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C.G.B. Spender
23-01-2008, 15:30:58
And then while I'm away,
I'll post from home every day ...

C.G.B. Spender
23-01-2008, 15:38:54
FEIERABEND you kackbratzen, HAHA i rulez lol !!1eleven11!1

Tizzy
23-01-2008, 15:40:02
I'm scared of this thread

C.G.B. Spender
23-01-2008, 15:40:30
:love:

Tizzy
23-01-2008, 15:51:14
:nervous:

mr_B
23-01-2008, 16:31:06
:heart:

zmama
23-01-2008, 16:42:22
Tomorrow I'll miss you

Greg W
24-01-2008, 02:50:30
And I'll send all my loving to you...

zmama
24-01-2008, 13:45:43
No thanks,

Send it to Spender :D

Tizzy
24-01-2008, 13:51:45
And send some wine to me

Greg W
24-01-2008, 14:08:41
Why on earth would I want to send it to Spender? /shudder

And how many times do I have to tell you, the wine comes to England when I go to England? :rolleyes: :p

zmama
24-01-2008, 14:12:46
Spender is hot...just ask him!

C.G.B. Spender
24-01-2008, 14:21:44
Send it to me anyway

Greg W
25-01-2008, 00:33:36
Ummmmm. No.

zmama
25-01-2008, 04:06:30
jesjesjes!

Funko
25-01-2008, 09:45:05
ARGH! This is why he wanted us to try typing with our eyes closed. The big german pervert.

C.G.B. Spender
25-01-2008, 09:47:29
What Wikipedia says on german pervs:

Meiwes posted an advertisement on the Internet, looking for a willing victim. The post stated that he was "looking for a well-built 18 to 30-year-old to be slaughtered and then consumed".[8] Bernd Jürgen Brandes responded to the advertisement. Bernd Jürgen Brandes was known for his interest in mutilation and his activity in the homosexual prostitution scene of his home city.

As is known from a videotape the two made when they met on March 9, 2001 in Meiwes' home, Meiwes amputated Brandes' penis and the two men attempted to eat the penis together before Brandes was killed. Brandes had insisted that Meiwes attempt to bite his penis off. This did not work, so Meiwes used a knife. Brandes apparently tried to eat some of his own penis raw, but could not because it was too tough and, as he put it, "chewy". Meiwes then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic, but by then it was too burned to be consumed.[3] According to journalists who saw the video (which has not been made public), Brandes may already have been too weakened from blood loss to actually eat any of his penis. Meiwes read a Star Trek book for three hours whilst his victim was bleeding to death in the bath. Meiwes apparently gave him large quantities of alcohol and pain killers, 30 sleeping pills and a bottle of schnapps, and then killed him in a room that he had built in his house for this purpose, The Slaughter Room. After stabbing Brandes to death in the throat, he hung the body on a meathook and tore hunks of flesh from it; he even tried to grind the bones to use as flour. The whole scene was recorded on the two-hour video tape. Meiwes ate the body over the next 10 months, storing body parts in his freezer under pizza boxes and consuming up to 20kg of the flesh.

devilmunchkin
26-01-2008, 08:14:38
ah... i read about this.

you suppose this tops JP pervs?

Provost Harrison
26-01-2008, 13:49:06
*places matchsticks under eyelids, just in case*

Greg W
26-01-2008, 15:08:01
Um... JP Pervs? :clueless:

Resource Consumer
28-01-2008, 18:54:49
"..and while I'm away, I'll play a residency on the Reeperbahn and shag everything in sight"

Vincent
28-01-2008, 19:06:57
I'm not that rich

Resource Consumer
28-01-2008, 19:11:53
OK. Every kebab in sight, then.

Vincent
28-01-2008, 19:17:14
Let's say CWurst and it's a deal

Resource Consumer
28-01-2008, 19:18:24
OK. But you bring the sauce.