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King_Ghidra
26-09-2007, 21:23:20
Some good stuff in here:

http://www.radaronline.com/from-the-magazine/2007/09/awkward_icebreakers_1.php

Drekkus
26-09-2007, 22:01:42
I like nr 19

MoSe
27-09-2007, 07:17:02
what would be COOL to say at an Icebreaker Party???

http://www.afterimagegallery.com/kanzlerIceBk14.jpg

mr_B
27-09-2007, 07:18:28
Originally posted by Drekkus
I like nr 19 you garden man you

MoSe
27-09-2007, 07:19:15
http://antarcticsun.usap.gov/oldissues2000-2001/2000_1231/images/icebreaker.jpg

http://www.altiusminerals.com/i/icebreaker.jpg


other 97 to go

MoSe
27-09-2007, 07:20:14
Originally posted by mr_B
you garden man you

DirtKiss and the pleasures of Composting

mr_B
27-09-2007, 07:20:15
he's back!!

Back!
27-09-2007, 07:21:06
WHO? WHERE???

mr_B
27-09-2007, 07:21:47
Originally posted by Back!

MoSe
27-09-2007, 07:28:50
Originally posted by MoSe
what would be COOL to say at an Icebreaker Party???

http://www.afterimagegallery.com/kanzlerIceBk14.jpg

that image is link-protected, I shrink'n'attached it

mr_B
27-09-2007, 07:34:23
thank you

C.G.B. Spender
27-09-2007, 07:50:25
That's a real arsebraker

MoSe
27-09-2007, 07:50:43
glad 2B helpertje

MoSe
27-09-2007, 07:51:53
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
That's a real arsebraker

Brokeback Glacier

Funko
27-09-2007, 07:59:50
101. Hi, I'm one of Mike's friends from the internet.

King_Ghidra
27-09-2007, 08:31:48
Surely

'Hi, I'm one of Funko's friends from the internet'?

C.G.B. Spender
27-09-2007, 08:33:05
'Hi, I'm one of Funko's dudes from the internet'?

Funko
27-09-2007, 08:37:39
102. Do you know what happened to that other chick I was talking to? She was really hot.

Funko
27-09-2007, 08:39:34
103. So, what's your name on CG?

104. Do you pronounce it "ah-poh-li-ton" or "ah-poh-lee-ton"?

mr_B
27-09-2007, 08:41:00
Originally posted by Funko
101. Hi, I'm one of Mike's friends from the internet. gonna use that at your party man!!!!

Funko
27-09-2007, 08:42:11
105. What skill did you set?

King_Ghidra
27-09-2007, 08:42:45
My favourite was

"Who do I have to fuck at this party to find out where to take a shit?"

Funko
27-09-2007, 08:43:24
Ans: Mark Oaten.

mr_B
27-09-2007, 08:44:40
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
My favourite was
"Who do I have to fuck at this party to find out where to take a shit?" no way
what a surprise

King_Ghidra
27-09-2007, 08:45:29
haha fok joo

C.G.B. Spender
27-09-2007, 08:45:37
"I'm dutch - isn't that weiiiird?"

mr_B
27-09-2007, 08:50:59
huh

mr_B
27-09-2007, 08:53:29
Originally posted by Funko
Ans: Mark Oaten. shit up!!!

Funko
27-09-2007, 08:54:08
Equally as bad as "hi, I'm dutch"

"Hey, are you dutch?"

mr_B
27-09-2007, 08:56:51
"hi I'm Dutch and Maaiks internet friend"

MoSe
27-09-2007, 08:57:20
"Hey, I thought Dutch were all very tall"

C.G.B. Spender
27-09-2007, 08:57:29
Hi, I'm dutch would you like a ride on my bromfiets jesjes

mr_B
27-09-2007, 08:59:31
that's a real pickup line in the north of Holland

hey ga je mee brommers kijken?

Funko
27-09-2007, 09:01:39
"hi I'm Dutch and Maaiks internet friend, are you married?"

mr_B
27-09-2007, 09:04:33
:lol:

maroule
27-09-2007, 09:29:02
106. Me and my mates we're doing an orgy, but we lack girls. Are you interested?

Funko
27-09-2007, 09:29:49
107. Bonjour

C.G.B. Spender
27-09-2007, 09:48:51
Hello, my name is Pitje and my nipples are hard, wanna know about mi sjit too?

Tizzy
27-09-2007, 09:53:54
We need to invite lots of people to our party so mrG can use all these excellent lines.

Shining1
27-09-2007, 09:54:39
110. Hi, you aren't a cop are you?

MDA
27-09-2007, 11:20:40
I design underwater bridges, wanna go back to my place?

maroule
27-09-2007, 12:05:24
111. I might dress like a bulgarian diplomat from the 70s', but I leave in Reading, so nobody cares

Funko
27-09-2007, 12:09:36
How would a Bulgarian diplomat from the 70s dress?

mr_B
27-09-2007, 12:15:19
Originally posted by MDA
I design underwater bridges, wanna go back to my place? now I am hot as a stove, damm you MDA this is the first time a guy turned me on with words, be ashamed

C.G.B. Spender
27-09-2007, 12:36:22
Originally posted by Funko
How would a Bulgarian diplomat from the 70s dress? I think it's a trick question

Funko
27-09-2007, 12:43:39
Did Bulgaria not have diplomats in the 70s?

Does he mean nudity.

C.G.B. Spender
27-09-2007, 12:56:55
That's what I thought. Or dressed as a sheep?

maroule
27-09-2007, 14:38:08
Originally posted by Funko
Did Bulgaria not have diplomats in the 70s?



ignoramus!
FYI Bulgarian "diplomats" in the 70s' pulled one of the most exotic assassination trick of the cold war, the "umbrella strike", on a dissident... gee, I always have to educate people on this site...

mr_B
27-09-2007, 14:39:24
jesjes you are the schjmartje

Lurker the Second
27-09-2007, 15:34:01
Originally posted by Funko
102. Do you know what happened to that other waitress? She was really hot.

Corrected.

mr_B
27-09-2007, 15:41:22
:lol: