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alsieboo
19-04-2008, 20:46:33
why can't it be boy meets girl, girl likes boy, boy likes girl, boy girl get together live happily ever after. Why does it have to be boy meets girl, girl likes boy (a lot), boy likes girl, boy has complications and can't get with girl, girl is left hanging wondering what the hell is going on and what is wrong with her.


ARGH!!!!!

Rant over. Please continue with your business.

Provost Harrison
19-04-2008, 23:20:12
Life's a bitch innit?

Sirius Black
19-04-2008, 23:20:31
I say you kill boy for his incompetence.

alsieboo
20-04-2008, 00:45:31
It's tempting, and after watching gory horror film I have a few ideas on how to kill said boy

Greg W
20-04-2008, 01:40:12
Trust me Alsie, it can work exactly the opposite too. Especially when you get to my age, the number of women out there (and men I guess, haven't dated enough to know) who have so many issues regarding relationships... it beggars belief.

Mind you, that's at my age, your age group has no excuse. Well, other than using mine as role models. :cute:

Sirius Black
20-04-2008, 04:35:07
Originally posted by alsieboo
It's tempting, and after watching gory horror film I have a few ideas on how to kill said boy

Take a staple gun to his nads!

Lazarus and the Gimp
20-04-2008, 08:42:03
Originally posted by alsieboo
why can't it be boy meets girl, girl likes boy, boy likes girl, boy girl get together live happily ever after. Why does it have to be boy meets girl, girl likes boy (a lot), boy likes girl, boy has complications and can't get with girl, girl is left hanging wondering what the hell is going on and what is wrong with her.



He's gay.

mr_B
20-04-2008, 09:03:31
that's what i thought

Shining1
20-04-2008, 09:30:21
So. Fucking. Gay.

alsieboo
20-04-2008, 12:16:39
So many people are suggesting that I'm starting to wonder if its true :p

Oerdin
20-04-2008, 12:40:00
Originally posted by alsieboo
why can't it be boy meets girl, girl likes boy, boy likes girl, boy girl get together live happily ever after. Why does it have to be boy meets girl, girl likes boy (a lot), boy likes girl, boy has complications and can't get with girl, girl is left hanging wondering what the hell is going on and what is wrong with her.


ARGH!!!!!

Rant over. Please continue with your business.

translation: Boy meets girl, girl likes boy, boy wants to get laid, boy gets laid, boy wants out.

Lazarus and the Gimp
20-04-2008, 15:08:29
Better translation: Boy meets girl, girl likes boy, boy likes boy.

alsieboo
20-04-2008, 23:23:26
Oerdin, boy hasn't got laid with girl yet. Boy may be getting laid with boy though.

Marid Audran
21-04-2008, 00:46:32
Originally posted by alsieboo
It's tempting, and after watching gory horror film I have a few ideas on how to kill said boy

If you happen to kill him in or near Salzburg, don't forget to hire Roland as your lawyer in case you get caught.

alsieboo
21-04-2008, 01:01:22
Ooh, thats a good point actually, is he a defense lawyer?

RedFred
21-04-2008, 03:48:19
Some find him offensive.

Funko
21-04-2008, 09:25:20
He's an academic.

C.G.B. Spender
21-04-2008, 09:54:29
That's not very nice.
He's an austrian academic lawyer.

Funko
21-04-2008, 09:56:10
At least he's not a SAP consultant or a Politician.

Hope that didn't offend anyone here.

C.G.B. Spender
21-04-2008, 10:00:31
... yeah?

C.G.B. Spender
21-04-2008, 10:01:07
I'm only a stuntman, astronaut and gigolo

Greg W
21-04-2008, 14:09:42
Or an ex Lotus Notes programmer.

Vincent
21-04-2008, 14:10:20
I'm not that tough

MoSe
21-04-2008, 16:35:04
Roland? Who's Roland? I thought he played keyboards...

Dyl Ulenspiegel
21-04-2008, 16:40:16
I AM the keyboard!

MoSe
21-04-2008, 16:41:57
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MoSe
21-04-2008, 16:42:24
I can play the keyboard too

Cruddy
22-04-2008, 10:44:58
Can you tune them? Mine's half a note flat on certain keys.

Drekkus
22-04-2008, 11:33:27
The Management should ban that boy!!!