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protein
03-01-2008, 11:27:50
what would you put in to room 101 today?

Funko
03-01-2008, 11:30:57
Having to get out of bed early to go to work when it's really cold outside.

C.G.B. Spender
03-01-2008, 11:31:03
Shoes

Tizzy
03-01-2008, 11:32:57
Lack of snow

Gramercy Riffs
03-01-2008, 11:33:36
The Village People. Damn them and thier catchy hits.

Funko
03-01-2008, 11:34:11
The Onion for having their best headlines link to stupid videos that I can't really watch at work. That also applies to the BBC News Website. I want a text equivalent, fuckers.

Funko
03-01-2008, 11:35:02
Having to do the washing up when I get home before I make dinner because I was too lazy to do it last night.

protein
03-01-2008, 11:38:31
being woken up by builders entering your house when you have a bad cold, have only had five hours of sleep and have a six hour rehearsal later. :mad:

protein
03-01-2008, 11:39:26
fark dot com. for having to pay to enter the photoshop contests.

maybe we should have a weekly photoshop contest?

Funko
03-01-2008, 11:39:44
My office for being too open plan, so I haven't been able to find a good time to really examine my stapler so I can get a good picture for the stapler thread.

Funko
03-01-2008, 11:40:43
My photoshop skills for being really primitive, especially when making album covers.

(I think a CG photoshop competition is a good idea anyway though)

protein
03-01-2008, 11:41:22
builders making snide remarks about me probably being unable to pay for food because i am probably out of work and me being too ill and shy to say "fuck you, i'm a rockstar."

protein
03-01-2008, 11:42:25
Originally posted by Funko
My photoshop skills for being really primitive, especially when making album covers.

(I think a CG photoshop competition is a good idea anyway though)

have you seen the ones on fark? it's about funnyness rather than beauty.

Funko
03-01-2008, 11:43:48
Funny? I'm screwed then. But yes, cool, set one up.

Tizzy
03-01-2008, 11:44:10
Crap radio

MOBIUS
03-01-2008, 12:34:59
Me, apparently :(

Nav
03-01-2008, 12:42:27
A dell celeron pc with 521mb of ram. :bash:

Greg W
03-01-2008, 13:28:57
The fuckwits that started mowing the lawn about 5 metres from my head at 7.56 am this morning! :bash:

Tizzy
03-01-2008, 13:35:50
What were you doing on their lawn?

Funko
03-01-2008, 13:43:23
Trying to save money on a haircut?

mr_B
03-01-2008, 13:59:24
hahahahahahaha funko ............ haircut

Greg W
03-01-2008, 14:35:03
Originally posted by Tizzy
What were you doing on their lawn? Their lawn is about 5 metres from my bedroom. Possibly less actually.

Tizzy
03-01-2008, 15:08:43
Addition to room 101 - supermarket bosses who move the store around so you can't find anything

Funko
03-01-2008, 15:09:46
Does that imply that you bought milk?

Greg W
03-01-2008, 15:10:06
That's a pretty good effort, moving a store.

MOBIUS
03-01-2008, 15:13:17
Originally posted by Funko
Does that imply that you bought milk?

Or not if she couldn't find it...

Tizzy
03-01-2008, 15:14:26
Originally posted by Funko
Does that imply that you bought milk?

Yes, but it took me ages to find it, and to find everything else I was looking for.

MOBIUS
03-01-2008, 15:26:45
Bastards!

Funko
03-01-2008, 15:28:45
It's good when you are working in a supermarket and they move everything around. When someone asks you where something is, you have no idea. Although actually saying "I don't know, they've moved everything around" could get you killed.

Tizzy
03-01-2008, 15:43:34
There were loads of little kids with death wishes in the supermarket too. They kept running right in front of me so I had to stop quickly.

Immortal Wombat
03-01-2008, 17:38:40
Originally posted by Funko
Funny? I'm screwed then. But yes, cool, set one up.
You can't possibly be worse than fark's attempts at humour.

Immortal Wombat
03-01-2008, 17:39:52
Also, Windows Vista

Immortal Wombat
03-01-2008, 17:40:13
The passage of time

Immortal Wombat
03-01-2008, 17:41:25
these (http://www.reborn-baby.com/)

Immortal Wombat
03-01-2008, 17:41:57
makefiles

Immortal Wombat
03-01-2008, 17:55:30
deadlines

MoSe
03-01-2008, 18:23:29
Life

Lazarus and the Gimp
03-01-2008, 19:26:23
Some twat Aryan supremacist girl from Alaska I'm aguing with on another forum.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
03-01-2008, 20:32:23
"another forum"? the secret forum?

Snotty
03-01-2008, 20:41:11
dog diarrhrea

Funko
04-01-2008, 09:43:08
1. People printing stuff out and leaving it on the printer. Mainly because of 2.

2. People finding stuff on the printer and wandering through the office holding it up in the air, reading random words off it until someone claims it. Especially when 3.

3. Someone's printed off something personal, which, when it is paraded round the office, causes the whole office to get involved in some meaningless annoying ill informed discussion about a bunch of stupid wank. I could get that from Poly.


I mean, how am I supposed to concentrate on posting (or even work!) with all this nonsense going on. :bash:

Tizzy
04-01-2008, 09:47:00
People who don't follow instructions

C.G.B. Spender
04-01-2008, 09:47:30
I also like

printing out an urgent important document - just to find out the printer is out of paper, because everybody else printed out some BS and forgot about it.

Once you refilled the paper you gotta wait 20 mins because the printer is busy printing all the queued BS!

Funko
04-01-2008, 10:13:21
One that I would have put in on January the 1st.

Jehovah's Witnesses knocking at the door at 11:30am on New Years day. I was so half awake and confused I went and answered the door in case it was the wine we'd ordered. When I got back to bed Tizzy pointed out how stupid that was, as there's no way anyone would be delivering shit on New Years Day. Which made me feel much better. Still, he did apologise if he'd got me out of bed. IT'S NEW YEARS DAY MORNING!! OF COURSE I'M STILL IN BED! I now have a watchtower magazine which the guy promised would give me inner peace and "everyone wants inner peace". I think that's what I had when I was in bed before I got up to answer the frikkin door.

Funko
04-01-2008, 10:14:24
Back to printing

Finally, for the first time in ages, printing out something personal, and having it be the first time ever that you've had the printer jam on you, so you need to get someone to help you fix it. :o

C.G.B. Spender
04-01-2008, 10:15:08
Did they bring you wine?

C.G.B. Spender
04-01-2008, 10:16:24
I stopped printing out personal stuff at work long time ago ...

Funko
04-01-2008, 10:17:16
I only do it very rarely, but we don't have a printer at home.

protein
04-01-2008, 10:58:50
polish builders letting themselves into my house to start hammering.

C.G.B. Spender
04-01-2008, 11:11:26
can they fix it?

Funko
04-01-2008, 11:13:39
Oczywiście one może!

(probably bad polish online translation...)

C.G.B. Spender
04-01-2008, 11:15:30
Arschwische ohne Mose

Funko
07-01-2008, 12:31:13
Stupidly leaving my lunch at home and having to go out in the pouring rain to get some. :bash:

MoSe
07-01-2008, 12:33:34
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
Arschwische ohne Mose

Dyl Ulenspiegel
07-01-2008, 13:27:19
Originally posted by Funko
Stupidly leaving my lunch at home and having to go out in the pouring rain to get some. :bash:

Did you feel like singing: "It's like raaaiiiaaain..."?

Funko
07-01-2008, 13:48:17
I used my limited powers of patience, and the rain stopped.