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Greg W
21-12-2007, 14:18:23
Bloody past, always getting in the way. We should invest a past eraser, so you would never be reminded or bothered by your past.

Tizzy
21-12-2007, 14:19:11
Someone already invented it - alcohol

Greg W
21-12-2007, 14:21:38
No, that doesn't work. You just forget the time you were drinking, and the past comes back again. :(

C.G.B. Spender
21-12-2007, 14:22:37
It's called death

Greg W
21-12-2007, 14:24:13
Yeah, but there's no future in that.

C.G.B. Spender
21-12-2007, 14:25:11
It's your future

Tizzy
21-12-2007, 14:27:18
Originally posted by Greg W
No, that doesn't work. You just forget the time you were drinking, and the past comes back again. :(

Stay drunk :beer:

Greg W
21-12-2007, 14:27:52
Oooh, cool.It's a mister Death, dear. He's here about the reaping.

Greg W
21-12-2007, 14:28:41
Originally posted by Tizzy
Stay drunk :beer: Well, I guess I could afford to stay constantly drunk for a few months. If I sold the house.

Bob
21-12-2007, 14:30:58
In this great future, you canít forget your past

MoSe
21-12-2007, 14:37:38
The eternal sunshine of a pastless mind

Greg W
21-12-2007, 14:39:15
Damn. I just realised, it does exist. It's called Alzheimers. :(

Tizzy
21-12-2007, 14:42:57
You forgot about Alzheimers :lol:

Funko
21-12-2007, 14:43:36
:lol:

Greg W
21-12-2007, 14:47:05
I forgot about what now?

MoSe
21-12-2007, 14:59:49
sorry Red if that's unappropriate for those who have relatives suffering, but I must repeat now that classic joke, forgive me

"Darling, what was again the name of that german doctor I had lost my head for?"
"Alzheimer granny, ALZHEIMER!!!"

Funko
21-12-2007, 15:01:59
Yeah, my grandma is pretty gone these days.

Nills Lagerbaak
21-12-2007, 15:08:20
A woman walks into a Dr's Surgery, to pick up the results of her test.

Dr: I'm afraid it doesn't look good. You have cancer and alzheimers.

Woman: Well it's not all bad then!

Dr: How do you figure that?


Woman: Well, at least I don't have cancer!



...I know it's old, but do you know it's old??

MDA
21-12-2007, 15:11:15
Originally posted by Tizzy
You forgot about Alzheimers :lol:

Maybe he has Huntingdon's!

or Bell's Palsy!

Greg W
21-12-2007, 15:33:54
I'll ignore the obvious joke about Alsie's Palsy then. :cute:

MDA
21-12-2007, 16:27:34
I just wasted time setting it up then :mad: