View Full Version : The Nazometer

C.G.B. Spender
15-11-2007, 09:23:18
Oh, the nazis are back again!

Schmid & Pocher, german comedians, invented a Nazometer for their TV show, to pevent them facing a Eva Hermann desaster - she said in her book, not everything was bad back then, Nazis just loved mothers (1).

The device detcts dangerous keywords like "Autobahn", "shower" or "gas stove" and gives a warning.

And - voilą! - there are the protesters! The brutalty of the joke. Mocking millions of tortured and murdered people, using them as a vehicle for cheap and tasteless jokes! There's nothing funny about the Nazis!

Whoa. I bet they have a Hammerzeit!
(1) Hmm, except jewish mothers of course

15-11-2007, 09:36:48
:lol: That's actually funny.

They should talk to Poly about using their filter.

15-11-2007, 09:41:42
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
There's nothing funny about the Nazis!

So they didn't show Allo Allo in Germany?

C.G.B. Spender
15-11-2007, 09:43:04
Yes, but we don't laugh about it

15-11-2007, 09:43:23
Nor do we.

C.G.B. Spender
15-11-2007, 09:45:50
The only show we laughed about was "Upstairs, Downstairs". But there were no jews in it

15-11-2007, 10:03:55
In honesty, everybody's talking about the jews and all, but those nazi's were no nice guys either.

C.G.B. Spender
15-11-2007, 10:06:49
Will you please stop insulting my grandparents!

15-11-2007, 10:09:25
Maybe if you gave him his grandparents bikes back he'd be nicer.

C.G.B. Spender
15-11-2007, 10:10:47
Wo needs a bike in a small country like that!

C.G.B. Spender
15-11-2007, 10:12:04
They can buy it back though


15-11-2007, 11:08:06
:lol: What a nose for smart sales

This one is far cooler


C.G.B. Spender
15-11-2007, 11:13:45
If you got very short legs

15-11-2007, 11:20:10
The seat can be extracted to match your lenght

C.G.B. Spender
15-11-2007, 11:24:19
but will it still be cool?

15-11-2007, 11:52:00
You are always cool, no matter what bike you ride

C.G.B. Spender
15-11-2007, 11:53:51
Yeah, right. That's what everyone keeps telling me. OK.

C.G.B. Spender
15-11-2007, 11:57:58
It's not that I'm a fat grey-bearded old german bastard, right?

15-11-2007, 12:08:08
not just that

15-11-2007, 12:13:25
Who wouldn't find a fat grey-bearded old german bastard on a bike cool???

15-11-2007, 12:16:10
I'd photoshop a sybian in place of that bicycle seat, but I'm lazy. Probably not a good idea to google sybian at work anyway

15-11-2007, 12:24:07
A bicycle driven sybian.

15-11-2007, 12:35:03
round and round she goes, where she stops, no one knows