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Resource Consumer
15-01-2008, 18:29:05
Play the video link from the site and enjoy. I especially like the spring operated RPG.

http://blameitonthevoices.blogspot.com/2007/11/turkish-rambo.html

Somehow he reminds me a bit of Venom

Venom
15-01-2008, 18:42:58
His hair is longer than mine.

Resource Consumer
15-01-2008, 18:54:11
:lol:

same sort of RPG?

Chris
15-01-2008, 19:19:24
That was truely horrible.

Vincent
15-01-2008, 20:29:47
Excellent! The bad guys are the ones with moustaches!

Some good acting, and I love the girl from the bush.

Whoa!

Beta1
15-01-2008, 22:12:49
thats genius. I love the way he keeps finding RPG rounds lieing about the place. These bad guys really need to tidy up.

Drekkus
16-01-2008, 08:47:19
Those RPG rounds are just flopping out :lol:

Provost Harrison
16-01-2008, 09:04:25
:lol:

I like the way there is an explosion, then after some time delay some bloke will just decide to dive or flail all over the place. I remember one scene where a bomb went off on a balcony, and someone came running out, through where the explosion happened and fell over the balcony :lol:

MDA
16-01-2008, 12:19:49
the strangling scene at the beginning has a few seconds in it where I think he forgot he has arms, the whole thing is hilarious

Venom
16-01-2008, 12:45:47
It's like a bad FPS with shitty enemy AI, poor controls, and poor graphics. He must have been busting crates for those RPG rounds.

King_Ghidra
16-01-2008, 12:57:13
wow that is horrifying.

all those cuts between him hitting stuff and then a different shot of something breaking or someone getting hit. bizarre. maybe he's so steroided up that if he actually made contact with something he'd go on a psychotic rampage.

Provost Harrison
16-01-2008, 12:58:11
Do you think they used CGI to make some of those scenes?

C.G.B. Spender
16-01-2008, 13:03:26
They had some CGI to watch it

MoSe
16-01-2008, 13:10:20
CGI-Joe

King_Ghidra
16-01-2008, 13:27:35
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Do you think they used CGI to make some of those scenes?

Crappy Greek Incendiaries?

C.G.B. Spender
16-01-2008, 13:43:03
Counterglow idiots

KrazyHorse
16-01-2008, 13:44:14
I like the scene in the beginning where he's getting strangled. He starts out with his shirt on. Then there's a horrible cut and all of a sudden his shirt is torn off him.

C.G.B. Spender
16-01-2008, 13:45:57
It's a classic kirk shirt

Cruddy
16-01-2008, 14:10:14
Originally posted by Resource Consumer
[B]Play the video link from the site and enjoy. I especially like the spring operated RPG.



Darling... they're all spring operated. You only see the electric ones in movies.

Really. Little hammer hits a percussion cap on the round. Behind that hammer is - a spring.

I must admit, that Turkish movie has the suckiest special effects, but that's OK.

I'm a lot more worried about the fuckwits that take Rambo seriously.

Resource Consumer
16-01-2008, 15:52:04
Er...the old Piats were totally sprung on the inside if I am right.

Yes, and these are like the kids toy that I had when 7, my dear, when they just dropped out of the end on a flimsy little spring.

maroule
16-01-2008, 16:07:19
this guy needs to learn to open doors normally
he must have a hell of a door budget for his appartment

Dyl Ulenspiegel
16-01-2008, 16:19:02
Or a no-doors-apartment. Or sheepshed.

MoSe
16-01-2008, 16:22:41
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
no-doors-apartment

http://www.unier.it/italiano/html/images/stories/colosseo.jpg

Funko
16-01-2008, 16:23:32
A turkey shed perhaps?

Beta1
16-01-2008, 17:05:44
Originally posted by Resource Consumer
Er...the old Piats were totally sprung on the inside if I am right.

Yes, and these are like the kids toy that I had when 7, my dear, when they just dropped out of the end on a flimsy little spring.

Combat Mission Geek

MDA
16-01-2008, 17:49:26
Originally posted by Cruddy


Really. Little hammer hits a percussion cap on the round. Behind that hammer is - a spring.



The difference is a modern RPG doesn't use the force exerted by the spring to propel the round.

and I agree its not not Rambo the fuckwits should worry about, its Chuck Norris

edit: oh, and what RC said about the old stuff :nervous:

Vincent
16-01-2008, 18:21:24
Nice how you turned it into a nerd discussion, well done!!!!

Nills Lagerbaak
16-01-2008, 21:37:20
He sure loves that RPG though....

does anyone else see an Emilio Estevez similarity? or am I tripping again?

Drekkus
16-01-2008, 22:12:36
Originally posted by MoSe
CGI-Joe :lol:

:o