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Oerdin
23-04-2008, 11:00:42
There are only three beers left and I can't buy more for several hours. What is to become of me?

Vincent
23-04-2008, 11:01:34
Beer is overrated

Oerdin
23-04-2008, 11:05:13
On top of that I am running out of Zigaretten.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
23-04-2008, 11:22:20
What do you mean, "can't buy beer for several hours" ???? :eek:

Funko
23-04-2008, 11:25:14
Maybe he gets paid in several hours time and has no money until then and his credit card is maxed out.

Oerdin
23-04-2008, 11:26:27
I have money but the god damned heathen Puritans won't let me buy booze! :cry:

Funko
23-04-2008, 11:27:39
They are heathens and puritans?

Oerdin
23-04-2008, 11:29:03
All puritans are heathen. They stop me from worshiping the beer god.

Vincent
23-04-2008, 11:32:57
... which means vomiting

Oerdin
23-04-2008, 11:35:07
I have not yet reached the great beer idol (meaning the loo) and it does not look like I shall tonight. :cry:

In fact I almost never do. :(

Funko
23-04-2008, 11:40:36
You pissed all over the floor again?

Vincent
23-04-2008, 11:41:33
He pissed all over the forum again

Vincent
23-04-2008, 11:42:00
Oh, sorry, that was me, not him.

Venom
23-04-2008, 12:05:19
Just bad planning on your part. In the Beerscouts we were taught to always be prepared.

Oerdin
23-04-2008, 12:06:22
So have a dixy cup ready?

Funko
23-04-2008, 12:18:07
They taught Venom how to steal a car that he could use to ram raid a liquor store when he wanted beer.

Oerdin
23-04-2008, 12:20:47
The question is how could a man so fat run back to the car before the cops arrive?

Venom
23-04-2008, 12:22:09
Accomplices you dumb fuck.

Funko
23-04-2008, 12:25:16
He's the beer scout leader now so he just sends out the beer scouts on 'training' missions to get him beer. It's really quite simple.

Oerdin
23-04-2008, 12:30:00
The worst has happened. I am now out of beer.

MoSe
23-04-2008, 12:37:29
if you're out of beer this means beer is in of you

MoSe
23-04-2008, 12:38:10
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
What do you mean, "can't buy beer for several hours" ???? :eek:

maybe he'll only have free beer available

Lurker the Second
23-04-2008, 12:48:30
Should have drunk some scrumpy.

Sirius Black
23-04-2008, 13:05:14
Originally posted by Oerdin
The worst has happened. I am now out of beer.

And thus are faced with having to deal with yourself sober... it is very scary.

Funko
23-04-2008, 13:27:01
If we have to put up with it I think he should.

Tizzy
23-04-2008, 13:28:32
If he's drunk all the beer he can't be sober?

Funko
23-04-2008, 13:38:16
Nowhere did he mention that he was drinking the beer.

Oerdin
23-04-2008, 13:41:50
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Should have drunk some scrumpy.

I do have that but it turned out to be less then I had hoped quality wise.

Oerdin
23-04-2008, 13:43:10
Originally posted by Sirius Black
And thus are faced with having to deal with yourself sober... it is very scary.

This from some dumb shit who has an avatar which says "Will work for beer".

Tizzy
23-04-2008, 13:44:26
Originally posted by Funko
Nowhere did he mention that he was drinking the beer.

:eek: He's got beer stealing pixies!!