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Greg W
06-02-2008, 15:14:25
Trying to loosen my load...
I've got 7 women on my mind...

3 that want to @#$% me (only one of whom I am interested in)...
1 that wonders if I am going on holidays just to meet her (I'm not)...
2 so she's a friend of mine...
And 1 that's in Sydney that I want to @#$%, but she's too @#$%ed up now to think about it...

Take it Eeeeeasy...
Don't let the sounds of your bus wheels drive you crazy...

Tizzy
06-02-2008, 15:24:39
If you're not careful you'll turn into paiktis

Greg W
06-02-2008, 15:30:09
Just with shitty pseudo music lyrics!

Funko
06-02-2008, 15:48:01
I'm intrigued as to what you want to do to them. The only 4 letter word I can think that might be censored here is poly.

Funko
06-02-2008, 15:48:25
Nope.

Tizzy
06-02-2008, 15:55:19
However
"she's too polyed up now to think about it"

does make a certain amount of sense

Funko
06-02-2008, 15:57:43
I also don't understand

2 so she's a friend of mine

I don't know if that means that Greg wants to Poly them, but they want to be friends, or something else.

Greg W
06-02-2008, 15:57:46
Mmmm, Poly-filla! :love:

Tizzy
06-02-2008, 16:10:15
Originally posted by Funko
I also don't understand

2 so she's a friend of mine

I don't know if that means that Greg wants to Poly them, but they want to be friends, or something else.

That one doesn't make sense to me either.

Hey, does that mean I'm cured? :bounce:

Venom
06-02-2008, 16:19:53
Seems like you only have 1. Why think about the other 6?

Greg W
06-02-2008, 16:28:01
:lol:Originally posted by Funko
I also don't understand

2 so she's a friend of mine

I don't know if that means that Greg wants to Poly them, but they want to be friends, or something else. No, the 2 of them are just friends.

Funko
06-02-2008, 16:53:40
With each other?

Funko
06-02-2008, 16:57:34
This great Australian wasn't afraid to swear:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9nsP4QsMiFA

MoSe
06-02-2008, 17:27:40
Originally posted by Funko
With each other?

i.e. they're gonna kill him qhen they find out

MDA
06-02-2008, 17:29:59
What if they're just polying with your head?

Lazarus and the Gimp
06-02-2008, 19:36:14
Did anyone else think the opening post would go "...when suddenly I thought "Shit! I've forgotten the bus!""?

ruGGed
06-02-2008, 19:40:19
um. no.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
06-02-2008, 19:54:38
I thought he was running after the bus.

Lazarus and the Gimp
07-02-2008, 06:36:08
Originally posted by ruGGed
um. no.

It's generally safest to stay out of in-jokes you don't understand.

Drekkus
07-02-2008, 09:38:28
I was walking through the street
rapping to the beat
saw a little lady that I
wanted to meet

Funko
07-02-2008, 09:47:56
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Did anyone else think the opening post would go "...when suddenly I thought "Shit! I've forgotten the bus!""?

:lol:

Resource Consumer
07-02-2008, 10:06:29
and people wonder how accidents happen!

Mr. Bas
07-02-2008, 10:10:13
Greg's got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one.

Greg W
07-02-2008, 12:27:08
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Did anyone else think the opening post would go "...when suddenly I thought "Shit! I've forgotten the bus!""? Mor elikely to have been:
...chasing the bus!

Funko
07-02-2008, 12:28:01
I bet Dyl wishes he'd thought of that.

Greg W
07-02-2008, 12:29:33
He probably does, yes.

Venom
07-02-2008, 12:44:36
You've out joked an Austrian lawyer. What a proud day.

Funko
07-02-2008, 12:45:21
Well, they are both Austrians, probably have the same sense of humour.

Venom
07-02-2008, 12:51:54
So bus drivers are funnier than lawyers.

MoSe
07-02-2008, 12:52:56
Dyl is Austrian
Greg is an Austrian alias

ruGGed
07-02-2008, 13:21:29
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
It's generally safest to stay out of in-jokes you don't understand.

damn i so wanted to get circle-jerked too :(

Greg W
07-02-2008, 13:45:03
Originally posted by Funko
Well, they are both Austrians, probably have the same sense of humour. Austrians have a sense of humour? :confused:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
07-02-2008, 14:23:44
Originally posted by Funko
I bet Dyl wishes he'd thought of that.

No.

Greg W
08-02-2008, 01:19:44
See.

Resource Consumer
08-02-2008, 11:19:40
Originally posted by ruGGed
damn i so wanted to get circle-jerked too :(

you could be in the right place then

mr_B
08-02-2008, 11:40:28
Originally posted by Tizzy
If you're not careful you'll turn into paiktis paiktis my hero!!

alsieboo
08-02-2008, 14:01:18
Originally posted by Venom
So bus drivers are funnier than lawyers.

All my bus drivers are funny, and I don't know any lawyers, so I stand by that theory

Venom
08-02-2008, 14:12:22
You know Lurker. And he's funny like a drunk clown with a chainsaw.

Drekkus
08-02-2008, 14:27:47
those are funny. If you can watch at a safe distance

Greg W
08-02-2008, 14:53:48
C'mon baby, don't say maybe...
I gotta know that your sweet love is gonna save me...
We may lose and we may win...
But we will never be here again...
So open up, I'm climbing in...
Take it Easy...

Well, it's way too long a story to tell here. Especially as it's 2am, the bourbon has been a flowing, and I have to wake up at 6am to give one of the women a call to wake her up cos she's on drugs due to a tooth abcess and may not wake up otherwise.

The things you do for... friends... ;)

MoSe
08-02-2008, 17:14:47
"and I have to wake up at 6am to give one of the women a call to wake her up cos she's on drugs due to a tooth abcess and may not wake up otherwise."

it would be easier if you slept with her

Greg W
09-02-2008, 00:18:48
That depends on which of the 7 women she was now, doesn't it? :p

alsieboo
09-02-2008, 11:55:47
everyone's a whore

Lazarus and the Gimp
09-02-2008, 13:16:22
EMO MOMENT FROM ALSIE!

Greg W
09-02-2008, 14:32:55
Originally posted by alsieboo
everyone's a whore The world's a whore, and we're all paying!

alsieboo
09-02-2008, 15:39:37
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
EMO MOMENT FROM ALSIE!

It was a glorious moment of realisation that I'm not the only one!!

LoD
09-02-2008, 15:47:11
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
EMO MOMENT FROM ALSIE!

:lol:

Greg W
19-02-2008, 10:19:58
And the funniest thing of all? I ended up with 1 of the friends, and not the 1 in 3 that I was interested in. :rolleyes: :cute: :nervous:

Funko
19-02-2008, 10:37:29
Presumably it was the most mental one?

Greg W
19-02-2008, 11:35:50
Of course. This is me we're talking about here. :p

Actually, probably the second most mental now that I think about it. And I lost her as a friend today too. Man, I rock. :beer:

LoD
19-02-2008, 11:38:42
Shagging with someone doesn't mean losing that person as a friend, Greg ;).

MoSe
19-02-2008, 11:58:01
http://www.mental.it/home.jpg (http://www.mental.it/)

Greg W
19-02-2008, 12:01:50
Originally posted by LoD
Shagging with someone doesn't mean losing that person as a friend, Greg ;). Nah, was one of the other friends, silly. Actually, the one that was too @#$% up to do anything. :p

LoD
19-02-2008, 12:10:52
So this begets the question - did you lose here, or had she lost it ;)?

Greg W
19-02-2008, 12:13:43
:lol:

Bit of both actually. ;)