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C.G.B. Spender
22-10-2007, 14:33:42
It's quite a boring shirt so almost everyone can post here (except jsorense)

maroule
22-10-2007, 15:05:10
Most people here are not even too sexy for a bread toaster

Aredhran
22-10-2007, 15:36:04
Too sexy by far !

mr_B
22-10-2007, 15:37:49
I'm too sexy for your beard!! - FACT

Beta1
22-10-2007, 20:03:22
depends on the shirt

Shining1
22-10-2007, 20:55:26
I'm pretty confident.

Christoph
22-10-2007, 21:02:37
Posting here

zmama
22-10-2007, 21:28:11
Could it be...just maybe...possibly


a blue shirt?

Vincent
22-10-2007, 21:29:48
jesjesjes

zmama
22-10-2007, 21:30:39
hmmmmm maybe not too sexy


but sexy enough :)

Vincent
22-10-2007, 21:31:35
guess so

Chris
23-10-2007, 01:29:02
That song remains intensly gay.

DaShi
23-10-2007, 02:12:02
It hurts.

C.G.B. Spender
23-10-2007, 07:26:30
In a good way

Tizzy
23-10-2007, 08:23:02
On an unsigned band programme I was watching the other day, one band's fan described the lead singer as "the best songwriter since Right Said Fred".

The band didn't win.

Funko
23-10-2007, 08:24:18
He was wrong, Right Said Fred were about a million times better.

C.G.B. Spender
23-10-2007, 08:26:51
Better than what? My shirt?

Funko
23-10-2007, 08:35:06
Your shirt isn't that good.

zmama
23-10-2007, 08:37:25
but but it's wrinkle free!


at least till he puts it on

MoSe
23-10-2007, 08:38:13
maybe his skirt then

C.G.B. Spender
23-10-2007, 08:51:49
Quality shirt! Me mum gave it to me for christmas.

Funko
23-10-2007, 09:02:36
If only he was wrinkle free.

C.G.B. Spender
23-10-2007, 09:13:37
I'm blue!

Aredhran
23-10-2007, 10:06:41
da da di da da

MoSe
23-10-2007, 11:43:55
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
Quality shirt! Me mum gave it to me for christmas. Originally posted by Funko
If only he was wrinkle free.

:hmm:

an old joke here

an elderly couple gets married
first night:
she says: "gimme a couple minutes, I'll get ready" and slips into the bathroom
she has to choose between a silk smooth-touch nightgown and a lighter, transparent one he bought her
she decides to go with just her skin, after all she thinks I'm not a teenager dèbutante anymore
to avoid spoiling the surprise she says
- turn off the lights please, darling
then gets back in the dark room and slips under the sheets with him
after some fondling and caressing, he asks
- hhrrmmm... hey, which nightgown is this one, honey?
- oowww, it's just the one me mum made me, my love....
- ......err, tell her she forgot to iron it


hmm...
ok, a :vom: is appropriate

C.G.B. Spender
23-10-2007, 11:53:43
it's sexist!

MoSe
23-10-2007, 11:54:37
and agist!

maroule
23-10-2007, 12:11:07
considering the guy's wrinkled balls get to his knees level, and his dick is as stiff as wet sponge cake, he should be too darn demanding

Funko
23-10-2007, 12:12:02
You fucked him too?

MoSe
23-10-2007, 12:36:51
:lol:

maroule
23-10-2007, 12:50:52
we knew about the sheep angle, now come the gerontophilia fantasy

Aredhran
23-10-2007, 13:55:55
Nice one Funko :lol:

Immortal Wombat
23-10-2007, 16:22:19
good grief

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=too%20sexy%20for%20my%20shirt

OldWarrior_42
24-10-2007, 14:14:58
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