View Full Version : I have the most vicious killer farts!

26-12-2007, 03:12:24
And they're keeping me up, because if I go to bed and let one rip - I'll be murdered in my sleep!:gasmaske: :gasmaske: :gasmaske:

26-12-2007, 03:31:23
A small price to pay for a world class skill.

26-12-2007, 05:00:27
i sniff mine out of smugness

26-12-2007, 05:22:42
So I've been watching my room mate's two dogs.
They great dogs, a pair of fully grown black labs which I'm watching since my room mate is spending the week back home in Vermont. As a special treat for them I'm allowing them to sleep on my bed with me. Normally I don't let them near my room due to the dog hair but I figured... What the hell. I mean they're bed hogs (two 70lb dogs tend to be) but they, unlike past girlfriends, aren't bothered by my snoring. ;)

Everything is fine except for the constant flatulence from a pair of large retrievers. There isn't anything as bad a dog farts. :gasmaske: