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mr_B
19-11-2007, 10:53:48
:lol:
aint got the time to post the story now but it is a brilliantly brilliant story.
and so was/is she

Resource Consumer
19-11-2007, 11:43:17
there are girls on Poly? I thought there were only geeks.

MDA
19-11-2007, 12:28:34
just guys pretending to be girls, this is the internet

Venom
19-11-2007, 13:02:18
Awwww, they mey on the internet.

Tizzy
19-11-2007, 13:42:51
mey

Venom
19-11-2007, 14:11:11
You heard me!

Lurker the Second
19-11-2007, 15:51:09
I hate to break it to you G, but Dan Q is not a girl.

Drekkus
20-11-2007, 09:41:08
Originally posted by mr_B
:lol:
aint got the time to post the story now but it is a brilliantly brilliant story.
and so was/is he/she can't wait to hear that one

Tizzy
20-11-2007, 09:54:11
Someone find that man some time

Drekkus
20-11-2007, 09:57:43
I'm especially curious how he met someone from poly

Tizzy
20-11-2007, 10:03:37
Damnit, if it wasn't such a PHD (and if Venom hadn't posted) the answer to that would be "on the internet"

Scabrous Birdseed
20-11-2007, 10:04:23
It's you, Tizzy, isn't it. :hmm:

Drekkus
20-11-2007, 10:06:12
Originally posted by Tizzy
Damnit, if it wasn't such a PHD (and if Venom hadn't posted) the answer to that would be "on the internet" That would mean he would still hang out at poly.

C.G.B. Spender
20-11-2007, 10:09:25
He's just a liar.

Tizzy
20-11-2007, 10:11:26
Originally posted by Scabrous Birdseed
It's you, Tizzy, isn't it. :hmm:

He wishes.

mr_B
20-11-2007, 10:55:06
ooops my pants are on fire

C.G.B. Spender
20-11-2007, 11:34:19
great story so far

MOBIUS
20-11-2007, 12:36:15
Originally posted by mr_B
ooops my pants are on fire

Wow, that's pretty fast for sexually transmitted diseases to strike...:eek:

Tizzy
20-11-2007, 12:39:46
Don't be ridiculous, everyone knows nerds never get laid. He probably dropped his cigarette.

Drekkus
20-11-2007, 12:44:34
Go see the doctorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

mr_B
20-11-2007, 15:11:32
WHY?

the shrink perhapsiekiedeeeej?

Greg W
21-11-2007, 00:01:55
Hmm, mr_B went to a poly meet? :hmm:

Chris
21-11-2007, 01:16:13
So you admit you and PH are a couple now?

Funko
21-11-2007, 11:04:39
He wishes.

Venom
21-11-2007, 12:45:09
Which one?

Chris
21-11-2007, 23:53:20
Both.

Funko
22-11-2007, 09:19:42
I think Mr_B must have already seen the shrink.

mr_B
22-11-2007, 09:25:37
yup

a nice women who showed me dirty pics.
first pic she showed me was a circle, she asked me what i saw in that picture....I answered...hmmmm a circle room full of nekkid women. she frowsned a bitje
Then she showed me a square and asked me the same question..... I said hmmm a square room full of nekkid women.
her conclusion was that i was oversexed a bitje.
I told her it takes one to know one showing me alllll those dirty pictures

Funko
22-11-2007, 09:28:26
:lol: Old joke but a good one.

Funko
22-11-2007, 09:28:52
Originally posted by Funko
I think Mr_B must have already seen the shrink.

Oerdin - I mean, because he's short.

mr_B
22-11-2007, 09:31:28
nonono Venom is short, he's below average too

Venom
23-11-2007, 02:31:39
I'm taller than you kleintje!

Chris
23-11-2007, 04:45:34
CG has seen it's gayest day, Venom is speaking Dutch.

Greg W
23-11-2007, 13:18:38
Hmm, is that really gayer than Venom in the pink shirt? :hmm:

zmama
23-11-2007, 13:42:22
yes even gayer


frightening

Tizzy
23-11-2007, 13:48:00
Just imagine.... Venom speaking Dutch WHILE WEARING A PINK SHIRT

zmama
23-11-2007, 14:12:17
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Funko
23-11-2007, 14:12:48
I WANT TO KNOW THE STORY!

mr_B
23-11-2007, 14:15:13
wich one?

mr_B
23-11-2007, 14:15:38
didn't i told you the story ?
at msn orrrr something?

mr_B
23-11-2007, 14:16:02
it's a pretty pretty good story

Tizzy
23-11-2007, 14:20:16
You didn't tell me. Tell me!

mr_B
23-11-2007, 14:21:33
so you are not in the know

mr_B
23-11-2007, 14:23:35
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Sorry- serious thread time.

Tizzy
23-11-2007, 14:37:59
Originally posted by mr_B
so you are not in the know

<--
jesjes, that's what it says

mr_B
23-11-2007, 14:40:39
What he's suggesting, I think, if I translate, is that we work out what we think the all time best England team, Italy team, Dutch team etc would be.

Tizzy
23-11-2007, 14:41:37
I know about that

Lazy Lemonade
23-11-2007, 16:02:57
I am not Polly. But I am single now. ;)

Greg W
23-11-2007, 23:39:38
mr_B. Tell us all the Poly girl story.

mr_B
26-11-2007, 10:04:17
Last weekend I met a girl from a dating site.
She looked really really hot and had a great profile (you know the thingys she wrote down aboot herself)
She is an artist, likes culture and whiskey, really important is smaller than me and has a great body.
So after a few phonecalls we would have our date in Delft were I lived for 10 years before I went to Rotterdam.
Delft is a nice small city were most of the bar owners do the Norm thing from Cheers. Hey mr G want a beer??
So I made reservations at a restaurant near one of the houses I lived in when I went to draw- glue and colouring Uni.
So we should have diner and that would be that.
Standing at Delft station waiting for that girl.
Now thatís funny.
Imagine me standing there (this taaim zipper closed) looking at all the women entering the staion and having some phewwwwws.
So we went to the pub and drank a nice whiskey and introduced ourselves, I was really really impressed about her looks and I thought from that moment she really could it. Or in other words, jesjes thatís fokkable.
The restaurant, well something changed there in 10 years, what was a nice cosy steakhouse now was a French restaurant and very very poshy, I donít mind cause I like the French kitchen and absolutely like those nice sancerre wine those surrendering bastards make.
Normally I can make conversation very easy but with this girl that was not necessary she looked laaik a word waterfall.
So I made some seriously serious jesjes-es and uhhuh-s.
Sentence 3 she told me her IQ was 160, now I always think itís funny when people mentioning their IQ, I guess on a clear day I almost can touch my 100.
She told me her kid was highly gifted and more of those boring things, so now itís nine oÁlock and I really get a bit annoyed about nagging over IQís. Funny thingy was about designing, normally every designer (including Frank OíGehry) makes a first design and then throw that one in the waste basket and starts all over again, NOT THE BRILLANTLY BRILLIANT girl, (she is following some architecture classes now) she starts with one piece of paper and then that first design is IT. And her professors didnít get it.
So I was looking at my ohone a lot to see what time it was and I I could get the 21.30 train to Utrecht to visit the smartlappen festival and get really really drunk.
So after desert and hearing about 40 times how hard it is to have an IQ of 160 I got the cheque and wanted to say goodbye and pleez get over yourself and you polybrain.
So we are outside and she is getting comfy holding my arm looked me straight in the eyes telling me itís so nice talking to you. I was looking at her fine breast when she asked me if we would go to a pub to drink some whiskey. I was thinking what the heck, I could go for another 30 times mentioning her IQ and then get laid but sitting in the pub I couldnít.
So I said goodbye and told her we should keep in touch and so on.
So after three days I gave her a phonecall and then we had the best conversation evah, I told her I didnít think we should see eachother and go on and so then she started to sniff and cry a bitje and said, I DONííT THINK YOU ARE SCHJMART ENOUGH FOR ME. :lol:

Funko
26-11-2007, 10:08:19
:lol:

Drekkus
26-11-2007, 10:36:38
:lol:

'I think you aren't smart enough for me' is the best poly line ever!!!!!!!!

C.G.B. Spender
26-11-2007, 10:38:03
T'is true though!

Chris
26-11-2007, 11:31:28
She's right, you aern't.

Greg W
26-11-2007, 11:46:20
:lol: tres ammusement

King_Ghidra
26-11-2007, 11:48:29
for someone with an iq of 160 she sure is a dumb bitch

Chris
26-11-2007, 11:50:33
Yet she still found mr g lacking.

C.G.B. Spender
26-11-2007, 11:52:48
Don't we all?

mr_B
26-11-2007, 11:53:59
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
for someone with an iq of 160 she sure is a dumb bitch :beer:
Mikes comment was really funny, you should have said after she told you 40 times about her IQ jesjes you told me allready, are you dumb ?

Chris
26-11-2007, 11:54:19
Everyone except greg w it would seem.

MDA
26-11-2007, 12:01:13
best date story ever! :lol:

C.G.B. Spender
26-11-2007, 12:06:06
Um ... I got an IQ of 155 .. um .. is that more than 160?"

Greg W
26-11-2007, 12:11:42
Originally posted by Chris
Everyone except greg w it would seem. :hmm:

mr_B
26-11-2007, 12:12:12
Originally posted by Chris
Everyone except greg w it would seem. you meant Gregory Woolenwillywarmerdstock

Funko
26-11-2007, 12:13:12
Other suggestions from MSN:

"That's pretty good for a girl isn't it"
"But more importantly you have perfect breasts"
(this comes from an additional detail I got when I heard the story on MSN)

Greg W
26-11-2007, 12:17:30
Originally posted by mr_B
you meant **** ****:rolleyes:

mr_B
26-11-2007, 12:25:08
Originally posted by mr_B
you meant Gregory Woolenwillywarmerdstock

Greg W
26-11-2007, 12:27:01
Thank you. :)

Frozen Frog
26-11-2007, 12:32:08
She would be perfect for Asher

Greg W
26-11-2007, 12:33:01
Nah, she wouldn't be smart enough for him.

maroule
26-11-2007, 12:39:43
:lol:
good story

MoSe
26-11-2007, 13:13:55
Originally posted by Tizzy
Just imagine.... Venom speaking Dutch WHILE WEARING A PINK SHIRT

...and a kilt?

MoSe
26-11-2007, 13:14:34
I wonder which tartan goes well with a pink shirt

MDA
26-11-2007, 13:15:03
all of them

Tizzy
26-11-2007, 13:24:28
Kilts are not gay - FACT!

C.G.B. Spender
26-11-2007, 13:25:07
best joke ever

Gregory Woodsock
26-11-2007, 13:30:02
no way

Lurker the Second
26-11-2007, 19:16:08
So basically mr.G is gay is what I'm taking from that story.

mr_B
26-11-2007, 19:28:29
jes and dumber than dumb

Lurker the Second
26-11-2007, 19:31:27
But not so dumb that he would build a bridge under water or a car with square wheels or anything like that.

mr_B
26-11-2007, 19:48:06
no no no not that dumb

JM^3
26-11-2007, 20:43:01
I think IQ is stupid.

JM

Slartybartfast
26-11-2007, 20:54:01
Originally posted by mr_B
:lol:
aint got the time to post the story now but it is a brilliantly brilliant story.
and so was/is she

Mr G has joined the poly dating service? Hope it turns out better then the other poly matches we've had around here. ;)

maroule
27-11-2007, 08:53:01
maybe I've left the dating scene too long ago, but I distinctly remember having dinners with a lot of women whose conversations I did not enjoy... but that was never a reason to pass the chance to have sex... maybe, growing older, I would have changed, though...


but most probably I would have though "I went through the agony of a dinner with this imbecile, so now I'm gonna break her chocolate box big time"

Tizzy
27-11-2007, 08:58:16
Ah, the French are so romantic

C.G.B. Spender
27-11-2007, 09:29:10
MrB should have left after she mentioned her polyesque IQ. Ater that I'd recommend some serious wanking. And playing an appropriate computer game, like Hellgat London, where you can shoot female zombies. Also fat male zombies, which is a little disturbing to me.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
27-11-2007, 09:52:24
Originally posted by maroule
but most probably I would have though "I went through the agony of a dinner with this imbecile, so now I'm gonna break her chocolate box big time"

And told her "you know, somewhere in the chocolate box, there's your IQ-point."

mr_B
27-11-2007, 09:57:18
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
MrB should have left after she mentioned her polyesque IQ. Ater that I'd recommend some serious wanking. And playing an appropriate computer game, like Hellgat London, where you can shoot female zombies. Also fat male zombies, which is a little disturbing to me. you are soooo right

C.G.B. Spender
27-11-2007, 09:59:26
as usual

mr_B
27-11-2007, 10:08:33
you funko you

C.G.B. Spender
27-11-2007, 10:15:04
funko u 2

maroule
27-11-2007, 10:27:26
Originally posted by Tizzy
Ah, the French are so romantic


exactly, being romantic is thinking but not saying it out loud

Drekkus
27-11-2007, 10:35:06
Originally posted by maroule
maybe I've left the dating scene too long ago, but I distinctly remember having dinners with a lot of women whose conversations I did not enjoy... but that was never a reason to pass the chance to have sex... maybe, growing older, I would have changed, though...


but most probably I would have though "I went through the agony of a dinner with this imbecile, so now I'm gonna break her chocolate box big time" :lol: My thoughts exactely. I must admit that probably more than half of all the women I slept with I had no intellectual interest in.

King_Ghidra
27-11-2007, 10:35:38
:D love it maroule

C.G.B. Spender
27-11-2007, 10:38:10
Originally posted by Drekkus
:lol: My thoughts exactely. I must admit that probably more than half of all the women I slept with I had no intellectual interest in. Ah, you are married ...

Drekkus
27-11-2007, 10:38:45
I am??

C.G.B. Spender
27-11-2007, 10:53:34
Oh, I thought you said you had no intellectual interest in the woman you sleep with. Sorry

Drekkus
27-11-2007, 11:00:27
Sorry doesn't cut it, mister. This means WAR!

C.G.B. Spender
27-11-2007, 11:02:40
Sorry sorry

Drekkus
27-11-2007, 11:06:11
Ah, now we're getting somewhere

C.G.B. Spender
27-11-2007, 11:07:43
and you can keep your bike that way!

Drekkus
27-11-2007, 11:12:29
what, you mean with all the dirt?

C.G.B. Spender
27-11-2007, 11:18:28
The dirt you posted before?

MoSe
27-11-2007, 11:27:21
Originally posted by Drekkus
Ah, now we're getting somewhere In a room, you two?