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Resource Consumer
19-12-2007, 19:00:29
IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK......... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON..........you get three free meals a day.
AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...........you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...........you're often required to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON..........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...........you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...........you're not supposed to even speak to your family.

IN PRISON..........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
AT WORK...........you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ..........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they're called managers.

Vincent
19-12-2007, 19:42:34
AT WORK......free internet access and women (usually not free)

that's the secret.

Resource Consumer
19-12-2007, 19:44:10
you have women at work? Bastard. Try working in mining.

Vincent
19-12-2007, 19:45:00
Is that an innuendo?

Resource Consumer
19-12-2007, 19:47:07
no. A contradiction in office terms.

Vincent
19-12-2007, 19:48:51
You and your avatar should be happy

Resource Consumer
19-12-2007, 19:52:27
the sun always shines where the sun never shines

Vincent
19-12-2007, 19:53:46
stop mentioning Poly

Resource Consumer
19-12-2007, 19:55:34
there are those that think the sun always shines but where the sun never derserves to shine

Vincent
19-12-2007, 19:57:28
where the sun refuses to shine

Resource Consumer
19-12-2007, 19:58:32
where the sun is banned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vincent
19-12-2007, 19:59:50
for shining

Resource Consumer
19-12-2007, 20:01:59
for having an AE called the moon?

Frank
19-12-2007, 20:05:12
:rolleyes:

Vincent
19-12-2007, 20:05:28
Keith Moon!

Drekkus
19-12-2007, 20:07:03
Originally posted by Resource Consumer
IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK......... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON..........you get three free meals a day.
AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...........you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...........you're often required to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON..........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...........you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...........you're not supposed to even speak to your family.

IN PRISON..........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
AT WORK...........you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ..........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they're called managers.
before long, I will be a manager, mwahahahahaha

Resource Consumer
19-12-2007, 20:15:48
i can hear the keys jangle now

Drekkus
19-12-2007, 20:27:53
Plus i can play games and watch tv at work

LoD
19-12-2007, 21:00:43
The author of that list has obviously never worked at a university.

protein
19-12-2007, 21:13:56
or as a rockstar.