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Greg W
23-11-2007, 23:56:26
So. Ahem. Being a bus driver, you often come accross cars parked in bus zones. Often with nobody in them. If there's someone in them, you beep your horn until they move. But if there's nobody in them, well...

I think I learnt some bad habits off the other bus drivers, because recently I have taken up a (seemingly) fairly common bus driver habit. And that is to manouver your bus in such a way as to take their mirror off. Kind of as punishment for parking in the bus stop.

So, does this make me a bad man? :cute:

(and yes, it is multiple choice, so everyone can vote to kick me in the balls!)

mr_B
24-11-2007, 10:04:35
NAZI BURDRIVER, THAT'S PATHETIC

Dyl Ulenspiegel
24-11-2007, 10:41:17
Do you collect the mirrors and put them on the wall as trophies?

Shining1
24-11-2007, 13:00:30
That's actually fairly skilled work maneuvering a bus like that, so yeah, good job! =)

Oerdin
24-11-2007, 16:20:02
I checked all four options just for the hell of it. I'm a rebel.

Vincent
24-11-2007, 21:09:42
Is there another way to drive busses?

Greg W
25-11-2007, 23:30:11
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
Do you collect the mirrors and put them on the wall as trophies? :lol: No.Originally posted by Shining1
That's actually fairly skilled work maneuvering a bus like that, so yeah, good job! =) Yeah, it ain't the easiest thing in the world, and often you end up missing rather than getting too close and sideswiping their car. :cute:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
26-11-2007, 08:55:29
Originally posted by Greg W
:lol: No.

Then, you are not a bad man. You're a pussy.

Tizzy
26-11-2007, 09:31:16
People should not park at bus stops. But I voted to kick you in the balls anyway.

Greg W
26-11-2007, 11:37:03
My poor balls. :(Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
Then, you are not a bad man. You're a pussy. Well, normally you only damage them really badly. I guess the term "taking them off" was a bit of a misnomer. It's really hard to actually knock one off, though I have done it a couple of times with big 4wd/truck mirrors.

As to picking up the trophies, there's cameras on the busses, and getting out to collect them would be an admission of sorts, so that's not goign to happen.

Funko
26-11-2007, 11:39:04
So, Gregory W******k bus driver from Sydney, you deliberately commit criminal damage on cars with your bus do you?

Chris
26-11-2007, 11:40:32
He should be kicked just for having a stupid name like Woodstock.

maroule
26-11-2007, 11:43:02
Originally posted by Funko
So, XXXX XXXXX bus driver from Sydney, you deliberately commit criminal damage on cars with your bus do you?

what, you didn't put his address and picture?

Funko
26-11-2007, 11:44:27
I was going to edit out his full name in a minute once he'd seen it, but thanks for quoting. :)

mr_B
26-11-2007, 11:46:01
Gregory Woolenwillywarmerdstock bus driver from Sydney what is your adress social security number and your credit card number?

C.G.B. Spender
26-11-2007, 11:46:13
WTF is Gregory Woollenwillywarmerstock?

Chris
26-11-2007, 11:46:19
Are you saying greg is so dumb he wouldn't know it was him unless you wrote out his full name?

C.G.B. Spender
26-11-2007, 11:47:09
Greg's name is Gregory Woollenwillywarmerstock?

King_Ghidra
26-11-2007, 11:49:27
Well his full name is Gregory Woodstock Festival

C.G.B. Spender
26-11-2007, 11:50:44
Gregory Ian Chant Woollenwillywarmerstock Festival

mr_B
26-11-2007, 11:51:25
Woodstock 1969 Music & Art Festival

C.G.B. Spender
26-11-2007, 11:52:15
I always thought his first name was Arthur. Strange

King_Ghidra
26-11-2007, 12:02:29
Arthur Strange Gregory Ian Chant Woodstock 1969 Music & Art Festival

Funko
26-11-2007, 12:03:43
And to give him his full title

King Arthur Strange Gregory Ian Chant Woollenwillywarmerstock 1969 Music & Art Festival

C.G.B. Spender
26-11-2007, 12:04:53
... of Ulm

Funko
26-11-2007, 12:06:11
King Arthur Strange Gregory Ian Chant Woollenwillywarmerstock 1969 Music & Art Festival of Ulm Van Roode.

Greg W
26-11-2007, 12:14:32
Jeese, only my mother calls me by my full name.Originally posted by mr_B
**** **** bus driver from **** what is your adress social security number and your credit card number? We don't have social security numbers.

And thanks all for putting my full name up there, should make it easy for search engines to find me in the near future. :rolleyes:

mr_B
26-11-2007, 12:27:03
Originally posted by mr_B
Gregory Woolenwillywarmerdstock bus driver from Sydney what is your adress social security number and your credit card number?

MoSe
26-11-2007, 13:57:40
Originally posted by Greg W
easy for search engines to find me in the near future. :rolleyes:

why just near?

MoSe
26-11-2007, 14:03:00
.

Greg W
26-11-2007, 14:54:57
Originally posted by MoSe
why just near? In the far future, who cares?

Slartybartfast
26-11-2007, 14:55:37
I do.

Koshko
26-11-2007, 19:49:48
Originally posted by Funko
King Arthur Strange Gregory Ian Chant Woollenwillywarmerstock 1969 Music & Art Festival of Ulm Van Roode.

Nickname: Shortbus.

paiktis
26-11-2007, 21:54:48
On the question at hand I'd say it's an ambivalent ethical matter.

paiktis
26-11-2007, 22:01:09
So I'll just kick him in the balls.

Drekkus
27-11-2007, 11:08:27
Originally posted by Funko
King Arthur Strange Gregory Ian Chant Woollenwillywarmerstock 1969 Music & Art Festival of Ulm Van Roode. I think if I get a second son, I will call him that.