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Lazarus and the Gimp
24-12-2007, 11:22:21
I need to mock unfortunate serfs.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
24-12-2007, 11:23:19
vacation since dec 20th :p

24-12-2007, 11:29:16
I am. Mock me. Lazy bastards.

24-12-2007, 11:29:52
So far I've done no work, and just finished a sausage sandwich.

24-12-2007, 11:30:09
I'm WFH.

This means I'm in front of the TV with my laptop, occasionally checking my emails and thinking I should probably get changed out of my pyjamas at some point.

Lazarus and the Gimp
24-12-2007, 11:35:10
I've been making fake vomit with my kids.

24-12-2007, 11:37:14
Oh yeah, Tizzy was going to make soup today.

24-12-2007, 11:37:54
Also, the lazy bastards on the trains are running a reduced service today, which I didn't know about, so I could have had 30 mins longer in bed. :(

Lazarus and the Gimp
24-12-2007, 11:38:55
Try this recipe.

50 ml milk
50 ml water
Half a mashed banana
Half a finely-chopped carrot
A crushed digestive biscuit
25 ml vinegar

It's horibly realistic.

24-12-2007, 11:46:20
Doesn't sound very tasty.

24-12-2007, 11:57:06
Just found out we're closing up at 12:30 today. :beer:

24-12-2007, 12:15:18
Lucky you. Hoping for a communique soon.

24-12-2007, 12:46:21
I'm at work, not working. Love these days, no traffic, no one in the office, no work. I rather take time off at more convenient times. :D

Lazarus and the Gimp
24-12-2007, 12:49:14
I may switch to pigs in blankets now.

24-12-2007, 12:54:47
severed pig heads in your bed?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
24-12-2007, 13:00:24
reading your new recipe book, drekkus?

24-12-2007, 13:06:33
I'm making parsnip soup (or parshnip shnoop as Funko called it the other day).

I narrowly avoided chopping off a bit of my finger while cutting up the parsnips.

Greg W
24-12-2007, 13:58:04
I was at work. But now I'm posting here at 1am on Christmas morning!

24-12-2007, 15:00:20
They make us all take the Christmas period off. Only just got up today.:)

24-12-2007, 19:32:40
I was at work. 9-2, not too bad, but could have been better!!! Unfortunately I was doing some work (all the stuff I've been putting off doing) and I'm back in again between now and new year, but I shall be spending more time on the radio than anything else (fox fm love me)

Provost Harrison
24-12-2007, 23:22:51
I've not been at work since December 7th :D

Scud Wallaby
25-12-2007, 20:34:46
I was at work when you posted. Working too damn hard to post at the time though.



Resource Consumer
01-01-2008, 20:16:55
i was too lazy and drunk to read this at the time :)

Provost Harrison
01-01-2008, 23:29:11
Still not at work. That changes tomorrow though :( But with nearly 35 days of holiday I can take next year, I will be having a lot of time off :)

Lazarus and the Gimp
02-01-2008, 09:15:28
Incidentally, I'm still on holiday.

02-01-2008, 09:17:45
I'm back at work, you can continue mocking.

02-01-2008, 09:19:44
I wasn't at OP time, but am now

at least, I'm sitting at my work PC, and parsing thru whishes emails received during my absence

02-01-2008, 09:33:44
Hmmm, still didn't want to come into work even after 11 days off doing sweet FA...

02-01-2008, 09:34:50
The longer you have off the harder it is.

02-01-2008, 09:38:32
True. But at least this week is like how the week between Xmas and New Year's is normally...

02-01-2008, 09:48:18
Boo. Work=evil.

I must win the lottery.

02-01-2008, 10:02:46
I almost won at Lugano the Caribbean Stud Jackpot...
I got served 10 J Q K of Clubs and the Ace of Spades
I'd have won 240k CHF (~150k ) for the Royal Flush (the whole Jackpot)
Got instead just 90CHF for the plain straight (bet 20 x 4 + 10 for the Ante)

I'll need 6~7 years to win the same sum at work
better start off now

Lazarus and the Gimp
02-01-2008, 13:05:36
Originally posted by MoSe
I almost won at Lugano the Caribbean Stud Jackpot...

You're surprisingly white for a Caribbean Stud.

02-01-2008, 13:28:01
I am not one, I was playing one...

Greg W
02-01-2008, 14:01:30

Lazarus and the Gimp
02-01-2008, 15:06:27
MoSe, yesterday.


02-01-2008, 15:15:08
Laz, what's it like posting here when other posters are actually online?

02-01-2008, 15:16:49

02-01-2008, 15:30:37
I think you scared him off now!

02-01-2008, 16:23:36
jj thank god Funko for it

02-01-2008, 21:31:08
Lazy Euros never seem to work.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
02-01-2008, 21:33:24
Got a job again?

02-01-2008, 22:06:40

02-01-2008, 22:15:29
For a while now. :)

Dyl Ulenspiegel
02-01-2008, 22:43:02
So you'll be a happy debtslave much longer. Congrats!

03-01-2008, 12:03:32
Back at work!

not many people are working very hard, call your congressman/woman and complain

they're probably on vacation though

Lazarus and the Gimp
03-01-2008, 19:22:52
Originally posted by Funko
Laz, what's it like posting here when other posters are actually online?

You get startled to see responses appearing.

Back at work now!