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Vincent
09-04-2008, 20:22:23
The most boring conversations with people of my age are about:

1. Houses and DIY
2. Kids (also pets)
3. Taxes and regulations

The most boring day of my life was when I was invited to a birthday party and all other people were life engineers.

You know, the kind of people who are PERFECTLY organized and never have fun just because but only when it's the proper time to have fun.

All 3 topics ad nauseam. Music: Leonard Cohen and 90s Bowie.

Shining1
09-04-2008, 20:58:42
90s bowie?

Surely you mean 70s bowie, sir?

Vincent
10-04-2008, 05:01:24
No. "Earthling".

JM^3
10-04-2008, 05:46:42
Is life engineer an occupation?

JM

Koshko
10-04-2008, 06:40:35
I can't think of a 90s Bowie song.

No longer Trippin
10-04-2008, 06:41:30
Are you complaining about that fact?

MoSe
10-04-2008, 08:10:10
Originally posted by JM^3
Is life engineer an occupation?

JM

erm... biotech?
:cute:

Funko
10-04-2008, 08:22:00
The most boring conversations of people my age are about

1. Houses and DIY
2. Kids
3. Their latest Nazi orgys

Immortal Wombat
10-04-2008, 15:49:14
The most boring conversations with people of my age are about:

1. Nethack
2. Linux
3. Actuarial exams

Immortal Wombat
10-04-2008, 15:51:29
Originally posted by Vincent
The most boring day of my life was when I was invited to a birthday party and all other people were life engineers.

You know, the kind of people who are PERFECTLY organized and never have fun just because but only when it's the proper time to have fun.
Do they all blog constantly about "how to be more productive" and "how to make the most of your time on the bus" and "top five tips for making a million dollar before breakfast"?

Funko
10-04-2008, 15:54:23
What kind of bus?

Immortal Wombat
10-04-2008, 15:55:51
the early kind

Funko
10-04-2008, 15:58:08
I was hoping it'd be the short kind.

MoSe
10-04-2008, 16:02:33
the early bus catches the counterglowworm

Shining1
10-04-2008, 22:11:41
You could be a teenager, and have conversations about:
1. That dude's car.
2. Emo's are lame.
3. Yeah if I see him again I'm gonna kill him, for real.

Vincent
11-04-2008, 05:52:00
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Do they all blog constantly about "how to be more productive" and "how to make the most of your time on the bus" and "top five tips for making a million dollar before breakfast"?
They got the kind of expensive coffee machines that make coffee without coffee beans and water, just by magic.
They bought for 1 € it at neverhearditbefore.com because ebay is a rip off, bot oho!you gotta be clever to get it for 1 € though.
"Why waste money, I plan to retire with 45".
They don't know what "depressed" means. If you say you play computer games they give you the "poor disabled kid" look. If you say you actually BUY computer games they give a look beyond all looks I know.

JM^3
11-04-2008, 06:39:55
Houses, DIY, kids, taxes.... all rarely enter into my conversations. Occasionally Linux or pets might.

JM

Funko
11-04-2008, 08:05:28
Originally posted by Vincent

They don't know what "depressed" means. If you say you play computer games they give you the "poor disabled kid" look. If you say you actually BUY computer games they give a look beyond all looks I know.

You BUY computer games? :eek:

JM^3
11-04-2008, 08:18:52
I do also!

JM

Oerdin
11-04-2008, 08:21:36
The most boring thing about people my age are:

1) Houses and DIY
2) Having to listen to my friends' wives babble on about what they want to name their kids.
3) Having people continually ask me why I'm not married and have a pack of kids. I'm only 31.

The second one is especially annoying. I don't care about how inventive a name they've come up with. It's all retarded.

Funko
11-04-2008, 08:23:06
They need to ask about 3?

JM^3
11-04-2008, 08:24:13
Do you also play and buy computer games?

JM

Drekkus
11-04-2008, 13:22:36
Originally posted by Vincent
...
They don't know what "depressed" means. If you say you play computer games they give you the "poor disabled kid" look. If you say you actually BUY computer games they give a look beyond all looks I know. depression is linked to playing computergames???

Vincent
11-04-2008, 14:54:16
If you keep losing at rookie level, sure!

Funko
11-04-2008, 14:59:57
Or to someone 30 years your junior.

MoSe
11-04-2008, 15:44:15
to your son's friends, which will also earn you your failure in the dad role:

"mein papa ist ein Looooooser!!!!! :( "

:D

Funko
11-04-2008, 15:54:41
If this disapproving look thing happens again you just need to say "hey, all of my internet friends buy and play computer games too."

Vincent
11-04-2008, 18:03:25
I only know some imaginary internet friends. On an imaginary computer.
Actually they just pretend to be friends.

JM^3
11-04-2008, 18:08:06
Does this mean our club is imaginary also?

JM

Vincent
11-04-2008, 18:11:35
Imagine that!

mr_B
11-04-2008, 18:17:15
now that's deep

Vincent
11-04-2008, 18:22:37
You're fuckin right

mr_B
11-04-2008, 18:24:45
jesjes very often

Shining1
12-04-2008, 05:43:13
What German for nubsauce? =)

Vincent
12-04-2008, 06:18:48
Nüppensäue

zmama
12-04-2008, 11:40:51
Originally posted by Vincent
I only know some imaginary internet friends. On an imaginary computer.
Actually they just pretend to be friends.

*waves*

Vincent
12-04-2008, 12:40:06
Are you one of the binary ghosts trying to strangle me in my sleep?

zmama
12-04-2008, 15:06:31
of course!

Vincent
12-04-2008, 15:14:51
I better stay awake tonight!!!

zmama
12-04-2008, 16:15:57
you are feeling veeeery sleepy

mr_B
12-04-2008, 19:23:30
jesjes I do

Vincent
13-04-2008, 13:11:04
kill him instead of me

Oerdin
14-04-2008, 11:03:12
Originally posted by Funko
They need to ask about 3?

:o I could have gotten married twice however I'm confident that if I had married either time I would now be divorced and paying child support. Better to remain a bachelor.

MDA
14-04-2008, 12:28:55
I was born to be a Bachelor,
I’ll never walk down the aisle,
Me ma still makes me breakfast,
Livin’ it up in style,
Girls, ye’ll never catch me,
Stayin’ single, is the plan
Born to be a Bachelor,
Sure I’m yer only man!