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Funko
18-12-2007, 09:46:58
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

27 for me.

C.G.B. Spender
18-12-2007, 09:52:37
24

Funko
18-12-2007, 09:53:44
Damn, I got worse.

Funko
18-12-2007, 09:54:07
It is harder to fight lying down.

C.G.B. Spender
18-12-2007, 09:55:19
I guess it's the Apolyton Hall of fame status that helps

Tizzy
18-12-2007, 09:57:09
Only 20. How did that happen? :tizzy:

Drekkus
18-12-2007, 10:15:18
I thought this was a flash game, where you could kick around 5 year old kids :(

But 21 for me.

Fistandantilus
18-12-2007, 10:22:06
12. What a wuss I am.

zmama
18-12-2007, 10:25:00
24

MoSe
18-12-2007, 10:27:10
in the US, 5 year olds use to carry a gun, so just one would be enough to kill me

MoSe
18-12-2007, 10:32:32
19.

only because I'm overweight and have no martial training

I complain there was no "I LOVE to smash kids' heads on a wall" option tho.

MoSe
18-12-2007, 10:35:07
the biggest rush of adrenaline I had in my life is when I felt under my tyres the crunch of a bunch of pigeons I managed to run over with my car, one morning at dawn getting home from disco

mr_B
18-12-2007, 10:38:01
Originally posted by Fistandantilus
12. What a wuss I am.

Provost Harrison
18-12-2007, 11:51:22
Just 20 for me.

Greg W
18-12-2007, 12:19:47
22 apparently. If they were on the bus though it'd be a different story as I'd have "home town" advantage.

mr_B
18-12-2007, 12:23:12
28

for me 5 year olds are in eyesight so easy to hit'm

Venom
18-12-2007, 12:47:49
I've had discussions about this with other people before, but we used 8 year olds instead.

Venom
18-12-2007, 12:50:15
39 for me. I think that's pretty accurate.

protein
18-12-2007, 12:54:58
33.

MDA
18-12-2007, 13:31:21
20

Kitsuki
18-12-2007, 14:07:07
29 for me.

Lurker the Second
18-12-2007, 14:56:21
27.

Also scored 100% on the "Do you know your booze" test, but maybe that's why I can only take on 27 five year olds.

Cruddy
18-12-2007, 18:26:35
Depends on the species. If it's a big predator like a lion, bear or tiger I wouldn't even dream of taking on a five year old.

EDIT: If you want the answer to the quiz... 502 Bad Gateway.

Even I don't think I'm THAT good. Probably an infecting virus sort of website, the sort that insists on emailing your credit card details to the entire population of Nigeria.

EDIT EDIT: Tried it again... 38. It would have been higher but I was honest about my age.

Beta1
18-12-2007, 20:46:58
31 Five year olds.

Its generally the 13-15 year olds who give me grief though.

I reckon I could still have a few of them.

Though not 31.

Venom
18-12-2007, 20:48:51
5 year olds are easy. One glancing shot and they're down. Once you get to the 8-9 year old range, they become a bit more resiliant and take a little more effort to take down. The swarm would get you as you would tire quickly.

Fistandantilus
18-12-2007, 20:56:30
You seem to have a lot of experience in this field.

Venom
18-12-2007, 21:15:02
I've punched a few toddlers in my day.

mr_B
18-12-2007, 21:16:25
jesjes he's a former professional paint ball playertje too

Venom
18-12-2007, 21:50:34
I've shot a few as well too.

Nav
18-12-2007, 22:37:52
26, and I thought throwing them would get me higher, arse!

Great domain name, shame the sell out bastards replaced the link in the html snippet to some 'sonography site'

Oerdin
18-12-2007, 23:12:29
28.

paiktis
19-12-2007, 12:52:52
23

MoSe
19-12-2007, 12:56:50
so far, only italians scored below 20

C.G.B. Spender
19-12-2007, 12:59:54
Stop talking about your IQs

Venom
19-12-2007, 13:03:14
Italians are bitches. I wonder if we factored in Italian 5 year olds, would the number double?

MoSe
19-12-2007, 13:17:03
not if they're from Naples streets

Fistandantilus
19-12-2007, 13:50:44
Originally posted by MoSe
so far, only italians scored below 20

I need to put on some weight so I can select the 'overweight' choice and score less than 10.

I'm working on it.

Bob
09-09-2008, 05:03:39
old

protein
09-09-2008, 06:21:41
34. my score has gone up by one.

MoSe
09-09-2008, 11:25:05
hmmm... 22

I wonder what made me improve from 19
I don't feel like I've changed any reply, or cheated...

Provost Harrison
09-09-2008, 11:30:34
I'm up to 25 now! That time in the gym is paying off :D

Bob
09-09-2008, 12:41:04
Originally posted by MoSe
hmmm... 22

I wonder what made me improve from 19
I don't feel like I've changed any reply, or cheated...
maybe it's mot you, it's the five years old.
Kids aren't what they were in my days!

No longer Trippin
10-09-2008, 20:05:19
32

Venom
11-09-2008, 00:26:52
I've gone down 6. Must be getting old.