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maroule
08-02-2008, 09:32:02
In the spirit of Mitt's last declaration (more or less "I'm resigning so that the US doesn't turn into France"), let's work on some other clever and powerful statements

1/ I'm scratching my balls in order to save humankind

2/ I became a politician because I like people

maroule
08-02-2008, 09:33:13
3/ I spent 35M$ of my own money to get zilch, but I'm not bitter

maroule
08-02-2008, 09:43:24
unrelated but a pearl of wisdom
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/05/05/AR2007050501081.html

"It seems that Europe leads Americans in this way of thinking," Romney told the crowd of more than 5,000. "In France, for instance, I'm told that marriage is now frequently contracted in seven-year terms where either party may move on when their term is up. How shallow and how different from the Europe of the past."

I didn't know that! I'd better check the fine prints in my marriage contract! I bet my wife knew from the start!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
08-02-2008, 09:55:53
And you got socialist healthcare, you whiny little bastards!

Funko
08-02-2008, 10:04:33
Wasn't it a German politician who suggested that?

maroule
08-02-2008, 10:08:46
I keep re-reading Mitt's flurry on marriage, and I love it

- "in France, for instance, I'm told" = as a candidate for presidency of the biggest power in the world, I act on what random lunatics tell me.

- "marriage is now frequently contracted in seven-year terms where either party may move on when their term is up. How shallow" = yep, people stay in marriage because the contract says so... if the contract didn't stop, they'd stick together 4ever... that's true love...

- "how different from the Europe of the past." = when at least people had the decency to remain married and have affairs on the side

maroule
08-02-2008, 10:11:03
Originally posted by Funko
Wasn't it a German politician who suggested that?

never heard of it
what would be the point of this idea, when more than 50% of couple divorce (=the process of breaking the "contract" is easy enough as it is)?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
08-02-2008, 10:37:36
Maybe the retard is babbling about civil unions?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
08-02-2008, 10:38:41
Originally posted by Funko
Wasn't it a German politician who suggested that?

Health care insurance? Yes, Bismarck.

maroule
08-02-2008, 11:10:58
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
Maybe the retard is babbling about civil unions?

there's a civil union called PACS in France (for hetero and gays), but of course there is no term involved... he must be confused with a land lease, or flat renting...

Greg W
08-02-2008, 11:30:05
And I thought this thread meant that Mrs Clinton had surrendered!

Greg W
08-02-2008, 11:31:05
Originally posted by maroule
there's a civil union called PACS in France (for ... gays)PACMAN?

maroule
08-02-2008, 12:04:11
well, Pacman was certainly swallowing

Funko
08-02-2008, 12:15:08
Originally posted by maroule
never heard of it
what would be the point of this idea, when more than 50% of couple divorce (=the process of breaking the "contract" is easy enough as it is)?

It got a lot of press here last year.

Link:
http://www.rte.ie/news/2007/0920/marriage.html

Funko
08-02-2008, 12:15:53
But anyway, it's not law, and it's certainly not France.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
08-02-2008, 12:23:43
Some may have overlooked the "Ms Pauli stands almost no chance of winning next week's vote."

And she didn't.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
08-02-2008, 12:24:15
Originally posted by Greg W
And I thought this thread meant that Mrs Clinton had surrendered!

No, but... that should mean...

Romny is France!

Funko
08-02-2008, 12:28:52
I noticed that Obama is talking about cross party co-operation = collaboration = France, so really it's not just Hillary they have to watch out for.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
08-02-2008, 12:32:09
Seems the Frogs evolved into the Frorg.

Funko
08-02-2008, 12:34:33
I think I just compared the Republicans to Nazis, and thus lost this thread. :beer:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
08-02-2008, 12:38:13
Maybe you could save it by editing to "cross party co-operation = cohabitation"

Funko
08-02-2008, 12:38:36
Cohabiting on a 7 year contract?

Drekkus
08-02-2008, 13:10:23
Cross party dressing. What would a republican democrat transvestite wear?

MoSe
08-02-2008, 13:11:27
maybe he just had Marylin Monroe (http://imdb.com/title/tt0048605/) in his head

MoSe
08-02-2008, 13:13:35
Originally posted by Drekkus
What would a republican democrat transvestite wear [out]?

his ring?

Lurker the Second
08-02-2008, 15:36:28
Originally posted by maroule
there's a civil union called PACS in France (for hetero and gays), but of course there is no term involved... he must be confused with a land lease, or flat renting...

Hehe, I laughed.

Resource Consumer
08-02-2008, 18:56:23
Originally posted by maroule
there's a civil union called PACS in France (for hetero and gays), but of course there is no term involved... he must be confused with a land lease, or flat renting...

"flat renting" written like that sounds like some sort of Stephen Milligan procedure with an orange in the mouth and a bin bag on the head

Oerdin
09-02-2008, 05:00:39
Romney's if the Republicans don't then we'll lose the war on terror comment was almost as Rovean as it was stupid.