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Resource Consumer
26-10-2007, 17:25:54
Get a bike


26-10-2007, 17:30:01
having sex with pavements :lol:

Resource Consumer
26-10-2007, 17:35:19
that's why they leave gaps inbetween the stones

26-10-2007, 17:42:32
Anyone else think its a little extreme to put this guy on the sex offenders register?

Ok its pretty weird but he was in a locked room + he's not endangering anyone else (unless there was someone trying to ride the bike at the time).

i though the sex offenders register was meant to protect kids against rapists and paedophiles...

Resource Consumer
26-10-2007, 18:02:26
Well, we should perhaps add bicycle thieves as well. Clearly, they are nicking the bikes for sexual gratification at home.

29-10-2007, 13:38:45
Man who had sex with bike in court

Didn't the judge tell him to stop?

29-10-2007, 14:07:48
think he's related to Laz's nutter?

C.G.B. Spender
29-10-2007, 14:16:46
I never had sex with a bike. I'm a pedestrian

29-10-2007, 14:25:24
you like kids?

C.G.B. Spender
29-10-2007, 14:27:52
Yes, kids are pedestrians too

29-10-2007, 14:54:37
i like pedestriansbridges

C.G.B. Spender
29-10-2007, 14:55:38
I like the daffodils

30-10-2007, 12:33:42
you never forget, its just like riding a bike

30-10-2007, 12:53:27
so he was just checking the fucking manual!