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Venom
26-02-2008, 14:51:16
God damn midgets.

zmama
26-02-2008, 15:45:21
They're cute though!

Venom
26-02-2008, 15:52:14
Not their hands. Midgets and dwarves have ugly hands.

Lurker the Second
26-02-2008, 16:11:20
I wanna get one. E-bay or Amazon?

Tizzy
26-02-2008, 16:13:37
I found one (http://www.counterglow.com/forum/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=1341)

Lurker the Second
26-02-2008, 16:24:07
Well, I need a house trained one.

Venom
26-02-2008, 16:47:14
That one might be more of a gnome.

mr_B
26-02-2008, 22:30:41
I've beautiful hands - FACT!!

Chris
27-02-2008, 05:33:24
But you aern't house trained.

Tizzy
27-02-2008, 09:15:55
- FACT!

MoSe
27-02-2008, 11:39:32
If you live on a train, are you train-housed?

Venom
27-02-2008, 12:52:22
He can piss in a sink. That's somewhat house trained.

Chris
27-02-2008, 13:07:33
Not really.

MoSe
27-02-2008, 13:41:56
that's Drekkus

Venom
27-02-2008, 14:17:06
Good point. Counter tops are at chest level for Mr G.

Funko
27-02-2008, 14:28:28
He's the same height as you.

mr_B
27-02-2008, 14:29:41
:lol:

Venom
27-02-2008, 14:48:52
I'm taller by god!

Venom
27-02-2008, 14:49:13
And I'm housetrained.

mr_B
28-02-2008, 20:12:13
:lol:

Shining1
01-03-2008, 02:31:32
I was hoping this was going to be about the chinese.

I don't even know why.

devilmunchkin
01-03-2008, 09:05:02
:( :( :(

Greg W
01-03-2008, 10:00:03
It's allright DM, good things come in small packages as they say. Lucky I'm so short. :D

mr_B
01-03-2008, 10:32:21
Originally posted by devilmunchkin
:( :( :( :lol:

MoSe
03-03-2008, 13:54:27
Originally posted by Greg W
good things come in small packages as they say.

here we'd rather say:

The best wine is in the small barrels

:D

:wine:

I once had a 1.55m gf (5'1")
I didn't dare to compare her to wine, so I said her instead that the rarest and tiniest are also the most precious


I ended to dump her, because she was hot but very catholic, she asked me to wait, I was too young and reckless and she drove me crazy by Tease & STOP

I still regret it now

I heard rumors in the following years (I never saw her again) that she ended to get married pregnant, and then divorced. So much to her clerical dispositions observance...
At least I had saved her from becoming a nun (or so she told me)


:more wine:

MDA
03-03-2008, 17:18:12
Originally posted by Greg W
It's allright DM, good things come in small packages as they say. Lucky I'm so short. :D

TMI! :lol:

Funko
03-03-2008, 17:26:01
Yeah, I don't want to know who comes in Greg.

Shining1
03-03-2008, 20:46:54
:loL:

Tizzy
04-03-2008, 09:22:28
Ew

zmama
04-03-2008, 09:33:40
Waaay too ew for this early in the morning.

mr_B
04-03-2008, 09:43:59
get some coffee you !!!

zmama
04-03-2008, 09:45:26
will still be eww after coffee

Tizzy
04-03-2008, 09:53:00
jesjes, zmama is right as always

mr_B
04-03-2008, 09:58:27
ewwww

Oerdin
04-03-2008, 10:01:33
http://www.austinpowers.com/objects/desktops/minime_1280x960.jpg

MoSe
04-03-2008, 12:26:45
Originally posted by zmama
Waaay too ew for this early in the morning. Originally posted by mr_B
get some coffee you !!! Originally posted by zmama
will still be eww after coffee

but maybe not that early in the morning anymore
:D

zmama
04-03-2008, 13:08:01
eww

Greg W
04-03-2008, 13:20:05
Nah, that's eeeew any time of the day.

devilmunchkin
08-03-2008, 22:58:06
it's less ewww in the morning after you just wake up because you arn't computing the meaning very well. i just kind of stared at it like "wha?"