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Katie Melua
29-11-2007, 21:37:04
-FACT!!!

Chris
29-11-2007, 22:21:46
And I don't own any of them-FACT!

Drekkus
30-11-2007, 08:15:17
not many songs make me change the radio channel, but that one does.

C.G.B. Spender
30-11-2007, 08:30:51
I got a brilliantly brilliant dutch biketje

Mr. Bas
30-11-2007, 09:35:11
you can ride it if you like!

mr_B
30-11-2007, 09:35:51
and ring your bell?

Lazy Lemonade
30-11-2007, 15:11:18
Doesn't everyone drive cars there now?

Tizzy
30-11-2007, 15:13:08
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
I got a brilliantly brilliant dutch biketje

Let Nav use it!

mr_B
30-11-2007, 15:14:14
jesjes near some heavy traffic

Caligastia
30-11-2007, 19:12:22
jes...jes?

Japher
01-12-2007, 03:08:37
I bet the Chinese DMV sucks worse than the one here... imagine the lines!

Caligastia
01-12-2007, 03:58:23
They don't know about lines in those countries. "Pushing in" is considered an art form.

King_Ghidra
03-12-2007, 10:41:35
Originally posted by Katie Melua
-FACT!!!

Beijing bicycle authority says over 10 million now. Time to re-record.

Resource Consumer
04-12-2007, 11:03:30
Is there a Beijing bicycle club?

Funko
04-12-2007, 11:06:39
I'm too lazy to register the AE but if I wasn't:

Katie Melua: There are 9 million bicycles in Beijing.

Alanis Morissette: But all I needed was a knife.

Shining1
04-12-2007, 11:26:43
Originally posted by Resource Consumer
Is there a Beijing bicycle club?

It's called the Chinese Communist Party?

MDA
04-12-2007, 11:55:02
Originally posted by Lazy Lemonade
Doesn't everyone drive cars there now?

They're buying a lot more oil, so I expect there are a lot more cars.

Funko
04-12-2007, 12:00:49
They are using a lot of it to fuel power stations and as raw materials for all the cheap plastic shit we buy.

MDA
04-12-2007, 13:25:03
well, the colored plastic stuff is a little safer than anything painted

a little

Shining1
04-12-2007, 21:13:06
There's a kind of (racist) genius to giving someone a bad design, then complaining when they come back having made exactly what was directed. =/

Funko
05-12-2007, 09:05:45
Oh, I blame us in the west entirely for our terrible taste and demand for cheap stuff.

MDA
05-12-2007, 11:43:39
I have a little experience with Chinese manufacturers, and they're just as susceptible as anyone else to cutting corners to increase a profit even when given good instructions. I don't think it has anything to do with race.

Shining1
05-12-2007, 13:43:49
How about just blaming the people who are actually responsible, instead of ironic comments about consumption and generalities about human nature?

Funko
05-12-2007, 13:50:16
I don't even understand what discussion we're having.

The Chinese demand for fuel has a lot to do with their increasing industrialisation which in turn is in a large part down to us in the west outsourcing most of our manufacturing to China because it's so much cheaper.

If we weren't getting our shit manufactured cheaply in China we'd get it manufactured slightly more expensively somewhere else.

The only reason I specfied plastic shit specifically is that the plastic is also made from petrochemicals.

I don't see how anyone's made any negative slur about the Chinese, or about people in general. Unless wanting to buy stuff cheaply is a slur.

Cruddy
05-12-2007, 14:34:12
Your shit gets manufactured in China?

Of course... why use your own bowels when you can rent someone else's.

As for the bicycles - 10 million is not a lot for the number of Chinese. I mean, if they had to evacuate in a hurry that's 5 people per bike - unrealistic even by Asian standards.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
05-12-2007, 14:44:16
Where would you get the extra 40 million people form? Bus them into Beijing to evacuate them 5 per bike?

MoSe
10-12-2007, 17:18:05
Originally posted by Cruddy
I mean, if they had to evacuate in a hurry that's 5 people per bike - unrealistic even by Asian standards.

http://www.haikutimes.com/bike_acrobats.jpg

Cruddy
10-12-2007, 17:38:14
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
Where would you get the extra 40 million people form?

The Chinese beauracracy are only too glad to supply the correct form, providing you fill in the appropriate request form, in triplicate, in Chinese, and signed by both your grandmothers.

MoSe
10-12-2007, 17:54:56
what if your parents had been adopted by gay couples and you have 4 granpas?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
10-12-2007, 18:18:43
No bike for you!