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protein
12-12-2007, 18:55:47
this was quite a discussion on a reading forum. it was a surprise to me that there is more than one method.

so, after you've evacuated your bowels, do you wipe while remaining seated or do you stand up?

Venom
12-12-2007, 19:24:35
Let me beat everyone else to the punch....

Wipe?

fp
12-12-2007, 20:35:31
Bowels?

JM^3
12-12-2007, 21:25:10
depends?

JM

mr_B
12-12-2007, 22:45:49
sitting down?

JM^3
13-12-2007, 00:10:43
But what if it is a truck stop restroom?

JM

Greg W
13-12-2007, 03:12:52
Some people stand up afterwards and wipe their arse? :eek:

JM^3
13-12-2007, 07:40:36
You want to spend as little time near that toilet as possible.

Sometimes, you don't want to even touch done on the seat.

JM
(toilet paper or other seat protection is assumed)

Funko
13-12-2007, 08:46:06
Originally posted by Greg W
Some people stand up afterwards and wipe their arse? :eek:

This seems to be almost everyone's reaction, no matter which method they use they are shocked that people do it another way.

Wipey wipey.

protein
13-12-2007, 12:18:47
Originally posted by Greg W
Some people stand up afterwards and wipe their arse? :eek:

that was my exact reaction. apparently funko is a stander. i am a sitter.

Gramercy Riffs
13-12-2007, 12:21:24
Both.

Resource Consumer
13-12-2007, 12:23:09
depends if you are Japanese or not

Resource Consumer
13-12-2007, 12:24:09
http://www.guardian.co.uk/japan/story/0,,2226878,00.html

Dyl Ulenspiegel
13-12-2007, 12:32:15
Steht auf, wenn ihr Wischer seid, steht auf....

Drekkus
13-12-2007, 15:00:32
Originally posted by JM^3
depends?

JM :lol:

Funko
13-12-2007, 15:42:38
Originally posted by Gramercy Riffs
Both.

At the same time?!?!

Funko
13-12-2007, 15:44:09
Originally posted by protein
that was my exact reaction. apparently funko is a stander. i am a sitter.

My reaction was

Some people wipe their arse sitting down? :eek:

Fistandantilus
13-12-2007, 15:57:14
What about bidets?

mr_B
13-12-2007, 16:00:26
my nipples are hard

protein
13-12-2007, 16:09:40
why stand up when you can do it just as easily sitting down? it's a bit like squeezing the toothpaste from the middle in its inefficiency. </bait>

Funko
13-12-2007, 16:15:15
Easily? Whilst sitting down? :confused:

Funko
13-12-2007, 16:15:37
You have to stand up anyway, you don't stay on the toilet forever...

Lurker the Second
13-12-2007, 16:16:58
Which is sad.

Greg W
14-12-2007, 14:38:02
Originally posted by Funko
Easily? Whilst sitting down? :confused: More comfortably, and not a great deal more difficultly...

Funko
14-12-2007, 14:43:37
but you admit it's more diffficult.

Greg W
14-12-2007, 14:48:03
Yes and no. I should have added an "if at all" on the end of that. :cute:

MoSe
14-12-2007, 14:52:37
which end?

Funko
14-12-2007, 14:53:27
Would you have added it at the end from behind or through the legs? Folded or scrunched?

MoSe
14-12-2007, 15:00:07
Originally posted by Funko
Easily? Whilst sitting down? :confused:

from the other thread
http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=935058#post935058
well, I declared behind as it was the only option other than between, which I never did

I actually paid attention to it at first chance, and I realised that "behind" is to be intended in a general way.

Literally from behind (180°) would put too much strain on the shoulder articulation.
I realised I do it instead perfectly from the side (90°)

I sighlty raise my right buttock, and insert the right hand under it exactly from the right side, easily reaching up to where needed with the least effort. With a lateral wrist movement, the wiping is then done from front to back.

Ergonomic.

Funko
14-12-2007, 15:10:47
That doesn't sound easy.

Tizzy
14-12-2007, 15:12:57
It is.

Venom
14-12-2007, 15:18:49
Not if you're left handed, it isn't.

MoSe
14-12-2007, 15:22:51
but do you fully stand, or stop halfway in a semi-squatted position, just so that you raise from the toilet?

now I have that mental image of Funko half-standing, half-bent forward, leg muscles straining, neck veins bulging, wipey wipey

I wanna vomit my eyes off

Funko
14-12-2007, 15:24:13
Yeah, and the mental image of you wiping was very pleasant.

MOBIUS
14-12-2007, 15:29:07
Half and half…

Clean up the lion’s share sitting down and finish off standing up to provide easy inspection to know when I no longer need to wipey wipey…

Question is, how many of us are insulting Islam every time we wipey wipey right-handed?

BTW @ Drekkus’ :lol:

:lol:

Greg W
14-12-2007, 16:10:47
Originally posted by Tizzy
It is. You just wait till Mose raises his right buttocks, and the rest is easy for you? :hmm:

Greg W
14-12-2007, 16:12:36
Originally posted by MOBIUS
...finish off standing up to provide easy inspection to know when I no longer need to wipey wipey…Personally I just look at the toilet paper rather than try and visually inspect my arse.

Tizzy
14-12-2007, 16:13:41
Originally posted by Greg W
You just wait till Mose raises his right buttocks, and the rest is easy for you? :hmm:

For your own good I'll pretend you didn't say that.

Greg W
14-12-2007, 16:15:18
:lol:
You're just holding out for that wine, I know. :p

Tizzy
14-12-2007, 16:20:12
Someday, someday......

Greg W
14-12-2007, 16:22:15
Send me an Irish girl, and I shall do it posthaste. :D

Tizzy
14-12-2007, 16:23:29
Hang on, we had a deal. You can't suddenly change your terms now.

Greg W
14-12-2007, 16:25:13
I wasn't so much changing the terms as bargaining for a quicker resolution. :cute:

Tizzy
14-12-2007, 16:26:13
MY part of the deal is already resolved. So get to it.

MOBIUS
15-12-2007, 20:59:35
Originally posted by Greg W
Personally I just look at the toilet paper rather than try and visually inspect my arse.

That's what I mean too, but it's easier to check the paper standing than sitting down - lest you risk accidentally wiping yourself with, er, ex-yourself...

Greg W
16-12-2007, 10:02:16
Not really. You just need to get used to it. You forget, you're talking to a person that spent 21 years (less however long it was until I learned to do it myself) standing and wiping. It's not that hard to check without risking yourself.

Greg W
16-12-2007, 10:03:15
Originally posted by Tizzy
MY part of the deal is already resolved. So get to it. I said next time I come ot the UK. I haven't been there since, so technically my part hasn't had a chance to be fulfilled yet. As I said, I was bargaining for a quicker resolution. :p

Cruddy
17-12-2007, 18:38:39
Squatting removes the need to wipe.