View Full Version : National customer service weak.

Greg W
02-10-2007, 05:02:37
We Aussies never were too good at Customer Service. It tends to consist of:
- She'll be right, mate!
- Just throw another prawn on the Barbie, mate!
- She's apples, mate!
- Strewth!

02-10-2007, 05:44:10
- Fuck Off!

02-10-2007, 11:32:53
Fuck off Mate

Greg W
02-10-2007, 13:14:16
Fuck you mate!

02-10-2007, 13:21:01
Fuckin' Oath.

02-10-2007, 16:34:08

Greg W
02-10-2007, 22:36:17
Fucken bonzer mate!

03-10-2007, 01:42:41
Fuckin Eh, Bro!

Greg W
03-10-2007, 01:45:03
Note the word "National". That excludes Kiwis or Kiwi talk, such as "eh Bro". As much as the rest of the world lumps us together. :rolleyes:

In other words:
Fuck you, sheep shagger!

03-10-2007, 01:47:20
And you live in Sydney, too. It's our third largest town. =)

Greg W
03-10-2007, 01:52:28
Bloody sheep shaggers invading our country. Didn't anyone tell them all we don't have a 20 to 1 sheep population? You can't all get a root here as easy as you do at home! All our country people are allready taking care of ours, and we don't have any to share!

03-10-2007, 01:56:26
Lies. Sheep have been Australia's dirty little secret for 50 years now. The ratio might not be as big, but the *total number* has always been greater.

I guess you guys just have sluttier sheep than we do? =)

Greg W
03-10-2007, 02:05:08
Scarily, I just read that in 2002 your ratio had fallen to 10 to 1, and ours was up to 6 to 1! Crikey! And we have 10% of the sheep population in the world! No wonder the Kiwis flock here in droves. especially if they think our sheep are slutty!

03-10-2007, 02:16:43

Sheep might be slutty, but cows make you rich. If you ask a Kiwi about 'conversion', chances are they'll talk about dairying instead of cars.

And I could say something really mean and uncalled for about Australia and dairying, but I won't, because Greg hasn't dragged the nationalist shitfight down to that level yet.

Greg W
03-10-2007, 02:23:46
Yeah, they mentioned that too. Lots of sheep farmers changing to dairy.New Zealand's Agricultural Production Census 2002 also found that beef cattle numbers were down 11% from 5.0 to 4.5 million, but dairy cattle numbers increased by 39% from 3.8 to 5.3 million.

''It's relative economics,'' said Rod Forbes, a senior analyst at the Agriculture and Forestry Ministry told Kyodo News, explaining how dairy cattle offer a better return on the land.

''Forestry areas have been expanding primarily over sheep country, which is hilly land,'' he said, citing strong growth in nonresident forestry syndicates making the most of tax incentives.

Dairy cattle, however, are raised on flat land that is the country's best, he said. ''We are expecting dairy will continue to expand.''

The area planted in wine grapes grew by 37% from 12,700 hectares to 17,400 hectares, meaning that more land is now being utilized for growing wine grapes than for any other type of fruit.I did like this little gem though...Kiwifruit accounted for 12,200 hectares and apples covered 11,600 hectares, while avocado planting has more than doubled to 3,100 hectares since 1994.It's funny you know, I never realised that Kiwis grew that much Kiwifruit, despite the obvious link to the name.

Don't hold back on the insults, I won't take offence! ;)

03-10-2007, 05:27:49
Yes you will.

Avocado is great. With the majority of the western world's population under the age of 30 thinking sushi is the coolest food ever, there's no way you can wrong with it!

We even try to grow olives somewhere or other, I forget the specifics though. Probably Nelson.

Kiwifruit farmers are out for Dairy farmers actually. They use less water and cause less runoff, but pay the exact same rates as the cow cockies. They also get substantially less return. It's a fight that's going to turn nasty. =)

Greg W
03-10-2007, 06:01:08
Nah, thick skin, mate. And with no hair and a beer gut, you get used to insults. ;)

The Mad Monk
03-10-2007, 06:07:50
What about national fan service?

Greg W
03-10-2007, 06:37:37
Your teams service their fans? What a country! :love:

03-10-2007, 07:43:14
The first rule of fan club is: We like cartoon porn.

The second rule of fan club: WE LIKE CARTOON PORN.

The Mad Monk
06-10-2007, 22:25:27

07-10-2007, 04:17:39

08-10-2007, 01:15:13
In the next panel the bikini tie snaps her neck...

Greg W
08-10-2007, 12:47:37
As long as you get to see her tits, who cares??

08-10-2007, 13:18:38
that could be an unexpected plot idea for a CSI episode

08-10-2007, 17:54:06
Good morning, Butthead!