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Greg W
03-10-2007, 02:31:29
God I hate painting. Especially when it's an entire house and your'e on holidays, and there's a million other things you'd prefer to be doing like playing games or watching tele or drinking!

Especially when the temperature is supposed to reach 34 (little c)today! 34 for chrissakes! It's only just into the second month of spring, it's not supposed to be that hot!

Shining1
03-10-2007, 05:30:17
It just makes you appreciate how smart Michealangelo was - he got to paint an entire roof *from underneath*, inside, out of the sun.

For three or four years paid work in the Italian heat, that's got to count as pure genius.

Greg W
03-10-2007, 06:02:40
I wish I was 1% as good at painting as Michaelangelo. :(

Tizzy
03-10-2007, 08:22:21
You could come and paint our house instead if you want, it's a comfortable 13 degrees here

maroule
03-10-2007, 08:25:45
Originally posted by Greg W
I wish I was 1% as good at painting as Michaelangelo. :(


Mentionning yourself painting your house in the same breath as Michelangelo is bizarre... it's like comparing yourself moulding your morning shit to Rodin moulding bronze.

mr_B
03-10-2007, 08:36:26
Originally posted by Greg W

Especially when the temperature is supposed to reach 34 (little c)today! little o C dammit, are you stjoepit?

Greg W
03-10-2007, 08:58:13
Own Goal!

Gee, thanks for the offer Tizzy, but I might pass. Well, unless there's copious beer (not Old Peculier) involved?

MOBIUS
03-10-2007, 09:10:08
I'm sure copious beer could be supplied, but you'd have to fork out for the air fare yourself...:D

MoSe
03-10-2007, 09:20:35
this thread calls for a Copious Cat

Funko
03-10-2007, 09:39:34
Lay on some beer and food and invite friends over for a painting party / bbq.

MOBIUS
03-10-2007, 09:40:44
Just make sure they do the painting before they drink the beer!:D

MoSe
03-10-2007, 10:01:04
Ah, Pollocks!

MOBIUS
03-10-2007, 10:09:10
Indeed...:D

Greg W
03-10-2007, 10:33:49
Originally posted by MOBIUS
I'm sure copious beer could be supplied, but you'd have to fork out for the air fare yourself...:D See, now I knew there'd be a stumbling block somewhere. :p

Cruddy
03-10-2007, 13:40:34
Originally posted by Shining1
It just makes you appreciate how smart Michealangelo was - he got to paint an entire roof *from underneath*, inside, out of the sun.

For three or four years paid work in the Italian heat, that's got to count as pure genius.

AND he got to work lying down as well.

So now we know. Genius is one per cent inspiration and 99% flicking your paint at the proles gawping up at you.

Lazarus and the Gimp
03-10-2007, 19:13:55
Originally posted by Greg W
I wish I was 1% as good at painting as Michaelangelo. :(

He couldn't do tits though. Great at musculature, but hopeless at breasts.

Venom
03-10-2007, 19:42:32
Originally posted by maroule
Mentionning yourself painting your house in the same breath as Michelangelo is bizarre... it's like comparing yourself moulding your morning shit to Rodin moulding bronze.

On the toilet I do look a lot like The Thinker.

Venom
03-10-2007, 19:42:55
I now await MoSe and his assured stinker joke.

mr_B
03-10-2007, 20:43:09
the "this poster is on ignore" one?

King_Ghidra@home
03-10-2007, 20:51:37
:lol:

Funko
04-10-2007, 08:27:21
Originally posted by Funko
Lay on some beer and food and invite friends over for a painting party / bbq.

This is actually an awesome suggestion that you've ignored. As long as you have some friends.

MOBIUS
04-10-2007, 08:28:23
Probably why he's ignored it.:p

Funko
04-10-2007, 08:29:59
Just drive a bus full of people to his house and make them paint.

MOBIUS
04-10-2007, 08:37:49
Yeah, with a gun or something, but feed them beer and hotdogs to show you're not a complete bastard...

MOBIUS
04-10-2007, 08:38:25
Mike, this housewarming party of yours - doesn't involve paint brushes does it...?:cute:

Funko
04-10-2007, 08:42:31
Originally posted by MOBIUS
Yeah, with a gun or something, but feed them beer and hotdogs to show you're not a complete bastard...

Easier to paint with a brush or a roller!

/MoSe

MOBIUS
04-10-2007, 08:45:10
Urgh! However a gun is easier to kill oneself with when exposed to MoSeian puns...

MoSe
04-10-2007, 09:22:04
Originally posted by Venom
On the toilet I do look a lot like The Thinker.

I now await MoSe and his assured stinker joke.

not this time, if you insist I'll give way and let you spread your own perfume and fragrance

like the toilet-thinker one you had just posted, which oozes such genius and originality I could never dream to get even near to



at least I can console myself with the satisfaction of having accomplished the feat of introducing lame puns to CG, an unprecedented and unknown concept in this site before my arrival

I'm glad to see tho that I had followers who got better than the model and are now able to outMoSe me without effort

MOBIUS
04-10-2007, 09:41:05
I used to think I was a King among lame punners until I met you.

C.G.B. Spender
04-10-2007, 09:46:10
Where do you post your puns? Why not here?

MOBIUS
04-10-2007, 09:51:25
There's no point now with such awesome competition - I couldn't take the pun-ishment...

C.G.B. Spender
04-10-2007, 10:42:20
awesome

MoSe
04-10-2007, 11:39:05
and I didn't even get an entry in the glossary... nor a lousy t-shirt!

MOBIUS
04-10-2007, 12:02:47
Why would you want lice in your T-shirt?

C.G.B. Spender
04-10-2007, 12:06:41
He can't handle lice-free shirts

MoSe
04-10-2007, 12:27:22
I ain't got the licence

MoSe
04-10-2007, 12:30:28
Originally posted by MOBIUS
Why would you want lice in your T-shirt?

OG

/OEd
cue

T-shirts with

"I <did that / was there / whatever>
and all I got was
this lousy T-shirt!"


written on it

OEd/

MoSe
04-10-2007, 12:37:04
http://www.goodstorm.com/files/images/9BA796DF_DCCFED45.jpg http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/p/b/kerry_lousy_tshirt.jpg

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