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maroule
14-01-2008, 11:03:39
bizarre, amusing, scary, and an embarassment for Bush's drums of war

http://www.guardian.co.uk/iran/story/0,,2240533,00.html

Dyl Ulenspiegel
14-01-2008, 11:33:14
And I thought Bush was the Filipino monkey.

MDA
14-01-2008, 12:02:35
200 meters? Seems like Iran is banging their own drum as well.

Drekkus
14-01-2008, 15:49:24
:lol: You got to admire a good sense of humour.

Funko
14-01-2008, 16:39:41
:lol: It's funny that you think that's funny.

Drekkus
16-01-2008, 10:58:22
I don't know, wars start over such futile things anyway, I guess this is no more or less good reason. I just can't help imagining some fat guy sitting behind his radio in his underpants shouting some random abuse in the airwaves for kicks and starting world war 3.

C.G.B. Spender
16-01-2008, 11:00:25
I guess Germans should start WW3 and not amateurs

Drekkus
16-01-2008, 11:09:06
You didn't even start the first one, plus you didn't win either of them, so what gives you the right to start the new one???

C.G.B. Spender
16-01-2008, 11:09:43
Belgium!

maroule
16-01-2008, 11:10:50
Originally posted by Drekkus
I don't know, wars start over such futile things anyway, I guess this is no more or less good reason. I just can't help imagining some fat guy sitting behind his radio in his underpants shouting some random abuse in the airwaves for kicks and starting world war 3.

wars never start for futile reasons, except in a larger philosophical sense (as the quest for power and domination is indeed futile)

this joke was immediately used by warmongers to step up the pressure, and underline how bad the iranians are ("look, they want to bomb our boats!"). Considering Bush is a master at pumping up real or imaginary threats, he didn't need the help.

Iran assertiveness is a pretty volatile issue right now, and the fat guys in underpants making it even more volatile should be kicked in the balls...

However, after seeing Persepolis yesterday night, I wouldn't mind the US navy blowing up a few Revolution Guardians boats, for kicks

Drekkus
16-01-2008, 11:17:09
Like I said, futile reasons. In africa at least they don't need obscure reasons to slash each other to death, being from another tribe is good enough.

C.G.B. Spender
16-01-2008, 11:37:52
or Belgium!

Drekkus
16-01-2008, 11:49:54
Belgium should be slashed as well!!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
16-01-2008, 11:59:25
Originally posted by Drekkus
I don't know, wars start over such futile things anyway, I guess this is no more or less good reason. I just can't help imagining some fat guy sitting behind his radio in his underpants shouting some random abuse in the airwaves for kicks and starting world war 3.

Filipino Monkey = Dick Cheney!

C.G.B. Spender
16-01-2008, 12:13:48
Dick Chinesey

MDA
16-01-2008, 12:23:52
Originally posted by Drekkus
... fat guy sitting behind his radio in his underpants shouting some random abuse in the airwaves for kicks

Michael Moore, Rush Limbaugh, and Howard Stern have more in common than I thought

OldWarrior_42
16-01-2008, 13:17:24
Michael Moore, Rush Limbaugh, and Howard Stern have more in common than I thought

:lol:

How in the hell do these nimrods get radio shows anyway? They give all americans such bad names.

C.G.B. Spender
16-01-2008, 13:20:38
Is that possible? Oh my ...

OldWarrior_42
16-01-2008, 13:21:42
I guess not... my bad.

C.G.B. Spender
16-01-2008, 13:24:03
you old fascist imperialist, you!

OldWarrior_42
16-01-2008, 13:25:11
Sez you.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
16-01-2008, 13:25:14
Michael Moore is about the best sympathy winner you have at the moment.

OldWarrior_42
16-01-2008, 13:27:39
He's a jerk like most others.

They should give me a radio show.

I'd make all of you proud.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
16-01-2008, 13:29:19
Special guest: Ming

C.G.B. Spender
16-01-2008, 13:41:40
Originally posted by OldWarrior_42
He's a jerk like most others.

They should give me a radio show.

I'd make all of you proud. We are proud already. Pride is the only thing we've left

Dyl Ulenspiegel
16-01-2008, 13:42:20
I thought we quitted on pride years ago.

C.G.B. Spender
16-01-2008, 13:44:04
No, that was reason

Dyl Ulenspiegel
16-01-2008, 13:49:42
Oh. I still got some reason left, but no pride....

Cruddy
16-01-2008, 14:07:05
If you're short on Pride - go on a gay Pride March!

Everybody should. After the experience nothing seems quite so bad ever again.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
16-01-2008, 14:12:10
I don't want to be long on gay pride.

Cruddy
16-01-2008, 14:15:43
I suggest you spray yourself pink to blend in.