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Funko
07-01-2008, 14:03:51
Venom and I have been talking on MSN and we've come up with a potential perfect CG poster.

Owen Hargreaves.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owen_Hargreaves

Born in Canada to Welsh parents, he later moved to Germany to play football in Bavaria.

So he's a sheep shagging, seal clubbing, beer drinking, Nazi.

Can that be beaten? Obviously he's not gay or a nerd so there is room to better it.

Venom
07-01-2008, 14:04:42
He was born in Canada, there's a very good chance he is gay.

Funko
07-01-2008, 14:05:07
Ah, like Lurker you mean.

Venom
07-01-2008, 14:11:06
Except not old.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
07-01-2008, 14:11:33
Charles II of Spain

C.G.B. Spender
07-01-2008, 14:14:35
Jon Miller

Venom
07-01-2008, 14:15:55
he's famus not famous. There's a difference.

C.G.B. Spender
07-01-2008, 14:17:23
I'll change it to "the famous Jon Miller"

Dyl Ulenspiegel
07-01-2008, 14:18:45
or "the infamous Jon Miller"

Funko
07-01-2008, 14:23:04
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
Charles II of Spain

Why?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
07-01-2008, 14:24:36
Genuinely retarded and used to piss himself.

Oh wait, I thought of the perfect famous poly poster.

C.G.B. Spender
07-01-2008, 14:25:42
Also an ugly twat

Funko
07-01-2008, 14:26:34
Was he gay and how did he feel about computers?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
07-01-2008, 14:28:24
He was way too degenerated for any sexual orientation whatsoever. As I said, prime poly material.

C.G.B. Spender
07-01-2008, 14:31:01
He was also a big fan of the Lord of the Rings books

Dyl Ulenspiegel
07-01-2008, 14:31:23
Yeah, that too

C.G.B. Spender
07-01-2008, 14:32:23
Next on my list is Mike Oldfield: He's a crap musician and from Reading

Funko
07-01-2008, 14:34:47
:lol: I didn't know he was from Reading.

MoSe
07-01-2008, 14:47:24
Originally posted by Funko
Was he gay and how did he feel about computers?

Owen Goal

MOBIUS
07-01-2008, 15:32:24
:lol:

Immortal Wombat
07-01-2008, 15:39:33
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e6/WesleyCrusher2366.jpg/250px-WesleyCrusher2366.jpg

Gramercy Riffs
07-01-2008, 15:49:04
http://www.tongs.org.uk/files/bizarre-james1.jpg

MoSe
07-01-2008, 15:51:32
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_01/brookMCP0201_800x543.jpg

Resource Consumer
07-01-2008, 16:09:45
Originally posted by Funko
Venom and I have been talking on MSN and we've come up with a potential perfect CG poster.

Owen Hargreaves.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owen_Hargreaves

Born in Canada to Welsh parents, he later moved to Germany to play football in Bavaria.

So he's a sheep shagging, seal clubbing, beer drinking, Nazi.

Can that be beaten? Obviously he's not gay or a nerd so there is room to better it.

This raises the question as to the sort of person who would be the perfect Apolyton poster!

C.G.B. Spender
07-01-2008, 16:14:41
Charles II of Spain ?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
07-01-2008, 16:18:39
Olé!

Funko
07-01-2008, 16:27:04
A beer to whoever registers him. No DLs obviously so I can't do it.

PM me to let me know.

Lurker the Second
07-01-2008, 16:58:22
I was tempted, but then I realized (a) it required effort and (b) I didn't get the joke anyway.

Funko
07-01-2008, 17:09:00
what joke?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
07-01-2008, 17:12:56
What's "joke"?

Lurker the Second
07-01-2008, 17:13:37
No joke.

maroule
07-01-2008, 17:18:40
Originally posted by Funko
:lol: I didn't know he was from Reading.


As are Ricky Gervais and Kate Winslet

(yes, I googled that, wanted to find moronic people from there)

Funko
07-01-2008, 17:20:05
I knew they were. Winslet's my age, well, a few months older, and what's she ever achieved?

MOBIUS
07-01-2008, 17:47:43
Being a bit older than you for a start!

zmama
07-01-2008, 17:54:49
Vincent

Dyl Ulenspiegel
07-01-2008, 18:37:11
Kate Winslet ~achieved~ Vincent?

Oerdin
07-01-2008, 18:41:17
Originally posted by Venom
He was born in Canada, there's a very good chance he is gay.

He's definitely perfect for here then. ;)

MDA
07-01-2008, 19:43:51
what about that dead Bismarck deviate?

mr_B
07-01-2008, 21:43:52
http://webdisk.planet.nl/heijm509/publiek/album/pieter.jpg
http://webdisk.planet.nl/heijm509/publiek/album/_w/pieter2_jpg.jpg

what aboot this one?

Vincent
07-01-2008, 22:29:17
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
Kate Winslet ~achieved~ Vincent? oh boy she did

Venom
08-01-2008, 02:57:40
Originally posted by mr_B
http://webdisk.planet.nl/heijm509/publiek/album/pieter.jpg
http://webdisk.planet.nl/heijm509/publiek/album/_w/pieter2_jpg.jpg

what aboot this one?

That's definitely gay.

mr_B
08-01-2008, 05:50:24
all the way gay

Drekkus
08-01-2008, 08:31:29
Originally posted by mr_B
http://webdisk.planet.nl/heijm509/publiek/album/pieter.jpg
http://webdisk.planet.nl/heijm509/publiek/album/_w/pieter2_jpg.jpg

what aboot this one? :lol: :lol:

Those will have to make you famous!

C.G.B. Spender
08-01-2008, 08:32:19
Famus maybe

Drekkus
08-01-2008, 08:57:12
Flamoes for sure

Funko
08-01-2008, 09:00:20
Wow. That jacket is awesome.

C.G.B. Spender
08-01-2008, 09:10:46
Disco Inferno

Drekkus
08-01-2008, 09:40:34
So long, architect...

C.G.B. Spender
08-01-2008, 09:41:27
I guess those are pics from the "goldmember" casting

Drekkus
08-01-2008, 09:43:41
He wish he had a goldmember. Then he could walk around with his dick hanging out for good reason.

C.G.B. Spender
08-01-2008, 09:45:55
I see. I thought it was some kind of cable from the microphone

Drekkus
08-01-2008, 09:51:17
I doubt is a real microphone

C.G.B. Spender
08-01-2008, 09:56:50
It's a Philips Gloeilampenfabrieken microphon!

C.G.B. Spender
08-01-2008, 09:57:12
And I even doubt it's a real dick

Drekkus
08-01-2008, 10:04:34
Oh, he's a real dick all right.

C.G.B. Spender
08-01-2008, 10:06:14
all night?

Tizzy
08-01-2008, 11:33:09
All day and all of the night

MOBIUS
08-01-2008, 12:26:42
Strangle him!

MoSe
08-01-2008, 12:39:14
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
It's a Philips Gloeilampenfabrieken microphon!

and it's unplugged!

MoSe
08-01-2008, 12:40:55
Nice shoes

I had bought similar ones at the "Cocks" shoe store in Milan that Mightytree had posted the pic of once

mr_B
08-01-2008, 19:27:46
Originally posted by Drekkus
So long, architect... :lol:
best movie quote evah!!!

mr_B
08-01-2008, 19:28:43
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
It's a Philips Gloeilampenfabrieken microphon! yup hallo geen lampen orrrrr in gemantralalala gutentag kein lamp

Drekkus
09-01-2008, 08:55:48
Or hello no lights in English

mr_B
09-01-2008, 09:56:56
is it? jesjes it is