbish things but a couple of days ago the "joke" was

What is the difference between a boy and a girl?

A boy is eight times more likely to be convicted of murder.

Am I missing something or is that just not funny at all?

Lurker the Second
09-05-2008, 13:17:30
Ha ha, joke's on you!

Tizzy
09-05-2008, 13:24:20
That's nothing new

mr_B
09-05-2008, 13:32:46
Originally posted by Tizzy
I have a joke of the day thingy on my igoogle page. It comes up with some rubbish things but a couple of days ago the "joke" was



Am I missing something or is that just not funny at all? :lol:

King_Ghidra
09-05-2008, 13:33:27
That one's more of a cosmic joke.

Funko
09-05-2008, 14:27:35
So girls get away with murder.

mr_B
09-05-2008, 14:31:50
better liars

Greg W
09-05-2008, 15:07:58
Well, the difference between a little boy and a little girl is you can turn the little girl over and pretend she's a little boy.

mr_B
09-05-2008, 15:11:19
:brwncard:

zmama
09-05-2008, 15:38:26
That was pretty yuck, and I'm not laughing

King_Ghidra
09-05-2008, 15:39:36
i, on the other hand...

zmama
09-05-2008, 15:57:31
Find paedophilia amusing?

Immortal Wombat
09-05-2008, 15:59:59
Originally posted by zmama
Find paedophilia arousing?

MoSe
09-05-2008, 16:18:24
token disclamer, this is bad, not that I like it but it's worth reporting, etc...

I'll make it short

little boy, as the "uncle" is taking him by the hand for a stroll in a dark wood: "I'm a bit afraid"
~uncle~ : "yeah, and figure that I'll have to get back all alone"

I didn't laugh when I heard it, but it stuck in my mind and left me a persistent sour grin....

Funko
09-05-2008, 16:27:46
I resisted posting that one in this thread.

JM^3
09-05-2008, 16:43:12
Originally posted by zmama
That was pretty yuck, and I'm not laughing

Similar, although I have heard it a couple times. I know a few people who have been abused, which might be why I don't find it funny.

On the other hand, I can find jokes about suicide funny... so not really sure.

JM

Vincent
09-05-2008, 16:51:11
[i]Am I missing something or is that just not funny at all? [/B]
Now you know how it feels to be German!

mr_B
09-05-2008, 21:29:48
harr harr

Greg W
10-05-2008, 04:09:42
Originally posted by zmama
That was pretty yuck, and I'm not laughing Yeah, I can (and do) joke about pretty much anything. If I got offended by every "wrong" joke I heard, then I'd be offended an awful lot...

And it's supposed to be a sick joke, so there you go. ;)

Oh, and trust me, I think that peadophiles are the lowest of the low, and there's nothing funny about their crimes.

notyoueither
10-05-2008, 05:08:22
Blond woman from Texas comes home early from work to find her husband in bed with her best friend.

She reaches into her handbag, pulls out a handgun and puts it to her own head.

The husband cries out to stop! "Don't do it!"

Blond woman screams "you're next!"

Shining1
10-05-2008, 13:35:03
:lol:

Koshko
10-05-2008, 19:45:24
It's funny because it involves death.

Koshko
10-05-2008, 19:46:37
Originally posted by MoSe
token disclamer, this is bad, not that I like it but it's worth reporting, etc...

I'll make it short

little boy, as the "uncle" is taking him by the hand for a stroll in a dark wood: "I'm a bit afraid"
~uncle~ : "yeah, and figure that I'll have to get back all alone"

I didn't laugh when I heard it, but it stuck in my mind and left me a persistent sour grin....


You ruined the joke.

alsieboo
10-05-2008, 22:51:40
I don't get that joke

Greg W
11-05-2008, 01:38:13
Well, the joke is supposed to go:A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dark, woods. The little boy says,

"Mister, I'm scared! These woods are really creepy."

The pedophile replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."That's what you get for letting Italians try and tell jokes in English. :p

MoSe
12-05-2008, 08:12:49
What?

That's the same thing I wrote!

King_Ghidra
12-05-2008, 08:22:00
Originally posted by zmama
Find paedophilia amusing?

the joke kind yes.

don't bother judging me. and btw that seems a strange comment from someone who has posted here for many years and seen hundreds of similar jokes.

MattHiggs
12-05-2008, 09:22:13
King_G, you're the lowest of the low. I watched a documentary on Peadophiles and I heard that they can release noxious chemicals from children's computers when they're luring them into chat rooms!

King_Ghidra
12-05-2008, 09:33:53
:D

Venom
12-05-2008, 12:08:36
The only way Tizzy's joke could have been funny if the second line would have been "and black boys are 16 times as likely."

Funko
12-05-2008, 12:37:57
Oh, and trust me, I think that black boys are the lowest of the low, and there's nothing funny about their crimes.

zmama
12-05-2008, 13:01:20
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
the joke kind yes.

don't bother judging me. and btw that seems a strange comment from someone who has posted here for many years and seen hundreds of similar jokes.

Yeah, I told all those jokes too and laughed at them.

eh, have fun fellas :)

Vincent
14-05-2008, 16:12:37
Fun?

alsieboo
19-05-2008, 23:21:40
Originally posted by MoSe
What?

That's the same thing I wrote!

nah, greg said it better :p

Greg W
20-05-2008, 01:20:43
Yay, I did something right! :bounce:

MoSe
20-05-2008, 11:42:01
Originally posted by alsieboo
nah, greg said it better :p

:bash:

and you always prod me for concision...

:(

alsieboo
20-05-2008, 21:28:18
aww poor MoSe

Drekkus
21-05-2008, 10:03:15
Joke is a common dutch name

MoSe
21-05-2008, 11:15:54
"Are you Kidding?"
"No, I'm Joke"

seng
21-05-2008, 15:14:48
"Are you Kidding?"
"Yes."
"I thought you said your name was Joke?"