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protein
28-10-2007, 11:40:05
this news report is completely normal:

Residents hit by the deadly California wildfires have been warned to beware of extremely hazardous air quality.

Residents in five southern counties were urged to stay indoors due to pollution levels that are three times higher than normal.

until you get to this line:

Arnold Schwarzenegger vowed to hunt down any arsonists responsible.

i can just imagine him doing his 80s film montage. strapping on a mini gun, putting a big fuck off knife in to a holster on his massive greased up thigh. lots of shots of his steroid muscles tensing as he ties a rag round his head as a makeshift sweat band. the music going "duh duh dudu duh duh" as he heads of into the blazing forest shouting "hey arsonists, light this!"

Scabrous Birdseed
28-10-2007, 12:00:08
Would he carry a flamethower?

MoSe
29-10-2007, 08:24:49
that would be a "matching" retaliation

Drekkus
29-10-2007, 11:46:13
I can hear the heavy filmvoice already

'They thought they could get away with arson.
But they didn't count on:
THE GOVERNATOR!'

MoSe
29-10-2007, 12:42:28
arson
arsoff

...no ...different movie

protein
29-10-2007, 12:55:30
the extinguisher

Drekkus
29-10-2007, 15:41:30
People with the last name Connor better start heading for Mexico.

mr_B
29-10-2007, 16:52:42
wrong

MoSe
29-10-2007, 17:04:17
Hasta la vista, baby

maroule
30-10-2007, 07:48:44
das fire über man

C.G.B. Spender
30-10-2007, 08:02:43
No, that's Dr. Heinz-Herbert Feierübermann

Oerdin
30-10-2007, 12:31:07
Must politicians are pussies but if you piss off Arnie he just might go Conan the Barbarian on your ass.

MOBIUS
30-10-2007, 12:47:50
Originally posted by protein
Residents in five southern counties were urged to stay indoors due to pollution levels that are three times higher than normal.

What are they worrying about...?

Air pollution in Beijing will not significantly improve before next year's Olympic Games, a United Nations report suggests.
In some cases, pollution is said to be more than three times the safe limits set by the World Health Organization.

The report seems to contradict claims from Beijing Olympic officials that air quality will not be a problem.

International Olympic Committee President Jacques Rogge said events may be postponed if pollution was too bad.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7061253.stm

An interesting comparison...:cute:

MoSe
30-10-2007, 12:55:49
"It may take years to determine significant changes in air quality. Relevant progress may be evident only in the medium to long term," the report says.

This point was reinforced by Mr Fart, who said only long-term planning and proper enforcement could solve the problem.

Gramercy Riffs
30-10-2007, 17:19:59
"I know how arsonists think, how they act, where they sleep. I used to be one for Christsake!!"

Funko
31-10-2007, 10:34:26
Originally posted by protein
this news report is completely normal:



until you get to this line:



i can just imagine him doing his 80s film montage. strapping on a mini gun, putting a big fuck off knife in to a holster on his massive greased up thigh. lots of shots of his steroid muscles tensing as he ties a rag round his head as a makeshift sweat band. the music going "duh duh dudu duh duh" as he heads of into the blazing forest shouting "hey arsonists, light this!"
:lol:

MDA
31-10-2007, 11:18:12
one fire started by a stupid pre-teen boy playing with matches

I hear the kid failed the President's Fitness Challenge in gym class too!

Minigun him! (Wasn't it the other governor in Predator that had the minigun?)