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mr_B
28-02-2008, 23:16:12
once in a while you've got one.

I just got home from work, just an usual 12 hours doing your hobby tralala and when I opened my front door I got the pressure between the big toes to take a big big sjit.
Got a beer out of the fridge and went straight to the white email chair. (jj oerdin a dutch one).
After just a little hmmmpfd hmmmpfd there he came. The fine feeling of a big cuban cigar coming out of the brown eye.
That feeling of putting out THE PERFECT TURD is so so fine, a gentle pressure and after 20 seconds you know that when you do the wipey wipey you just know the paper will stay clean.

guess what happened after the wipey wipey?

jesjes my dear CGers, no sjit on the paper and then......

THANK GOD FOR DUTCH TOILETS!!!

you've got the moment to look at that little brown creature you gave birth to.


THE PERFECT TURD

Debaser
28-02-2008, 23:59:34
Please don't say you took a picture.

ruGGed
29-02-2008, 04:02:08
10/10

Snotty
29-02-2008, 07:42:43
Normal toilets add personality to your turd. Is it going to be a shy turd today, just peeking out at you from round the bend. Like an ice berg you just dont know how much is hidden round there. Or a turd gracefuly floating, turning as if suspended in zero gravity. Or the rare and mysterious angel turd, where no evidence remains of an actual turd except a satisfied feeling of a job well done

mr_B
29-02-2008, 08:30:07
Originally posted by Debaser
Please don't say you took a picture. jesjes o/c o/c
several

self biased
29-02-2008, 20:50:07
qweegle.

Greg W
01-03-2008, 00:46:21
Originally posted by mr_B
jesjes o/c o/c
several Did you post them on "rate my poo"?

mr_B
01-03-2008, 08:13:05
:confused:

Greg W
01-03-2008, 08:43:12
Google it, I'm not posting a link, turd boy!

mr_B
01-03-2008, 23:45:26
google?

Greg W
02-03-2008, 01:27:19
Originally posted by Greg W
Google it, I'm not posting a link, turd boy!

Oerdin
02-03-2008, 10:00:56
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4eSTkkELpes"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4eSTkkELpes" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

Immortal Wombat
02-03-2008, 18:11:58
if only CG allowed html.

no, bad idea.

if only CG converted html to vB

except that wouldn't work for youtube videos

if only CG converted attempts to embed youtube videos into "I suck"

mr_B
02-03-2008, 18:19:16
IM for president

maroule
03-03-2008, 09:30:56
:lol: at MrG and Snotty
toilet humour is a always a favorite of mine

Funko
03-03-2008, 09:36:43
:beer: Congratulations on your perfect sjit.

mr_B
03-03-2008, 09:47:01
thank you