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Koshko
03-05-2008, 04:56:53
DISCUSS

http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/sonneedssalvationlarge.jpg

Greg W
03-05-2008, 08:12:48
:brwncard:

Debaser
03-05-2008, 11:21:52
Haha, Koshko's mum posts on Christian forums.

mr_G
03-05-2008, 17:17:02
breadje monkey story!!!

Oerdin
03-05-2008, 19:01:55
My hat is off to the genius.

Kitsuki
04-05-2008, 11:53:44
:lol:

KrazyHorse
04-05-2008, 22:23:30
:beer:

Shining1
05-05-2008, 00:10:37
Christians get all the good trolls. =(

MDA
05-05-2008, 11:00:28
the "tearing me apart" bit was genius

No longer Trippin
06-05-2008, 06:27:27
:lol:

Drekkus
06-05-2008, 08:09:28
I like to see the replies to this one.

Immortal Wombat
06-05-2008, 08:19:16
there weren't very many (http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:1aLKK8YXtoIJ:christianforums.com/t7001107-desperate-mother-in-crisis-son-needs-salvation.html+intitle:%22son+needs+salvation%22&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=9&gl=uk)

Mr. Bas
06-05-2008, 08:22:24
:lol:

Immortal Wombat
06-05-2008, 08:23:52
at least nobody told her to turn the other cheek

King_Ghidra
06-05-2008, 09:09:52
:lol:

Drekkus
06-05-2008, 09:37:00
:lol:

Kitsuki
06-05-2008, 09:42:02
God, the last reply...

"I wanna encourage you to encourage your son to take a 30 day course(maybe after you confront him... gulp) it's some sort of purity challenge for teens. I highly recommend it. It really helps me in my struggle with sexuality and I'm one step closer everyday to my salvation. It has given me a lot of understanding on what God created sex for:

http://www.settingcaptivesfree.com/purity_force"

:o

Funko
06-05-2008, 09:50:46
A brown eye for a brown eye.

King_Ghidra
06-05-2008, 10:04:41
Originally posted by Kitsuki
http://www.settingcaptivesfree.com/purity_force"

:o

A great testimonial from there:

I was stuck in self-gratification for two whole years. It was terrible, and the small amount of pleasure I got out of it was nothing compared to the guilt I would feel after.
[...]
But God saved me! One night I just cried out to God and he literally ran in and scooped me out of the muck I had put myself in.

See, God will literally scoop you out of muck. He loves you that much.

Funko
06-05-2008, 10:11:37
How much muck could he produce in 2 years of self gratification?

King_Ghidra
06-05-2008, 10:15:50
well he was stuck in it, so quite a lot i guess

Drekkus
06-05-2008, 10:18:20
Father Maxi: There is a special camp where young men who are confused, like your son, can go and be cleansed by the power of God. Many bicurious boys come out the camp completely cured.
Steven: A secluded camp where lots of bicurious boys are all put together? That sounds like a good idea.
Butters: Whoa boy! Camp!

Kitsuki
06-05-2008, 10:52:45
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
well he was stuck in it, so quite a lot i guess

:lol:

Kitsuki
06-05-2008, 10:54:28
"
A little while ago I was stuck in my sin, and I would fantasize. I would think about ungodly things. Although I have committed to not date, and to save my first kiss for my husband, I would fantasize about things, such as kissing a guy, and going on dates, etc. I knew that was wrong, and I told my mom about it. She told me to go to Setting Captives Free. To be quite honest, I didn't really think it would work for me, because I thought I was in too much bondage."

No kissing but she likes tie up games? Kinky.

mr_B
06-05-2008, 11:24:05
:lol: @KG