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Vincent
25-10-2007, 18:41:08
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two,
wore very tight miniskirts, and generally went braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got
more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate... She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived,
and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married, and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said,

"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and
threw them down the stairs at me...

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, We are very happy that you have passed our
little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car

mr_B
25-10-2007, 18:50:15
married?

damn you are very very very good at that

MDA
25-10-2007, 18:52:50
it is better to do di doo the ones that are already married to someone else

mr_B
25-10-2007, 19:00:06
it is?

Vincent
25-10-2007, 19:00:47
no

mr_B
25-10-2007, 19:16:46
see Vincent knows

Vincent
25-10-2007, 19:47:40
yes

mr_B
25-10-2007, 20:15:55
jawohl

Vincent
25-10-2007, 20:21:35
het klopt

mr_B
25-10-2007, 20:22:18
hoort wie klopt daar kinderen

Vincent
25-10-2007, 20:26:38
wajohl

mr_B
25-10-2007, 20:55:47
best word evah

wajohl wajohl wajohl