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Lurker the Second
09-11-2007, 05:08:08
Vegas (meaning me) has set the over/under on when someone eats food or drink in Venom's new wheels. The line is two weeks. Place your bets.

Personally, I'm guessing he'll just have such a sloppy fart one day he'll rub catsup and mayonaisse all over the seat to hide the smell (and perhaps the stain).

Koshko
09-11-2007, 06:21:16
It's hard to stain a tricycle.

mr_B
09-11-2007, 07:11:41
BET''YA

Funko
09-11-2007, 09:30:24
Definitely over 2 weeks.

1. He doesn't use it every day.
2. He won't eat in it.
3. He doesn't have any friends so no-one else will eat in it.
4. He'll now deliberately go and eat in it just so I lose.

mr_B
09-11-2007, 09:41:27
5. well
6. jesjes
7. dammit
8. maaik is a loser

Venom
09-11-2007, 12:44:55
Originally posted by Funko
Definitely over 2 weeks.

1. He doesn't use it every day.
2. He won't eat in it.
3. He doesn't have any friends so no-one else will eat in it.
4. He'll now deliberately go and eat in it just so I lose.

You know me all too well. Except that I also already bet the over so I can't do it just to spite you.

Funko
09-11-2007, 12:45:23
Sweet. :beer:

MoSe
09-11-2007, 12:52:38
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
(and perhaps the stain).

what do you mean perhaps

Venom
09-11-2007, 12:54:29
I did drive it today however. And the new hot girl totally saw me too. It was awesome. She even looked at me!

zmama
09-11-2007, 13:16:39
Running over her foot doesn't count

maroule
09-11-2007, 13:47:28
Originally posted by Venom
I did drive it today however. And the new hot girl totally saw me too. It was awesome. She even looked at me!

and jumped out of the way to avoid being run over

morality: don't masturbate and drive

Drekkus
09-11-2007, 14:01:04
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Vegas (meaning me) has set the over/under on when someone eats food or drink in Venom's new wheels.

Took me 3 reads to understand that.

Venom
09-11-2007, 14:13:41
Originally posted by zmama
Running over her foot doesn't count

How else was I supposed to get her attention?

Lurker the Second
09-11-2007, 16:07:26
Originally posted by Drekkus
Took me 3 reads to understand that.

You're just not hip enough.

MoSe
09-11-2007, 16:30:11
Originally posted by maroule
morality: don't masturbate and drive

Why?
Actually.... naaah, you don't want to know it.

I'll only tell you one thing: 120 km/h (75mph)

have a nice weekend

maroule
09-11-2007, 17:04:42
you were trying to change gears, repeatedly

MDA
09-11-2007, 17:11:30
still using the "knock her down on the playground" method of meeting women?

JM^3
09-11-2007, 20:13:14
Last time anything worked for me.

I couldn't understand Lurker either.

JM

MDA
13-11-2007, 13:00:51
Venom too, just last week.

Venom
13-11-2007, 14:45:14
I have driven the car to work today. There will be food IN the car. Will anyone eat said food?

MoSe
13-11-2007, 15:35:40
dead or alive?

Tizzy
13-11-2007, 15:39:50
If he's got someone dead in his car, he's got bigger problems than getting crumbs on the seats.

Funko
13-11-2007, 15:43:12
Yeah, they leak all kinds of bodily fluids.

MoSe
13-11-2007, 15:46:19
the food I meant.

I figure you all use to eat most of your food dead, and that causes you no problems

I thought maybe Venom's food could be alive

Funko
13-11-2007, 15:46:55
How can you eat food when you are dead? Stupid MoSe.

MoSe
13-11-2007, 15:47:12
Originally posted by Funko
Yeah, they leak all kinds of bodily fluids.


live people do too

Funko
13-11-2007, 15:48:10
Good point.

Venom
13-11-2007, 16:39:56
no food was eaten in the car.

MoSe
13-11-2007, 16:42:07
not even foo food

MDA
14-11-2007, 11:33:50
faux food?

MoSe
14-11-2007, 11:37:14
http://japan.fjordaan.net/med_set1/0359.jpg

Venom
14-11-2007, 12:42:07
We almost had a disasterous situation. I found a Kit-Kat secreted away in one of the storage compartments. It was mostly melted, but it did not escape the surly bonds of its packaging. The car is ok.

King_Ghidra
14-11-2007, 13:07:17
'surly bonds'? hello lord byron

Venom
14-11-2007, 13:08:29
I've been reading. Books this time.

King_Ghidra
14-11-2007, 13:11:24
Not while driving i hope.

Venom
14-11-2007, 13:24:22
Books on CD.

MoSe
14-11-2007, 13:26:22
reading audiobooks

Tizzy
14-11-2007, 13:28:53
Reading the title takes him all day

MoSe
14-11-2007, 13:30:54
audiopornbooks

in braille

Lurker the Second
14-11-2007, 16:26:23
So instead of food or drink in the car .....

alsieboo
14-11-2007, 20:27:45
But how can we be sure he's telling the truth? I think someone should be watching him.

Venom
14-11-2007, 20:34:31
No one is brave enough for that job.

LoD
14-11-2007, 20:35:00
I wonder who secreted that ~Kit-Kat~.

alsieboo
14-11-2007, 20:36:54
Me + Me

LoD
14-11-2007, 20:40:05
It's so nice to be self-sufficient, isn't it?