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maroule
26-11-2007, 10:50:32
Carambar, a french sweet ultra famous because of the crap jokes inside the wrapping, is making a contest to renew its old jokes

http://t-s.podemus.net/Carambar.gif

Help me win it! I'll keep the 20 euros their offer, but the glory will be yours!

My entry so far

Two printer salesmen walk in the savannah. They're sweating under the sun in their costumes when suddenly they see a lion approaching. The first one starts taking off his shoes frantically. The second says
- that's stupid, you won't run faster than the lion
- No, but I'll run faster than you

ta boom tish!!!


any suggestion (can't be sexual, racial or religious, these are jokes for kids)

Do your worst!!! Crap jokes encouraged (no play on words, I'll have to translate in French)

C.G.B. Spender
26-11-2007, 11:06:32
"Darling, I accidently swallowed my hair brush"
"Never mind, I'll buy you another one"

maroule
26-11-2007, 11:12:09
I like it

C.G.B. Spender
26-11-2007, 11:16:25
Shit

Funko
26-11-2007, 11:17:22
Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

She didn't have any arms.

mr_B
26-11-2007, 11:23:39
It's yellow and Black but actual not quite like trlalala

maya the maybee

Funko
26-11-2007, 11:25:33
What's long brown and sticky?

A shit.

maroule
26-11-2007, 11:26:40
I didn't get mr_B's

Funko's one is too English

Funko
26-11-2007, 11:28:31
How people without a sense of humour does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.

Funko
26-11-2007, 11:30:43
Two (English) cows in a field. First cow: "What do you think about all this mad cow disease business then?"
Second cow: "Doesn't bother me, I'm a helicopter."

C.G.B. Spender
26-11-2007, 11:30:50
Watch out, it may be hot!

mr_B
26-11-2007, 11:33:47
It's black and white and lives in a tree.


a nest young cows

maroule
26-11-2007, 11:34:16
Originally posted by Funko
Two (English) cows in a field. First cow: "What do you think about all this mad cow disease business then?"
Second cow: "Doesn't bother me, I'm a helicopter."


:lol:

Funko
26-11-2007, 11:34:37
Do you want me to translate this into English so you can translate it into French?

Chris
26-11-2007, 11:36:29
OK, here you go:

A dutch guy answers a personel.

After wasting hours and his money, the girl tells him:

"You are not smart enough for me."

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This joke is based on true events.

maroule
26-11-2007, 11:40:17
Originally posted by Funko
Do you want me to translate this into English so you can translate it into French?

if you're refering to mrB's, yes, gladly

mr_B
26-11-2007, 11:41:25
Originally posted by Chris
OK, here you go:

A dutch guy answers a personel.

After wasting hours and his money, the girl tells him:

"You are not smart enough for me."

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This joke is based on true events. that one is soooo funny :lol:

Chris
26-11-2007, 11:42:27
True story of a loser.

Greg W
26-11-2007, 11:42:44
Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting c...

Mooooooo!

Hmm, probably a more audial joke.

Funko
26-11-2007, 11:43:14
Originally posted by mr_B
It's black and white and lives in a tree.


a nest young cows

What's black and white and lives in a tree?

A nest of young cows.

mr_B
26-11-2007, 11:44:17
:lol:

that one is funny man

Japher
01-12-2007, 03:28:41
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Want to ride bikes


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Why was the guy arrested for throwing his rude clone of a cliff?

He made an obscene clone fall!

Caligastia
01-12-2007, 04:02:18
What's French, smelly, and posts on internet discussion forums?

Koshko
01-12-2007, 07:08:38
2 Jews walk into a bar and buy it.
They open up the area's first Juice bar.

Lazarus and the Gimp
01-12-2007, 08:00:37
What's French, smelly and shits in the woods?


Camembears

Greg W
01-12-2007, 17:20:55
:lol:

Funko
03-12-2007, 09:52:33
:lol: