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Funko
17-10-2007, 11:49:24
Some people found the MySpace of the paedophile that's been spread over the news in recent days

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/7045701.stm

It probably won't last long, but here's one of his blogs where he talks about going out in Vietnam and inadvertantly eating dog.

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=25501756&blogID=55317216

What I liked was this response:

you are a evil bastard...

not only do you rape children....

but you eat dogs??!!!

fuk u beeotch.

Raping children, yeah, bad, but eating a dog?! OMG! STRING HIM UP!

MOBIUS
17-10-2007, 11:59:33
you Moby looking asshole:eek:

I must categorically state that this is definitely a case of mistaken identity!

Venom
17-10-2007, 12:10:22
If you've followed the Michael Vick case at all you know people have a hell of a lot more love and respect for dogs than they do people.

Funko
17-10-2007, 12:13:45
Michael Vick certainly doesn't.

Venom
17-10-2007, 12:21:54
Hey, he shot the talentless ones thereby sparing them a life of mediocrity. Think how much that policy could help people.

Funko
17-10-2007, 12:23:47
It's Darwinnian.

fp
17-10-2007, 12:31:26
Darwininininininan.

MOBIUS
17-10-2007, 12:33:30
Ni! Ni! Ni! nian...

MoSe
17-10-2007, 12:43:27
how can you fool around while children are getting raped right now

MoSe
17-10-2007, 12:43:54
and dogs eaten

King_Ghidra
17-10-2007, 12:44:42
Sounds like MoSe has something to tell us...

MoSe
17-10-2007, 12:46:12
I hope you've not begun to take me seriously right now

Venom
17-10-2007, 12:53:38
MoSe was raped by a dog. The dog, who became his lover, was then eaten.

King_Ghidra
17-10-2007, 12:53:49
If you hear police sirens, just sit still.

Resource Consumer
17-10-2007, 13:26:19
That Myspace page really has need of a visit from HARDMAN to add to the abuse.

What amuses me about this sort of thing is how paedophilia produces a psychological reaction in internet users rendering them complately unable to spell.

King_Ghidra
17-10-2007, 13:28:28
it's farsical

Resource Consumer
17-10-2007, 13:30:27
A chilling quote from the blog


"Loving Asia....will I ever go home again??!"

MoSe
17-10-2007, 13:58:13
Originally posted by Venom
MoSe was raped by a dog. The dog, who became his lover, was then eaten.

Almost
:lol:


when I was 15, one day we jumped lessons, and went to the park
one of the guys brought along his big size female black great dane, which had the habit of biting trouser legs at the ankles

while the other schoolmates gained a secure stand on top of the benches there, I was caught off guard, the dog began to tug my pants leg, my belt broke, my trousers slipped halfway down and I was dragged with my bare buttocks in the dirt for hundreds and hundreds of yards back and forth all over the playground in front of all the girls laughing and pointing at me

that's when I decided that I liked cats better

King_Ghidra
17-10-2007, 14:02:40
:lol: x 1 million

Mr. Bas
17-10-2007, 14:04:21
:lol:

MoSe
17-10-2007, 14:09:04
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
If you hear police sirens, just sit still.

wow, that's hard.
Ulysses himself had to get tied to the mast, to resist their call

Lurker the Second
17-10-2007, 14:13:14
Originally posted by MoSe
Almost
:lol:


when I was 15, one day we jumped lessons, and went to the park
one of the guys brought along his big size female black great dane, which had the habit of biting trouser legs at the ankles

while the other schoolmates gained a secure stand on top of the benches there, I was caught off guard, the dog began to tug my pants leg, my belt broke, my trousers slipped halfway down and I was dragged with my bare buttocks in the dirt for hundreds and hundreds of yards back and forth all over the playground in front of all the girls laughing and pointing at me

that's when I decided that I liked cats better

Suddenly it all makes sense......

mr_B
17-10-2007, 14:22:00
jesjes

Venom
17-10-2007, 14:24:02
There aren't enough :lol: in the world for that story.

MoSe
17-10-2007, 14:26:17
it has left deep scars in the bottom of my soul

Funko
17-10-2007, 14:26:32
:lol:

Tizzy
17-10-2007, 14:27:25
Originally posted by MoSe
it has left deep scars in the bottom of my soul

And the soul of your bottom no doubt.

Shining1
17-10-2007, 14:29:13
:lol::lol:

maroule
17-10-2007, 14:32:37
:lol:

MDA
17-10-2007, 14:34:50
:lol:

MoSe
17-10-2007, 14:36:03
hey, I could adapt the experience for the "my balls itch" short story contest....

King_Ghidra
17-10-2007, 14:41:36
writing from the perspective of the dog?

Lurker the Second
17-10-2007, 14:45:11
:lol: at Tizzy, too.

MoSe
17-10-2007, 14:48:31
afaik KG, when buttocks get grated on gravel, balls are not completely out of harm's way either....

The Gas Maker
17-10-2007, 14:49:51
The animal rights people can be real idiots sometimes.

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/metro/20071016-9999-1m16birds.html

Yesterday the San Diego Police announced that they'd spent months infiltrating a cock fighting ring which illegally let rosters fight to the death. The really retarded thing is they spent all that police time on some fucking chickens which are going to be euthanized anyway because no one has any place to put them. The chickens end up dead anyway and taxpayers get stuck with the bill just so suburban soccer moms can feel good about "protecting" animals as she eats her chicken dinner. It;'s fucking nuts.

Funko
17-10-2007, 14:49:55
It sounds like you know pretty well.

MoSe
17-10-2007, 14:54:36
if that's an X-post, I luckily was gifted with a well-developed and quick-reacting cremaster

MOBIUS
17-10-2007, 14:54:50
Even an infinite number of :lol:s would not be enough for MoSe's story!

Venom
17-10-2007, 15:29:37
Perhaps a mobius smiley would be enough.

MOBIUS
17-10-2007, 15:36:05
We need one, don't we?

King_Ghidra
17-10-2007, 15:42:26
i'm going to go with 'no'

Funko
17-10-2007, 15:43:18
I quite like the idea of a little smiley continuously walking around a mobius strip forever.

King_Ghidra
17-10-2007, 15:52:55
well until nav stops paying the bills anyway

MoSe
17-10-2007, 16:22:19
:-8

MDA
17-10-2007, 16:59:57
I read funko's post as "continuously wanking".

Freud, Freud.

MOBIUS
17-10-2007, 18:20:38
Not too far from the truth...:nervous:

Koshko
19-10-2007, 02:10:33
Originally posted by Venom
Hey, he shot the talentless ones thereby sparing them a life of mediocrity. Think how much that policy could help people.


Well that doesn't explain why the Falcons are still alive.