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maroule
26-10-2007, 08:42:05
http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/legal/article3098864.ece


"His younger brother, Jefri, whom the Sultan introduced to polo, has for decades been one the world's most notorious playboys. He is rumoured to have converted a passenger jet to carry polo ponies and had gold-plated toilet brushes installed. He once owned a 50-metre yacht called Tits, replete with tenders named Nipple 1 and Nipple 2, and reputedly wore pornographic watches that showed a couple copulating on the hour."


Now the question is: when you're so filthy rich that you can have non stop sex with the most exclusive escorts 24/7, why do you still need ridiculous titilations like a watch and calling your boat "Tit". It's like eating a cadbury bar right after stuffing your place in the best restaurant in the world

King_Ghidra
26-10-2007, 08:51:09
Because money <> class

Funko
26-10-2007, 09:01:48
This guy is rich and classy though. Porno watch? Where do you get one?

Beta1
26-10-2007, 09:30:45
I sugest you do a google search for "porn" and "watch", I bet you will find what you are looking for...

maroule
26-10-2007, 09:31:54
http://leblogdesmontres.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/blancpain-les-montres-erotiques-1.jpg

Funko
26-10-2007, 09:32:24
:lol:

Funko
26-10-2007, 09:32:59
Now that's classical.

King_Ghidra
26-10-2007, 09:59:09
do you think he has a little wank every hour on the hour

maroule
26-10-2007, 10:08:35
not even Venom manages that

Tizzy
26-10-2007, 10:10:13
Only because he's so lazy. The intent is there.

Debaser
26-10-2007, 10:15:24
I love the idea of polo ponies in a plane. I can only imagine it in the style of the Simpsons, with little confused ponies flying around inside an cavernous and empty gold plated fuselage.

King_Ghidra
26-10-2007, 10:32:56
trampling a fat drug addled sultan with a constant erection

MoSe
26-10-2007, 11:35:27
it wasn't clear whether the toilet brushes were on the ponies plane too

Oerdin
26-10-2007, 12:40:05
If I recall correctly the Sultan also enjoyed raping visiting western models.

King_Ghidra
26-10-2007, 13:51:58
but that would imply he was some kind of sex maniac, where could you possibly find evidence to support that

maroule
26-10-2007, 13:53:11
the watch!!!!! :gotit:
it proved to be his final undoing

Venom
26-10-2007, 14:01:54
This guy has the life I'm supposed to have!

King_Ghidra
26-10-2007, 14:05:55
who's to say you won't find all this and more in Reading?

Venom
26-10-2007, 14:07:11
I think everyone who knows me, you guys, and Reading.

Greg W
26-10-2007, 15:38:51
And even those of us who barely know him.

MoSe
26-10-2007, 15:40:09
GlobalVenomNotASultan.org

Tizzy
26-10-2007, 15:41:00
What he will find in Reading:

beer and nerds

and curry

Greg W
26-10-2007, 15:43:37
Would you believe I found this picture on the first page when searching for "porn wristwatch"?

http://pharyngula.org/images/saeki_octopus.jpg

The worst thing is I don't think she shaves those tentacles.

The best thing? You get the suck of your life while rogering her.

Oh, god, that's almost Mose bad. I really need to get to sleep.

maroule
26-10-2007, 15:54:43
just as a reminder, Greg, there's a beak down there

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/4/4b/200px-Squid_beak_measuring.jpg

Scabrous Birdseed
26-10-2007, 16:37:08
A little bit of dentata action never hurt anyone.

Frozen Frog
26-10-2007, 22:06:55
I just have to.

http://www.scar.utoronto.ca/~youson/images/lamprey.jpg

Shining1
27-10-2007, 00:36:59
Wow. That thing is definitely in the 'do not fuck' category.

Oerdin
27-10-2007, 04:50:35
Reminds me of a woman I once met.