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MDA
01-05-2008, 11:43:05
Random insult generator. I laughed. It needs a function that randomly combines an item from each list into an insult. Picking them myself is hard work.

http://www.ringofsteel.org/reference/insults.html

Vincent
01-05-2008, 11:56:13
Elitist crap

Funko
01-05-2008, 12:06:03
I have to make my own insults? He couldn't have made a simple javascript insult generator? Lazy bastard.

zmama
01-05-2008, 12:38:22
Hmm this means he's one of you?

Funko
01-05-2008, 12:48:18
Forsooth!

Asher
01-05-2008, 14:16:26
Originally posted by MDA
Random insult generator. I laughed. It needs a function that randomly combines an item from each list into an insult. Picking them myself is hard work.

http://www.ringofsteel.org/reference/insults.html



http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/

MDA
01-05-2008, 14:53:57
:beer:

mr_B
01-05-2008, 14:55:49
that's William of orange isn't he?

MoSe
02-05-2008, 07:58:52
was that an insult?

King_Ghidra
02-05-2008, 10:10:10
Originally posted by Asher
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/

Thy food is such as hath been belch'd upon by infected lungs.

:beer:

Oerdin
02-05-2008, 14:03:18
Thou frothy weather-bitten lout!

Asher
02-05-2008, 16:03:37
Did you ever go to that indy music festival where you're 100x older than everyone else?

Oerdin
02-05-2008, 16:06:57
No, did you?

Asher
02-05-2008, 23:07:28
1) I'm not that old
2) No

I just think it's funny protein teased you.

Oerdin
03-05-2008, 01:40:22
I'm 31.

Tau Ceti
03-05-2008, 02:31:54
Protein isn't that much younger than Oerdin.

Oerdin
03-05-2008, 16:06:13
Where did he he tease me? I missed that thread.

Asher
03-05-2008, 19:36:33
Where he said he could get you tickets, then left you without them.

Shining1
04-05-2008, 12:57:18
Thou whoreson Z! Thou unnecessary letter!

OldWarrior_42
04-05-2008, 13:23:24
Thou thing of no bowels thou!

OldWarrior_42
04-05-2008, 13:24:16
Thou bootless milk-livered puttock!

OldWarrior_42
04-05-2008, 13:24:58
Your virginity, your old virginity is like one of our French wither'd pears: it looks ill, it eats drily.

protein
04-05-2008, 18:05:20
for the record, i would never, ever tease anyone like that and i am the same age.

unless asher saying that was some sort of clever shakespearean insult and i'm too tired to notice what's going on.

Funko
06-05-2008, 09:56:11
No, he was just being a dick.

Drekkus
06-05-2008, 10:23:59
Originally posted by Asher
Did you ever go to that indy music festival where you're 100x older than everyone else? Yes

Immortal Wombat
07-05-2008, 03:26:18
I think an indy music festival full of four month olds would be fairly amusing.

Oerdin
07-05-2008, 04:12:49
Interesting until they all needed a dipper change. :stinky:

Asher
07-05-2008, 04:16:19
That's really no different than the baby whiney emo bitches that go now.