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Cruddy
08-02-2008, 13:36:00
It looks likely that, after voting in a man with less intelligence than a sponge... TWICE...

... the US is now going to elect a President named after a popular brand of oven chip.

This is the only conclusion to be drawn from the "Super Mega Whopper Double Cheese Tuesday with Extra Fries" primary.

We're all even more fucked than we were.

<heads for nearest cheesey combustible seller>

Funko
08-02-2008, 13:55:19
We elected a man named after a colour.

Tau Ceti
08-02-2008, 14:30:50
:brwncard:

maroule
08-02-2008, 14:49:01
you didn't elect him

Funko
08-02-2008, 15:10:48
We did. He's an MP.

And we elected his party into power knowing full well he was going to be the next leader.

maroule
08-02-2008, 15:29:36
if it was such a non issue, I wonder why it consummed your PM, your press and all political commentators for months...

Provost Harrison
08-02-2008, 15:34:06
Well as long as he cuts the waffle, he'll be fine ;)

Vincent
08-02-2008, 15:42:57
At least Cabbage is gone

Provost Harrison
08-02-2008, 15:43:34
I bet Germany is pleased that the campaign is no longer "mit Romney" ;)

maroule
08-02-2008, 16:48:31
Bush was also making fries, but they were free! Free the fries!

Vincent
08-02-2008, 16:50:11
Long live Frisia!

Funko
08-02-2008, 16:56:23
Originally posted by maroule
if it was such a non issue, I wonder why it consummed your PM, your press and all political commentators for months...

The opposition sensed weakness and wanted to force an election.

maroule
08-02-2008, 17:13:26
there were editorials longer than my arm explaining Brown didn't have the legitimacy coming from a direct PM election... and mlore generally a lot of people obviously didn't feel they had voted for him....

Funko
08-02-2008, 17:14:33
A lot of them were Conservative voters.

MoSe
08-02-2008, 17:34:13
Originally posted by maroule
my arm explaining Brown didn't have the legitimacy coming from a direct PM election...

my, you have a very eloquent arm!

Resource Consumer
08-02-2008, 18:58:11
Well, it seems that an oven chip has more sense than Bush jr.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
08-02-2008, 19:21:06
I'd vote for McCain.

Resource Consumer
08-02-2008, 19:35:14
I certainly would

Dyl Ulenspiegel
08-02-2008, 19:56:47
Better a fried brain than no brain. Unfortunately, Bush is no candidate. :(

Koshko
08-02-2008, 23:10:11
I vote for URMOM.

Resource Consumer
09-02-2008, 16:14:30
she was shot up the cunt, I believe

Drekkus
11-02-2008, 09:33:42
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I bet Germany is pleased that the campaign is no longer "mit Romney" ;) Wa Romney?

MoSe
11-02-2008, 11:47:46
did Rommney broadcasts on Fox got Deserted?