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Drekkus
04-10-2007, 14:32:44
It's a powerfull machine, and it works like shit. I'm going to bring it back to the store, and they can keep it. Whether I get my money back or not.

Vincent
04-10-2007, 18:08:43
What a Staubsauger

mr_B
04-10-2007, 18:31:19
ein saugboy

Drekkus
05-10-2007, 08:29:15
Brought it back, just dumped it on the counter, with the purchase coupon and a short explainatory note. Wonder if I will hear anything from them again.

C.G.B. Spender
05-10-2007, 08:37:52
Was it made in Germany?

Funko
05-10-2007, 08:39:33
Probably not.

I can see why you didn't ask for your money back.

"hi, this dustsucker sucks"
"jesjes"
"no, it really sucks, it doesn't suck"
":drekkus:"
"jesjes, that's me."
"huh?"
"it sucks, it doesn't suck"
"which one?"
"never mind, I'll just leave it here with a purchase coupon and a short explainatory note."

C.G.B. Spender
05-10-2007, 08:40:40
"It's too small for my big dick"
"Well, OK!"

Funko
05-10-2007, 08:43:37
I think you meant to post that in the thread about the blondettes?

C.G.B. Spender
05-10-2007, 08:49:23
They made my dick shrink to this size:

.

And yes, I'm working on a 12" screen with a resolution of 1600x1200 pixels

MoSe
05-10-2007, 08:54:29
1600x1200 dicksels

MoSe
05-10-2007, 08:55:23
glossary entry

dixel - a nerd's dick the size of a pixel

mr_B
05-10-2007, 09:02:14
:sleep:

C.G.B. Spender
05-10-2007, 09:07:26
WAKE UP!!!

Tizzy
05-10-2007, 09:10:13
No. You can't make me.

Greg W
05-10-2007, 09:10:44
Maybe he had it set to blow! "This vacuumcleaner blows!"

maroule
05-10-2007, 09:16:06
how he had hoped it was his cleaning lady who sucked

Drekkus
05-10-2007, 09:19:14
If we ever get a cleaning lady, I don't care how she cleanes the floor, as long as it's done.

Funko
05-10-2007, 09:29:32
Cleaning lady? Sexist!

Drekkus
05-10-2007, 09:37:42
why is that sexist?

Funko
05-10-2007, 09:38:43
You assumed it would be a lady.

mr_B
05-10-2007, 09:40:20
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay go get him Funko

Drekkus
05-10-2007, 09:46:16
Originally posted by Funko
You assumed it would be a lady. If we had a cleaning lady, then yes, it would be kind of a surprise to find it was a man.

C.G.B. Spender
05-10-2007, 09:56:34
Nothing wrong with being sexy IMO

mr_B
05-10-2007, 09:57:05
I'm not a sucker

Greg W
05-10-2007, 09:58:45
Originally posted by Drekkus
If we had a cleaning lady, then yes, it would be kind of a surprise to find it was a man. :lol: He's got you there.

Funko
05-10-2007, 10:01:21
No he hasn't.

Greg W
05-10-2007, 10:02:48
Au contraire mon amie... ;)

MoSe
05-10-2007, 10:08:34
OK a cleaning lady sohuld be a female, but why a cleaning person has to be a woman in the first place?

small stocky peelipinos can give you wonderful head too

MoSe
05-10-2007, 10:09:31
Originally posted by Greg W
He's got you there. Originally posted by Funko
No he hasn't.

OK, now we know Funko is not Drekkus' cleaning lady

Funko
05-10-2007, 10:11:30
Originally posted by MoSe
OK a cleaning lady sohuld be a female, but why a cleaning person has to be a woman in the first place?

Exactly.

C.G.B. Spender
05-10-2007, 10:12:41
There are also female nerds these days!

mr_B
05-10-2007, 10:13:08
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a7/Tony_Danza-300x380.jpg

Tizzy
05-10-2007, 10:14:10
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
There are also female nerds these days!

Don't be silly, everyone knows there are no real girls on the internets.

C.G.B. Spender
05-10-2007, 10:15:27
QED

mr_B
05-10-2007, 10:16:18
QED?

C.G.B. Spender
05-10-2007, 10:16:47
fuck off

MoSe
05-10-2007, 10:17:16
Originally posted by Funko
Exactly.

did you implicitly endorse the rest of my post too?

:D

mr_B
05-10-2007, 10:18:32
yaaaaay MoSe FOK'OFF you annoying italian boytje............get the FOK out of here.

Tizzy
05-10-2007, 10:19:17
Ooh, mrG is annoyed! :tizzy:

C.G.B. Spender
05-10-2007, 10:19:41
whoooohooo fuck off, yeeeeha

Greg W
05-10-2007, 10:20:22
Firstly:Originally posted by maroule
how he had hoped it was his cleaning lady who sucked Then:Originally posted by Drekkus
If we ever get a cleaning lady, I don't care how she cleanes the floor, as long as it's done. And thus:Originally posted by MoSe
OK a cleaning lady sohuld be a female, but why a cleaning person has to be a woman in the first place?Because maroule specified a cleaning lady. Drekkus didn't assume anything. ;)

mr_B
05-10-2007, 10:20:33
jesjes annoying Italian boytje did it again.... DAMMIT, kuck'm in the balss Tizzy kick'm pleezzzz

MoSe
05-10-2007, 10:22:56
Originally posted by Tizzy
Ooh, mrG is annoyed! :tizzy:

he has all the rights in this world to be annoyed, he owns the place and he decides who can post and what

too bad his ignore button is broken and he's not smart enough to have it fixed

MoSe
05-10-2007, 10:33:29
wasn't there a paiktis' femme fatale who also had FOR REAL a manic obsession for cleaning?

mr_B
05-10-2007, 10:40:41
Originally posted by MoSe
he has all the rights in this world to be annoyed, he owns the place and he decides who can post and what

too bad his ignore button is broken and he's not smart enough to have it fixed fokU

MoSe
05-10-2007, 10:43:29
why, thankyou, too kind of you, fokU 2U2

there, it's easy, maybe I can help you:

This person is on your Ignore List. To view this post click [here (http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=927038#post927038)]

C.G.B. Spender
05-10-2007, 10:54:37
sokU

mr_B
05-10-2007, 11:06:08
maybe there is a sock in drekkuseseses vacuum cleaner

C.G.B. Spender
05-10-2007, 11:07:03
a "sock"

mr_B
05-10-2007, 11:07:54
jesjes his wanky wanky sock

C.G.B. Spender
05-10-2007, 11:08:40
and the suckmachine can't handle that tiny little sock? that sux

mr_B
05-10-2007, 11:10:50
that's what he told you already you german germannetje

C.G.B. Spender
05-10-2007, 11:11:09
when?

Tizzy
05-10-2007, 11:17:02
When you weren't listening

C.G.B. Spender
05-10-2007, 11:18:13
Pardon?

Drekkus
05-10-2007, 11:23:03
Greg is right.

C.G.B. Spender
05-10-2007, 11:24:49
Greg? Who is Greg?

Greg W
05-10-2007, 11:25:21
Some weirdo!

C.G.B. Spender
05-10-2007, 11:26:16
Oh, THAT Greg

Drekkus
05-10-2007, 11:31:23
Suck that, Funko!!

Tizzy
05-10-2007, 11:36:58
Oi! Stop propositioning my boyfriend!

Drekkus
05-10-2007, 11:44:46
I was just giving him directions, in his new role as cleaning person.

MoSe
05-10-2007, 11:50:57
so, you got him there, in the end

Funko
05-10-2007, 11:53:52
So how much money did you throw away on this vaccuum cleaner?

Drekkus
05-10-2007, 11:56:36
50 euro or something. Which of course should have been a sign.

MoSe
05-10-2007, 11:57:17
at least that was something it managed to succesfully suck away