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mr_B
29-10-2007, 09:45:16
27 October 5.30 am
wakey wakey, drank 4 very very black coffee and start to iron my new pink shirt for this special occasion.
leaving the app. at 6.15 to catch my 6.50 flight.
Stopped a taxi at 6.18 at the coolsingel to bring me to the airport (the nice little Rotterdam airport)

6.30 arrived at the airport, smoked one cigarette and checked in (this all in 2 minutes because I was a little late), got in line for the customstralala where at a moment a woman named Ling had to go before me because otherwise she was late for boarding (the nice ppl of Rdam airport asked her to hurry hurry)
So at 6.40 and 5secods I was at the gate to board my plane and the lady at the desk said I was late.
I couldn’t help it to make a bad joke, my sharp answer at that moment was: well not at this hour.
So finally she would not let me get aboard my plane because I was 5 seconds late. (better use your charme and not make a joke) BTW the woman named Ling was on my flight too.

Went back to the KLM desk to get another flight where the fat lady at the other side of the desk told me smiling that I could be on the 5 o’clock plane to Heathrow, I gently told her that that was a little late and then she looked at her screen and said without blinking an eye that there was space at the 8.15 flight from Schiphol to Heathrow. Then I told the lady that I probably needed a plane to Amsterdam to get that flight. Well after a few laughs I asked her if there was a solution to this little annoying matter.
Jesjes there was………………………………..booking a oneway ticket to Stansted flying with Transavia.

So I got a plane to the island……………WOOOOO that was 120 euros well spent.

Stansted………airport 3 of London……HELL NO, it’s a fokkin’ hour by train to get to the side of London, In my little flat country an hour trainride will get me nearly to the other side of the country.

So Stansted……..train to Liverpoolstreet…….tube to Paddington………train to Reading. Another 30 euros plus WELL SPENT. I was getting travelinfo from Funko and Tizzy by text, they were very very happy when I texted them awake with the message…..I missed my plane-the.

Arriving at Reading station, in the mean time Funko was getting Venom at airport tralalalala (don’t know the name but I guess that it’s like Harry Potter’s secrect train station orr something like that)
Met the guys at Reading station where I met a happy Venom, jesjes Venompje can be gay in a nice way.
The reason he smiled was that he saw that I really was smaller than he. (in Holland he would be below average) We took a taxi to Funko and Tizzy’s castle where we drank two bottles of welcome prosecco.
After some social talk we went to the pub (first I had to buy some stinking cheese) where we drank some pints and met Nav.

After Lunch up to the Reading Stadium to watch the match. V’s very happy mode started to vanish when the cabdriver stopped at a point where we had to walk maximum tralalala to the entrance.
Nav saving mr_B’s life:
We were getting a bit tipsy at that moment (one beer on the flight, one at station 1, one at station 2, welcome prosecco and 2 pints at the pub, 1 pint and the stadium is too much for my empty stomache).
So the Fok U and Fok Will were coming out of my mouth very very often, hey I watch Ramsey’s Hell’s kitchen a lot and I thought that was the English way of communicating.
I did not notice the fathers getiing really really annoyed by my FokU’s, NAV did.
NAV is a lifesaver.
The game was AWESOME, for non-English footballwatchers it’s a pleasure to see how football is a religion in Brittscountry.
Next chapter will follow…………

C.G.B. Spender
29-10-2007, 09:58:19
Awesome

Dyl Ulenspiegel
29-10-2007, 10:15:43
but not quite JonMiller

Mr. Bas
29-10-2007, 11:51:19
Who is mr_G?

C.G.B. Spender
29-10-2007, 11:59:20
He's awesome

MDA
29-10-2007, 12:27:09
not quite paiktis either...

MoSe
29-10-2007, 12:53:20
Originally posted by mr_B
BTW the woman named Ling was on my flight too.

So, they practically let you down to make her get on in time....

Maybe her name was Connie....

mr_B
29-10-2007, 13:02:44
Connie op tijd Komen?

Drekkus
29-10-2007, 13:10:31
:lol:

Mr. Bas
29-10-2007, 13:12:02
:D

She wasn't a cute quarter-Chinese, half-Dutch girl of about 22 from Amsterdam by any chance, was she?

mr_B
29-10-2007, 13:27:35
could be Dammit, she looked a bit oriental.
did she had a flight Rotterdam-Heathrow last saturday?

MoSe
29-10-2007, 13:33:00
Originally posted by mr_B
Connie op tijd Komen?

Funnneeeehhhh, but I was aiming much lower:

Connie Ling

mr_B
29-10-2007, 13:40:38
but that's not funny

Oerdin
29-10-2007, 13:49:12
Originally posted by MoSe

Connie Ling

Connie Lingus?

MoSe
29-10-2007, 13:50:13
Oh, sorry...

Shakespeare and Eco based some of their work about fate and omens written in one's name....

One punchline by Julia Robert's sticks in memory from "Erin Brockovich" movie, and it was about obtaining something by distributing sexual favors...

So, to each one his huumoororr...

:p

mr_B
29-10-2007, 13:58:27
I was tempted to post..... it's taaim you ... ..id!

Fistandantilus
29-10-2007, 14:56:53
What an awesome life! Nipples hard 24/7. *envy*

Chris
29-10-2007, 15:05:12
I can't be bothere to read all of that.

Tizzy
29-10-2007, 15:08:26
But it's awesome!

C.G.B. Spender
29-10-2007, 15:09:15
Awesome!

Tizzy
29-10-2007, 15:09:29
Especially the wakey wakey text, that was brilliantly brilliant.

C.G.B. Spender
29-10-2007, 15:13:15
Awakesome!

mr_B
29-10-2007, 15:19:19
awakenings part II

Lurker the Second
29-10-2007, 15:43:33
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
but not quite JonMiller

Pretty damn close, but the better spelling gives it away.

mr_B
29-10-2007, 16:50:43
jesjes I am an excellent spellertje

C.G.B. Spender
30-10-2007, 08:07:05
Did someone mention "awesome" already?

Tizzy
30-10-2007, 09:16:19
We were waiting for you to.

C.G.B. Spender
30-10-2007, 09:18:25
Keep waiting

Tizzy
30-10-2007, 09:31:41
I don't want to.

mr_B
30-10-2007, 09:39:16
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
"awesome"

MoSe
30-10-2007, 09:42:25
Originally posted by mr_B

C.G.B. Spender
30-10-2007, 09:42:46
http://www.awesome.com/

MoSe
30-10-2007, 09:43:32
are we some?

C.G.B. Spender
30-10-2007, 09:45:37
no, DEVO!

MoSe
30-10-2007, 09:50:39
Originally posted by mr_B
a religion in Brittscountry

Britt Eekland?
Britt-nay Spearssss?

Slinky the Flying Weiner
30-10-2007, 10:14:54
D-E-V-O!

C.G.B. Spender
30-10-2007, 10:35:53
Stop crying

MOBIUS
30-10-2007, 14:53:52
Still waiting for this next chapter...?

Tizzy
30-10-2007, 14:56:03
Keep waiting

mr_B
30-10-2007, 19:31:39
ok,

chapter two:

back from the game right to the pub for some drinky drinky. T told us not to be late orr else my balls would be kicked.

Vincent
30-10-2007, 21:52:44
Awesome

Greg W
30-10-2007, 23:43:02
Awesome if T actually kicked them. Otherwise... :sleep:

MoSe
31-10-2007, 07:36:29
T?

mr_T???

http://www.vayatele.com/images/mr%20t.JPG

C.G.B. Spender
31-10-2007, 08:11:45
Please send me a PM if you need me to post "awesome" again

Drekkus
31-10-2007, 08:35:07
~awesome~

C.G.B. Spender
31-10-2007, 08:54:36
Wee need an [AWESOME] button next to [POST REPLY]

Drekkus
31-10-2007, 08:57:07
Or a :wsm: smilie

C.G.B. Spender
31-10-2007, 08:58:08
?SYNTAX ERROR

MoSe
31-10-2007, 09:00:35
you need a KOBOLD INTERPRETER

C.G.B. Spender
31-10-2007, 09:01:22
I had a KOBOLD DUSTSUCKER

MoSe
31-10-2007, 09:03:37
Saustauber!

C.G.B. Spender
31-10-2007, 09:05:19
fy2

MoSe
31-10-2007, 09:06:04
Why Y?

C.G.B. Spender
31-10-2007, 09:10:41
Dhy

Drekkus
31-10-2007, 09:21:16
Dhy Schmy!

C.G.B. Spender
31-10-2007, 09:21:47
efij öcj öiodcjh ohqf ew

Funko
31-10-2007, 10:22:07
Awesome

Tizzy
31-10-2007, 17:47:02
Originally posted by mr_B
ok,

chapter two:

back from the game right to the pub for some drinky drinky. T told us not to be late orr else my balls would be kicked.

And you know what? They WERE late.

MDA
31-10-2007, 18:25:48
Ouch!

mr_B
31-10-2007, 20:53:02
but so were Mobius and mrs. Mobius.
and Maaik told me it was only a 40minutes walk from the stadium to their house.

Tizzy
31-10-2007, 20:57:19
It is. If you don't go to the pub on the way...

mr_B
31-10-2007, 21:00:44
no it was a 50 minutes walk to the pub dammit.
he promised me we would walk 20 minutes and then take a kleintje pietertje at the pub. THERE WAS NO PUB!!!!

leugenaar leugenaar broek in vuur

C.G.B. Spender
01-11-2007, 08:23:30
Awesome

MOBIUS
01-11-2007, 10:57:49
Originally posted by mr_B
but so were Mobius and mrs. Mobius.
and Maaik told me it was only a 40minutes walk from the stadium to their house.

I had to get my beer from my friend.

I then took a wrong turning on purpose on the ring road in Reading so we could find a supermarket to buy some vanilla ice cream. But we couldn’t find any.:(

Both of those are good excuses for being late.

mr_B
01-11-2007, 20:49:03
Awesome dessert

Dyl Ulenspiegel
01-11-2007, 21:25:28
awesome excuse

MoSe
05-11-2007, 11:41:37
http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/82/37/84m.jpg

Getting there is half the fun; being there is all of it!

"...then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again"

Venom
05-11-2007, 13:31:35
I'm never walking anywhere again after all the walking that was done.

mr_B
05-11-2007, 14:15:21
walk on

MoSe
05-11-2007, 14:16:56
waa-aalk oo-o-on