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Lancer
17-04-2008, 04:34:40
...and I admit I'm becoming slightly arroused. That's a manly man thing. :b:

Lancer
17-04-2008, 04:36:07
It pumps 50 gal of water per/min through the bar and cuts limestone. :pant:

Asher
17-04-2008, 04:38:06
You should take it...

Funko
17-04-2008, 08:01:43
Rub it against your balls.

C.G.B. Spender
17-04-2008, 08:13:00
What balls?

Funko
17-04-2008, 08:16:00
Footballs

C.G.B. Spender
17-04-2008, 08:17:57
What kind of history channel is that? Redneck history?

Funko
17-04-2008, 08:21:57
I would think a 20ft Chainsaw would be a bit difficult to swing at Imps effectively.

Funko
17-04-2008, 08:22:18
What if you're in a narrow corridor?

C.G.B. Spender
17-04-2008, 08:34:00
a 9x9 ft square for example

Funko
17-04-2008, 08:37:01
2d? How 80s.

C.G.B. Spender
17-04-2008, 08:39:22
of course 2d: D and D

What smiley is 2d: anyway. reversed :d2 ???

Oerdin
17-04-2008, 09:25:26
20ft long? Piff... Real men have 30ft long chain saws.

C.G.B. Spender
17-04-2008, 09:26:11
Somebody told you?

Oerdin
17-04-2008, 09:28:48
Yes.

C.G.B. Spender
17-04-2008, 09:34:18
via email?

Tizzy
17-04-2008, 09:56:32
If you read it on the internets it must be true *nods*

Venom
17-04-2008, 11:46:02
Dynamite is the ultimate chainsaw.

Funko
17-04-2008, 13:07:12
Just nuke 'em from orbit.

C.G.B. Spender
17-04-2008, 13:42:38
20ft, what's that in metric?

Drekkus
17-04-2008, 13:47:58
I saw a 20ft long chain, and it didn't arouse me at all.

C.G.B. Spender
17-04-2008, 13:48:30
Is there anything that arouses you?

Funko
17-04-2008, 13:49:15
It's not the size of your chainsaw, it's who you stick it in.