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maroule
25-10-2007, 08:34:06
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping. With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,
"We're very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."





And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

King_Ghidra
25-10-2007, 08:58:47
http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=33182

Funko
25-10-2007, 09:00:35
:lol:

You were right about the joke.

Oerdin
25-10-2007, 09:03:29
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=33182

Before that it was posted at poly and before that... No doubt all over the net.

protein
25-10-2007, 09:04:27
what do you get if you cross an iraqi maths teacher with a pencil?

King_Ghidra
25-10-2007, 09:04:57
Are you insinuating Funko gets all his jokes from Poly?


ouch.

Funko
25-10-2007, 09:05:27
An Iraqi maths teacher with a pencil cross on his face?

Funko
25-10-2007, 09:05:54
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
Are you insinuating Funko gets all his jokes from Poly?


ouch.

I got Drekkus from Poly...

Oerdin
25-10-2007, 09:06:09
Jokes which aren't funny?






That's kind of a repeat of KG's answer though. ;)

Oerdin
25-10-2007, 09:08:22
Originally posted by Funko
I got Drekkus from Poly...

The source of Drekkus's eternal shame?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
25-10-2007, 10:52:18
Originally posted by Funko
I got Drekkus from Poly...

Serves you right for not practicing safer surfing.

Greg W
25-10-2007, 11:00:42
I thought this was going to be about Jsorense! :(

MoSe
25-10-2007, 12:39:22
Originally posted by protein
what do you get if you cross an iraqi maths teacher with a pencil? Originally posted by Funko
An Iraqi maths teacher with a pencil cross on his face? why the face?

Funko
25-10-2007, 12:41:14
Because it'd hurt more.

King_Ghidra
25-10-2007, 12:41:40
Funko has a psychological obsession with drawing crosses on teacher's faces. It's because he got so many things wrong at school.

King_Ghidra
25-10-2007, 12:42:05
I think his response proves my point.

Funko
25-10-2007, 12:52:35
I didn't get anything wrong, the teachers were less advanced than me. No, the electrons don't fly around the nucleus like a planetary system.

X

MoSe
25-10-2007, 13:05:14
:lol:

in 2nd grade the teacher explained the wrong solution for a simple problem.
I even went at the board and DREW the solution for her, she didn't understand...